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World of Warcraft - Outland PVP (EU) - Torporr (name) 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,047 (J' Hoku "Perfect Day") 3 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:14,727 J' Sun's up It's a little after 12 4 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:17,690 J' Make breakfast for myself 5 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,446 J' Leave the work for someone else 6 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,009 J' People say 7 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:27,084 J' They say that it's just a phase 8 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,323 They tell me to act my age 9 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,768 J Well, I am 10 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:37,481 J' On this perfect day 11 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,445 J' Nothing's standin' in my way 12 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,325 J' On this perfect day 13 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,126 J' When nothing can go wrong 14 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,807 J' It's the perfect day 15 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:53,123 J' Tomorrow's gonna come too soon 16 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,971 J I could stay 17 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,521 J' Forever as I am 18 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:03,163 J' On this perfect day 19 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,483 J' Sun 's down 20 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,610 J' A little after ten 21 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,491 J' I pick up all my friends 22 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,769 J' In my Mercedes-Benz 23 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,883 J' Wake up 24 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,884 Don’t tell me it’s just a dream 25 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:26,169 J' 'Cause when I've had enough You'll hear me say 26 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,765 Hi! 27 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,161 J' Now don't you try to rain on my 28 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:33,045 J' Perfect day 29 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:36,090 J' Nothing's standin' in my way 30 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,284 J' On this perfect day 31 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,205 J' Nothing can go wrong 32 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,409 J' It's the perfect day 33 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,928 J' Tomorrow's gonna come too soon 34 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,731 J I could stay 35 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,491 J' Forever as I am 36 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:58,611 J' On this perfect day 37 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:14,249 I’m in the race, but I already won 38 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,966 J' And getting there can be half the fun 39 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,646 r So don’t stop me till I’m good and done 40 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:23,407 J' Don't you try to rain on my 41 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,450 J' Perfect day 42 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:32,567 J' It's the perfect day 43 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,607 J' It's the perfect day 44 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,690 J' Nothing's gonna bring me down 45 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,605 J I could stay 46 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,764 J' Forever as I am 47 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:50,924 J' On this perfect day 48 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,890 J' Nothing's standing in my way 49 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,089 J' On this perfect day 50 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,851 J' Nothing can go wrong 51 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,766 J' On this perfect day... 52 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:11,242 (Elle) I love that restaurant! I heard Madonna went into labor there. 53 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:14,609 Oh, gosh, I have to go shopping. OK. I'll see you tonight. 54 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,330 OK. Bye. 55 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,762 Bruiser, what's this? 56 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,724 (sighs) "Good luck tonight. Elle and Warner forever." 57 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,962 That's so cute. 58 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,451 (sighs) 59 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,808 Oh, my gosh. You guys are so sweet. 60 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,807 But I'm not positive it's gonna happen tonight. 61 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,531 Hello! He just had lunch with his grandmother. 62 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:52,841 You know he got the rock. 63 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,202 Why else would she have flown in from Newport? 64 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,601 It's not like she'd FedEx a six-carat diamond. 65 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,000 Do you really think? 66 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,162 I can't believe you're getting engaged! 67 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:06,041 Oh, my gosh. You guys have to help me pick out the perfect outfit. 68 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,486 Come on. 69 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,323 (woman) I think you should go with the red. It's the color of confidence. 70 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,808 I don't understand why you're completely disregarding your signature color? 71 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,964 He's proposing. I can't look like I would on any other date. 72 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,567 This is the date. The night I'll always remember. 73 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,484 I wanna look special. 74 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,689 Bridal. But not like I expect anything. 75 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:31,561 There's nothing I love more than a dumb blonde with Daddy's plastic. 76 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:32,721 You know how he gets excited... 77 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,451 Did you see this one? We just got it in yesterday. 78 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,683 Oh! Is this low-viscosity rayon? 79 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,363 Yes, of course. 80 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,045 With a half-loop top stitching on the hem? 81 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,010 Absolutely. it's one of a kind. 82 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,922 It's impossible to use a half-loop top stitching on low-viscosity rayon. 83 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:54,243 It would snag the fabric. And you didn't just get it in. 84 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,890 I saw it in Teen Vogue a year ago. 85 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,441 So if you're trying to sell it to me for full price, 86 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,170 you picked the wrong girl. 87 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,051 OW. 88 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,641 Girls, this is it. 89 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:13,044 In a few hours, I'll be the future Mrs. Warner Huntington III. 90 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:27,251 Hello. 91 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:46,770 Wow. 92 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:48,809 You look so beautiful. 93 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:50,291 So do you. 94 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:01,685 Let's get out of here. 95 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,120 OK. 96 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:20,643 It must be strange having such perfect eyes. 97 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,850 (Warner) God, you're so wonderful. Elle, thank you. 98 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,886 - Here's to us. - To us. 99 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,769 Mmm! 100 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,969 - Elle... (clears throat) - Yes. 101 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:47,005 One of the reasons I wanted to come here tonight was to discuss our future. 102 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:50,084 I am fully amenable to that discussion. 103 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:51,321 Good. 104 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,801 You know how we've been having all kinds of fun lately? 105 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:57,328 Yeah. - Well, Harvard is gonna be different. 106 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:02,250 Law school is a completely different world, and I need to be serious. 107 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,726 Of course. 108 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,842 I mean, my family expects a lot from me. 109 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,289 - Right. - I expect a lot from me. 110 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,168 I plan on running for office some day. 111 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,322 And I fully support that, Warner. You know that, right? 112 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,481 Absolutely. 113 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:19,929 But the thing is, if I'm gonna be a senator by the time I'm 30, 114 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,168 I need to stop dicking around. 115 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:26,041 Oh, Warner... I completely agree. 116 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,650 Well, that's why I think it's time for us... 117 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,365 ...Elle... 118 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,046 - ...Pooh Bear... - Yes? 119 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,041 - I do. - I think we should break up. 120 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:43,881 What'?! 121 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,725 I've been thinking about it, and I think it's the right thing to do. 122 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:49,163 You're breaking up with me? 123 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:53,726 - I thought you were proposing. - (chuckling) Proposing? 124 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:57,043 Elle! If I'm gonna be a senator, 125 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:00,687 well, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn. (laughs) 126 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:04,287 So you're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde? 127 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,727 No. That's not entirely true. 128 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,241 Then what? My boobs are too big? 129 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:10,925 (murmuring) 130 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,411 Your boobs are fine. 131 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:16,201 So when you said you would always love me, you were just dicking around? 132 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:18,840 (Warner) Elle, I... I do love you. I... 133 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,606 - (Elle sobbing) - ...I just can't marry you. 134 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,445 You have no idea the pressure that I am under. 135 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,602 My family has five generations of senators. 136 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:29,206 My brother's in the top three at Yale Law, 137 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,051 and he just got engaged to a Vanderbilt, for Christ's sake! 138 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,242 (Elle Screeching) 139 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,491 Bad salad. 140 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,765 Sweetie... Pooh Bear? 141 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:52,847 (scoffs) 142 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,606 It's not like I have a choice here, sweetheart. 143 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:00,246 OK, you get the car. I'll get the check. 144 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,243 (woman) I won't be having salad. 145 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,604 (whimpering) 146 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,768 Come on, let me take you home. 147 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:12,967 No. 148 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,441 Elle, believe me, I never expected to do this. 149 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,690 But I think it's the right thing. 150 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:21,003 How can it be the right thing when we're not together? 151 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:24,921 I have to think of my future and what my family expects of me. 152 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:28,806 So you're breaking up with me because you're afraid your family won't like me? 153 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,846 - Everybody likes me. - Well, East Coast people are different. 154 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:36,005 Just because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? 155 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:39,164 I grew up in Bel Air, Warner, across the street from Aaron Spelling. 156 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,448 I think most people would agree that's a lot better 157 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,563 than some stinky old Vanderbilt. 158 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:47,167 I told you, I need someone serious. 159 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:51,001 Well, I'm seriously in love with you. 160 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:55,806 - (sighs) - Isn't that enough? 161 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:58,691 Pooh Bear, just get in the car. 162 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,844 No. (sniffles) 163 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,770 You're gonna ruin your shoes. 164 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:13,086 OK. 165 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,088 Morning, Amy. 166 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:13,530 Elle, it's Amy. I'm having trouble with this whole lip-liner thing. 167 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,603 Sweetie, didn't you hear? 168 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:19,162 - Hear what? - Oh... It's terrible. He dumped her. 169 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,762 (woman on TV) Why me? 170 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:26,129 Because you're not gonna remember anything after tonight. 171 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,004 (woman) Oh, you're wrong. 172 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:34,005 I will remember; no matter what. 173 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,481 And I’m never gonna lose you again. 174 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:42,291 (man on TV) You couldn't. You're a pad of me. 175 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,445 I love you. 176 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,124 Liar! 177 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,807 Honey, you have to leave this room. 178 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,644 It's been, like, a week. 179 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,006 - So? - Drink this. 180 00:11:56,160 --> 00:12:00,404 What's the one thing that always makes us feel better, no matter what? 181 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,770 She had eight grilled-cheese sandwiches. 182 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:10,481 She just stuffed 'em in her mouth, all at once. It was so sad. 183 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,768 We thought she'd be the first to walk down the aisle, 184 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,281 and now she's totally adrift. 185 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,001 Totally. 186 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,928 (woman) She hasn't conditioned her hair in a week. 187 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,048 (woman 2) Maybe she's going for the grunge look. 188 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,521 (woman) And, like, her nails are full-on chipped. 189 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:26,960 (woman 2) So trailer park. 190 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,330 (speaking Vietnamese) 191 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,330 Oh, my God! 192 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,528 - Do you know who this is? - No. 193 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:45,684 - That's Warner's older brother. - Who? 194 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:49,049 "Third-year Yale Law student, Putnam Bowes Huntington III 195 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:52,562 and his fiancee, Layne Walker Vanderbilt, 196 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,929 first year, Yale Law." 197 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,607 (gasps) This is the type of girl Warner wants to marry. 198 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,371 This is what I need to become to be serious. 199 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,205 What? Practically deformed? 200 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,566 No! 201 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,404 A law student. 202 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,560 Elle? 203 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,561 Law school? 204 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,041 It's a perfectly respectable place, Daddy. 205 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,044 Honey, you were first runner-up 206 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,402 at the Miss Hawaiian Tropics contest. 207 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,562 Why are you gonna throw that all away? 208 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,883 Going to Harvard is the only way I'm gonna get the love of my life back. 209 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,287 Sweetheart, you don't need law school. 210 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:40,049 Law school's for people who are boring and ugly and serious. 211 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,601 And you, button, are none of those things. 212 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,410 (sighs) 213 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:50,522 - Harvard Law School? - That's right. 214 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:56,045 - But that's a top-three school. - I have a 4.0. 215 00:13:56,200 --> 00:14:00,046 Yes. But your major is fashion merchandising. 216 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,766 Harvard won’t be impressed that you aced History of Polka Dots. 217 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:10,807 What are your backups? 218 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,770 I don't need backups. I'm going to Harvard. 219 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:19,842 Well, then. You'll need excellent recommendations from your professors. 220 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,405 OK. 221 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,928 - And a heck of an admissions essay. - Right. 222 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:30,120 And at least a 175 on your LSATs. 223 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:34,448 I once had to judge a tighty-Whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. 224 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,881 Trust me. I can handle anything. 225 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,843 - Thanks. - Welcome. 226 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:52,164 Because I have a metrabolism. I have a really high metrabolism. 227 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,810 It's metabol... 228 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:01,168 Oh, my God. What are you doing? 229 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,123 Reading about the LSATs. 230 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,887 My cousin had that. You get a really bad rash on your... 231 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:15,360 The LSATs are an exam. Girls, I'm going to Harvard. 232 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,727 - You mean, like, on vacay? - Let's all go! 233 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,370 Road trip! 234 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,925 (both shrieking) 235 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,731 No. I'm going to Harvard Law School. 236 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,000 Why? 237 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,604 Elle. Elle... 238 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:33,162 I know you're upset about all this, but can't you just take a Percocet? 239 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:38,848 OK. Once Warner sees me as a serious law student, he'll totally want me back. 240 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,202 It's a completely brilliant plan. 241 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,286 But isn't it hard to get into law school? 242 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,647 I have the highest GPA in Delta Nu. 243 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,209 Oh, well. Here. You're gonna need this. 244 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,642 - Your scrunchie? - My lucky scrunchie. 245 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,768 It helped me pass Spanish. 246 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,605 You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya 247 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,330 a lap dance after the final. 248 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:06,729 Yeah. Luckily. 249 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,884 (electronic dance music playing) 250 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,722 Oh, hi. 251 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:19,566 My name is Elle Woods, and for my admissions essay, 252 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:24,760 I’m gonna tell all of you at Harvard why I’m gonna make an amazing lawyer. 253 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,689 As president of my sorority, 254 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,201 I’m skilled at commanding the attention of a room, 255 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,089 and discussing very important issues. 256 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,208 It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff 257 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:38,241 is switching our toilet paper from Charmin to generic. 258 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,607 All those opposed to chafing, say “aye 259 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,250 Aye' 260 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:46,647 "A: Neither type of opera or neither type of rap is on sale. 261 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,168 B: Neither type of jazz and neither type of opera is on sale. 262 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,603 - C: Neither type of opera..." - (men hollering) 263 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,967 - Party! - Delta Nu, we love you! 264 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,811 Hey. Mm-mm. 265 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,610 OK. 266 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:06,401 I'm able to recall hundreds of important details at the drop of a hat. 267 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:10,610 Hey, Elle, do you know what happened on Days of Our Lives yesterday? 268 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,603 Why yes, Margot, I do. 269 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,804 Once again, we joined Hope in the search for her identity. 270 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,850 She's been brainwashed by the evil Stefano. 271 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,971 - Three... - Get set, and go! 272 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,122 143. 273 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,841 I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. 274 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,010 - (man whistles) - (gasps) I object! 275 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,601 Elle! It's here. 276 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,250 The LSAT scores! 277 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,323 (all chattering excitedly) 278 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,526 (93595) 279 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,650 179! 280 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,007 (all cheering) 281 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,965 179! 179! 282 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,410 And that’s why you should vote for me, Elle Woods, 283 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,809 future lawyer; for the class of 2004. 284 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,930 She does have a 4.0 from CULA, 285 00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,050 and she got a 179 on her LSATs. 286 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,210 A fashion major? 287 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,563 Well, sir, we've never had one before, 288 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,563 and aren't we always looking for diversity? 289 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:10,247 Her list of extracurricular activities is impressive. 290 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:14,644 - She was in a Ricky Martin video. - Clearly, she's interested in music. 291 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,927 She also designed a line of... 292 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:22,404 ...faux-fur panties for her sorority's charity project. 293 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:26,281 She's a friend to the animals, as well as a philanthropist. 294 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,245 Elle Woods. 295 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,162 Welcome to Harvard. 296 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,684 (J' Lisa Loeb "We Could Still Belong Together") 297 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:42,287 J' We could still belong together 298 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,683 J' And together is much better 299 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:49,765 J' We're OK so, hey, don't worry now 300 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,526 J' Oh, wow 301 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:56,082 J' We could still belong together 302 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,642 J' And together's so much better 303 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:03,925 J' We're OK so, hey, don't worry now 304 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,162 J' Oh, wow 305 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,843 Oh, Bruiser, it's so exciting. Look! Harvard. 306 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,162 - Are you excited? - (barks) 307 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,167 This is our new house for the next three years. 308 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,685 Oh, are you thirsty? 309 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,729 OK, let's get you some water. 310 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,206 Sweetheart, you just look perched. 311 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,448 (man) Hey, Brad, check out Malibu Barbie. 312 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,209 Where's the beach, honey? 313 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,971 (Elle) There you go. Good boy. 314 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,322 Warner's gonna be so excited to see you. 315 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,411 Guys, this way. 316 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,562 - (man) This ain't LA! - (Elle) Come on, Bruiser. 317 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,681 Check it out. Look at the way she walks. 318 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:26,081 It's gonna be so exciting. Don't be soared, everyone will love you. 319 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,361 Hi. Woods comma Elle. 320 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,448 Class schedule, map, book list. 321 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:47,649 Wait a second. My social events calendar is missing. 322 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,571 Your what? 323 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,485 Social events. You know, mixers, formals, 324 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,881 clambakes, trips to the Cape. 325 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,647 OK. Has Warner Huntington III checked in yet? 326 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,326 No. 327 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,404 Maybe you should check with the cruise director on the lido deck. 328 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,607 OK. Welcome to law school. 329 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,401 This is the pan where we go around in a circle 330 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,968 and everyone says a little bit about themselves. 331 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,765 Let's start with you. 332 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,569 My name is David Kidney. 333 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,724 I have a Master's in Russian literature, 334 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,611 a PhD in biochemistry, and... 335 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:35,448 ...for the last 18 months, I've been deworming orphans in Somalia. 336 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:41,610 - Awesome. What about you? - Hey. How you doin'? I'm Enid Wexler. 337 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,603 Got a PhD from Berkeley in women's studies, 338 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,081 emphasis in the history of combat. 339 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,808 Last year, I single-handedly organized 340 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,962 the march for Lesbians Against Drunk Driving. 341 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,805 - Killer. - Thanks. Good times. 342 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,650 Aaron Mitchell. I graduated first in my class from Princeton. 343 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,246 -I have an IQ of 187. - (both snort) 344 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:04,570 It's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his Brief History of Time... 345 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,962 ...from my fourth-grade paper. 346 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,043 Cool. 347 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,368 - Me? - Yeah. 348 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:16,844 OK. Hi. I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. 349 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,122 We're both Gemini vegetarians. 350 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,365 I have a bachelor's degree in fashion merchandising from CULA. 351 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,648 And I was a Zeta Lambda Nu Sweetheart, 352 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,649 president of my sorority, Delta Nu, 353 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,161 and last year I was Homecoming Queen. 354 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,449 Oh! Two weeks ago I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, 355 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,371 and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. 356 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,962 Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed. 357 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,524 (Elle chuckles) 358 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,526 Wish me luck, Bruiser. 359 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,365 This is my first class as a serious law student. 360 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,286 I totally look the part. 361 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:01,331 (whimpers) 362 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,087 Hi. 363 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,886 Hey. 364 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,649 Elle? 365 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:37,361 Warner? I totally forgot you go here. 366 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,166 What are you talking about? 367 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,402 I'm sorry. Are you here to see me? 368 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,325 No, silly. I go here. 369 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:49,970 - You go where? - Harvard. Law School. 370 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,851 You got into Harvard Law? 371 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,044 What, like it's hard? 372 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,089 Oh, my gosh. It's gonna be so great. 373 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,607 I'm planning this great mixer. You totally have to help me. 374 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,411 I’m thinking, like, a luau or maybe a casino night. 375 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,490 This is gonna be just like senior year, except for funner. 376 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:07,487 Uh-huh. 377 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,048 Oh, time to go. I have to go to class, 378 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,283 but meet me after, on the benches, OK? Bye! 379 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,606 (woman) A legal education... 380 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,600 ...means you will learn to speak in a new language. 381 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:43,006 You will be taught to achieve insight into the world around you, 382 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:46,801 and to sharply question what you know. 383 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,924 The seat you have picked will be yours 384 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:55,129 for the next nine months of your life! 385 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,009 And those of you in the front row... 386 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,281 . . beware. 387 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,486 "The law is reason free from passion." 388 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:11,008 Does anyone know who spoke those immortal words? 389 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,165 Yes? 390 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,810 Aristotle. 391 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:24,840 - Are you sure? - Yes. 392 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,322 Would you be willing to stake your life on it? 393 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,286 I think so. 394 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:35,925 What about... 395 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,171 - OW! - ...his life? 396 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,610 - I don't know. - Well... 397 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:49,082 ...I recommend knowing before speaking. 398 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:54,009 The law leaves much room for interpretation... 399 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,289 ...but very little for self-doubt. 400 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,085 And you were right. 401 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,048 - It was Aristotle. - (girl whispering) Good job. 402 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,887 Now, I assume all of you have read pages one through 48, 403 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,203 and are now well-versed in subject matter jurisdiction. 404 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:17,041 Who can tell us about Gordon v. Steele? 405 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,885 Let's call on someone from the hot zone. 406 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,724 (chuckling) 407 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,010 Elle Woods? 408 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,129 Oh... (laughing) 409 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,007 Actually, I wasn't aware that we had an assignment. 410 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,923 Oh. (chuckling) 411 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,085 Vivian Kensington. 412 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,002 Do you think it's acceptable that Ms. Woods is not prepared? 413 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,611 No. 414 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,971 I don't. 415 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,962 Would you support my decision to ask her to leave class, 416 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:19,124 and to return only when she is prepared? 417 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,126 Absolutely. 418 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,447 (huffs) 419 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,365 Now, Ms. Kensington... 420 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,683 Did diversity jurisdiction exist in this case? 421 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,968 No, it did not. 422 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,442 Good. However, in the case of... 423 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,804 (exasperated sigh) 424 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,487 (splutters) 425 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,367 Excuse me. Are you OK? 426 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,011 Yeah. 427 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,721 But do they put you on the spot like that, like, all the time? 428 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,851 The professors? Yeah, they tend to do that. Socratic method. 429 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,327 So, if you don't know the answer, they're just gonna kick you out? 430 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,246 - So you have Stromwell, huh? - Yes! Did she do that to you too? 431 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,607 No. But she did make me cry once. 432 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,728 Not in class, I waited till I got back to my room. 433 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,201 But she'll kick you right in the ball... 434 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,771 Or wherever, you know. 435 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,207 But, yeah, she's tough. Really tough. 436 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,167 Great. 437 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,891 Don't worry, though. It gets better. Who else do you have? 438 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:46,047 CD 0 0 0 C 0 C CD 439 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,204 Yeah. Let's see. Speak up in Callahan's class. 440 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,010 He really likes people that are opinionated. 441 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,925 0 Ci) C) Ci) 0 442 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,204 ...try to get a seat in the back. 443 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,489 He tends to spit when he talks about products liability. 444 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,406 And... for Levinthal, make sure you read the footnotes, 445 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,325 'cause that's where he gets a lot of his exam questions from. 446 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:08,881 Right. 447 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,645 Wow. I'm really glad I met you. 448 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,687 - Hey. - Are you a third-year? 449 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,127 - Well, I'm a... - (Warner) Hey, Elle. 450 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,566 Hi. 451 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,007 - Thanks for all your help. - Good luck. 452 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,961 - Hi, Warner. - Hi... 453 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,048 So... (chuckles) 454 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,521 - How was your first class? - It was good, 455 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,966 except for this horrible preppy girl 456 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,567 who tried to make me look bad in front of the professor, but no biggie. 457 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,041 You're here now. So how was your summer? 458 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,929 Good. It was good. 459 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,570 Did you do anything exciting? 460 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,884 (chuckling) Hey! 461 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,601 Have... Have you met Viv... ian? 462 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,286 Oh, hi. Vivian Kensington. 463 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,207 - Do you know her? - She's... 464 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,442 I'm his fiancée. 465 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,088 I'm sorry. I just hallucinated. 466 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,810 What? 467 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,928 Yeah... She... 468 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,924 She was my girlfriend in prep school. 469 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:25,404 Well, we got back together this summer at my grandmother's birthday party. 470 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,690 Warner told me all about you. 471 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,680 You're famous at our club. 472 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,403 But he didn't tell me you'd be here. 473 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,561 Pooh Bear, I didn't know she would be here. 474 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,560 Excuse me. 475 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,801 (loud rock music playing) 476 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,881 - (tires screeching) - (woman) Hey, watch out! 477 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,211 Thank God! 478 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,284 (indistinct shouting continues) 479 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,963 (whimpering) 480 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,401 (sniffling) Are you free? It's an emergency. 481 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:24,210 - Bad day? - You can't even imagine. 482 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,201 Spin. 483 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,364 (breaking down) I worked so hard to get into law school. 484 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,321 I blew off Greek Week to study for the LSATS. 485 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,086 I even hired a Coppola to direct my admissions video. 486 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,049 All to get my boyfriend Warner back, 487 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,726 and now he's engaged to this awful girl, Vivian. 488 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:45,282 So it was all for nothing, and I... I just wish... 489 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,649 ...I just wish I had never gone to Harvard. 490 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:54,047 - After you went to all that trouble. - He's engaged. 491 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:58,768 She's got the six-carat Harry Winston on her bony, unpolished finger. 492 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,888 What am I supposed to do? 493 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,401 You're askin' the wrong girl. 494 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:10,645 I mean, I'm with my guy eight years, and then one day it's, 495 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,286 "I met someone else. Move out." 496 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,922 Oh, no. That's awful. 497 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,323 Dewey kept the trailer and my precious baby, Rufus. 498 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,762 I didn't even get to throw him a birthday party. 499 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,888 No! 500 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,088 I mean, what's a girl to do? 501 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:34,086 He's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures, 502 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,090 and I'm a middle-aged high school dropout... 503 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,366 ...who's got stretch marks and a fat ass. 504 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:45,364 - That's terrible. - Yeah. Happens every day. 505 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,450 So what's this Vivian got that you don't have? 506 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,761 Three tits? 507 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:55,965 (sighs) She's from Connecticut. She belongs to his stupid country club. 508 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,849 Is she as pretty as you? 509 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,642 She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but... 510 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,485 ...she's not completely unfortunate-looking. 511 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,962 Hello, ladies. How ya doin'? 512 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,884 Sign here. 513 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,449 Oh, look what I did. 514 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,489 - See you later. - Bye, sugar. 515 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,130 Oh, shit. 516 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,331 Could I have been any more goddamn spastic? 517 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,161 It's OK. 518 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,002 Are you sure this Warner guy is, like, the one? 519 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,130 Definitely. I love him. 520 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,370 Mmm... 521 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,688 If a girl like you can't hold on to her man, 522 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:51,640 then there sure as hell isn't any hope for the rest of us. 523 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,650 What are you waitin' for? 524 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,961 Steal the bastard back. 525 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,367 I should warn you, that in addition to competing against each other 526 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,091 for the top grade in this class, 527 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,481 you will also be competing for one of my firm's 528 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,440 highly-coveted four internship spots next year, 529 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:19,047 where you will get to assist on actual cases. 530 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,601 Let the bloodbath begin. 531 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,211 (all chuckling) 532 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,364 Now, let's commence with our usual torture. 533 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,724 Ms. Woods. 534 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:34,127 Would you rather have a client who committed a crime malum in se, 535 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,203 or malum prohibitum? 536 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,485 - Neither. - Why is that? 537 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,761 I would rather have a client who's innocent. 538 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,002 (all laughing) 539 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,401 Dare to dream, Ms. Woods. 540 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,171 Ms. Kensington, which would you prefer? 541 00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,765 Malum prohibitum. 542 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,763 Because then the client would've committed a regulatory infraction, 543 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,241 as opposed to a dangerous crime. 544 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,607 (Callahan) Well done, Ms. Kensington. 545 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,047 You've obviously done your homework. 546 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:16,930 Now, let us look at malum prohibitum a little more closely. 547 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,570 It has been said... 548 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:19,926 Yes, Ms. Woods? 549 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,925 I changed my mind. I'd pick the dangerous one, 550 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,287 'cause I'm not afraid of a challenge. 551 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,161 - (man) Hike! - (all shouting) 552 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,121 Who is that? 553 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,206 Guys... 554 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:54,770 - Hi! - (man) Warner, do you know her? 555 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,126 Hi. 556 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,361 - Hi, everybody. - Elle. What are you doing here? 557 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,444 I've come to join your study group. And look, I brought sustenance. 558 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,524 - Who's first? - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Our group is full. 559 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:20,163 - Oh, is this like an RSVP thing? - No, it's like a smart-people thing. 560 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,561 And, as Viv said, we're full. 561 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,366 Come on, guys. We can make room for one more. 562 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,205 - OW! - We've already assigned the outlines. 563 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,729 The answer is no. 564 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,524 OK. I'll just leave, then. 565 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,286 (whispers) Bye. 566 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,401 Hey, maybe there's, like, a sorority you could, like, join instead, like... 567 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,040 You know, if you had come to a rush party, 568 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,531 I would have at least been nice to you. 569 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,921 Oh, is that before you voted against me, 570 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,844 then called me a dyke behind my back? 571 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,567 - I don't use that word. - (scoffs) 572 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,364 You must have heard it from Vivian. 573 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,848 (dialing) 574 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,367 - (Margot) Hello? - Hey, it's me. 575 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:37,726 It's Elle! 576 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,167 Guess what I'm doing right this second? 577 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,243 (Elle) I don’t know. What? 578 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,721 I'm picking out my wedding dress! 579 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,526 - What? - Josh proposed. 580 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,410 Did you get the rock yet? 581 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,646 Almost. 582 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,963 Well, hurry up, so you can come home. We miss you. 583 00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,283 (sighs) I miss you guys too. The people here are so vile. 584 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,926 - Hardly anybody speaks to me, unless... - Oh, my God. 585 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,684 I almost forgot to tell you. 586 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,766 - What? - I got bangs. 587 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,922 - My hair is so ”now. ” - Really? 588 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,603 OK, so just listen to me. Keep June 1st open. 589 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,765 You're one of my bridesmaids. And give Warner our love. 590 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,400 Because I'm getting married! I'm getting... 591 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,483 - (fabric rips) - (shrieks) 592 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,688 (dial tone) 593 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,681 So don't forget. Eight o'clock at 45 Dunstan Street. 594 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,649 It'll be a really nice party. 595 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:39,408 Oh, and don't forget to bring your own merlot. 596 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,968 No way! Is somebody at this school actually... having a party? 597 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,484 YES. 598 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,010 But it's a costume party. You probably wouldn't wanna come. 599 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,769 I love costume parties. 600 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:57,925 Oh. Well, then, I guess we'll see you there. 601 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,326 OK. 602 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:05,326 Oh. At 45 Dunstan Street. OK. 603 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,885 (Bruiser growling) 604 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,766 (J' Black Eyed Peas "Magic") 605 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,290 Oh, my God! 606 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,331 Hey. 607 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,682 Thanks for inviting me, girls. This party is super fun. 608 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,209 - Nice outfit. - Oh, I like your outfit, too. 609 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,442 Except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, 610 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,887 I try not to look so constipated. 611 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,361 (laughing) 612 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,002 (huffs) She's horrible. 613 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,045 You've got the ring, sweetie. 614 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,047 How you doin'? 615 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:14,728 (Enid) Warner! The English language is all about subliminal domination. 616 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,565 Take the word, "semester," OK? This is a perfect example 617 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,246 of this school's discriminatory preference of semen to ovaries. 618 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,767 That's why I'm petitioning to have next term be referred to 619 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,410 as the winter "ovester." 620 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,722 Excuse me. Hey, Warner. 621 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,163 Wow. Well, don't you look like a walking felony? 622 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,971 - Thank you. You're so sweet. - (Enid) Ugh! 623 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,930 - (chuckling) Are you having fun? - I am now. 624 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,401 What... What's with the costume? 625 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,801 Oh. I just decided to dress up. 626 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:41,961 Really? 627 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,010 You know, I feel like we barely get to see each other since we've been here. 628 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,289 I know. I'm so busy with these case studies and hypos. 629 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,687 I know you mean. I can't imagine doing all this 630 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,081 and Callahan's internship next year. 631 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,044 This is gonna be so much. 632 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:56,287 Oh, Elle... 633 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,169 Come on, you're never gonna get the grades 634 00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,970 to qualify for one of those spots. 635 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,921 You're not smart enough, sweetie. 636 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:08,241 Wait. Am I on glue, or did we not get into the same law school, Warner? 637 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,607 - Well, yeah, but... - But what? 638 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,287 We took the same LSATs, and we’re taking the same classes. 639 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:18,445 I know. But come on, Elle, be serious. 640 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,967 You can do something more valuable with your time. 641 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,367 I'm never gonna be good enough for you, am I? 642 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,089 - Elle, come on. - Just forget it. 643 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,726 (pop music playing) 644 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,331 I'll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be. 645 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,485 (clears throat) 646 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,330 - (sighs) Don't ask. - Wasn't gonna. 647 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,840 I love that sweater. It's Chanel. 648 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,967 - Look. - Is she carrying books? 649 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,405 Thanks. 650 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,285 So, you've filed a claim. 651 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,046 What next? 652 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,170 Ms. Woods? 653 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,763 - Don't you need to have evidence? - Meaning? 654 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:44,610 Meaning you need reasonable belief 655 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:49,971 that your claim should have, like, evidentiary support? 656 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:56,888 And what kind of evidentiary support does this case require? 657 00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,405 (dog on TV) Yo quiero Taco Bell. 658 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,886 (barking) 659 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,208 Welcome back... 660 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:13,124 In the article, you talk about all sorts of things: 661 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:14,725 corrupt cops. .. .. 662 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,881 And the purpose of diminished capacity is? 663 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,089 To negate mens rea? 664 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,121 Are you ready? 665 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,170 (sighs) No. 666 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,322 Yes. Yes, you are. 667 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,562 Go. You can do this. 668 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,285 "Listen to me, Dewey. You shut your mouth." 669 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,127 No. "You shut your big mouth." 670 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,888 "I'm doing all the talking." 671 00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,008 (TV chattering) 672 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,128 (man laughing) 673 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,888 What the hell do you want? We're eatin' lunch. 674 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,520 I just thought that... 675 00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:34,810 You just thought you could come and show me what I'm definitely not missin'? 676 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,525 (chuckling) 677 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,847 That's not why I came by. 678 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,368 Paulette, how many times you gonna come here beggin' me to take you back? 679 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,930 (Paulette) I was... I... 680 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,924 - (Elle) Dewey Newcombe? - Who's askin'? 681 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,487 I'm Elle Woods, Ms. Bonifante's attorney. 682 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,207 And I'm here to discuss the legal situation at hand. 683 00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,531 Come again? 684 00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,968 Do you understand what subject matter jurisdiction is? 685 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,168 - No. -I didn't think so. 686 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,842 Well, due to... habeas corpus, 687 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,368 you and Ms. Bonifante had a common law marriage, 688 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:16,969 which, heretofore, entitles her to what is legally referred to 689 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:20,203 as "equitable division of the assets." 690 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,361 Come again? 691 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:27,323 Due to the fact that you've retained... this residence... 692 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,882 ...Ms. Bonifante is entitled to full canine property ownership, 693 00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,929 and will be enforcing said ownership... 694 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,041 ...right now. 695 00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,930 - Huh? - Tell him, Paulette. 696 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,802 I'm takin' the dog... dumbass! 697 00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:52,170 - (both laughing) - (Elle) We did it! 698 00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,648 Come here. 699 00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,929 Oh, my gosh, did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head. 700 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,890 Which must be a nice vacation for his balls. 701 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,248 - (Rufus whimpers) - Oh... 702 00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,171 Thank you. 703 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,849 C) C) C -' 9- I 704 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,241 Swinney, who was also a private sperm donor, 705 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,886 was allowed visitation rights as long as he came to terms 706 00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,042 with the hours set forth by the parents. 707 00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:35,167 So, if we're sticking to past precedent, I mean, Mr. Latimer wasn't stalking. 708 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,724 He was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation. 709 00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:42,123 But Swinney was a one-time sperm donor. 710 00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:45,682 And, in our case, the defendant was an habitual sperm donor, 711 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:49,885 who also happens to be harassing the parents in his quest for visitation. 712 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,407 Well, yeah, but I mean, without this man's sperm... 713 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,885 ...the child in question wouldn't exist. 714 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,008 Now you're thinking like a lawyer. 715 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,490 Yes, Ms. Woods? 716 00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,767 Although Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point, 717 00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,810 I have to wonder if the defendant kept a thorough record 718 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,804 of every sperm emission made throughout his life. 719 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,566 (all chuckling) 720 00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:18,484 Interesting. Why do you ask? 721 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,803 Well, unless the defendant attempted 722 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,002 to Contact every single one-night stand 723 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,527 to determine if a child resulted in those unions, 724 00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,524 he has no parental claim over this child, whatsoever. 725 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,603 Why now? Why this sperm? 726 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,090 - I see your point. - And for that matter, 727 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:40,006 all masturbatory emissions where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg, 728 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,810 could be termed reckless abandonment. 729 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,090 I believe you've just won your case. 730 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,009 - Ms. Woods, you did well today. - Really? 731 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,645 You're applying for my internship, aren't you? 732 00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,604 - I don't know. - Well, you should. 733 00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,809 - Do you have a résumé? - Yes, I do. 734 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,646 Here it is. 735 00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,522 - it's pink. - Oh, and it's scented. 736 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,251 I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? 737 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,490 OK. Well, see you next class. 738 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,249 Do you think she woke up one morning and said, 739 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,681 "I think I'll go to law school today?" 740 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,731 Well, that lapse in judgment aside, I think she's got a lot of potential. 741 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,522 Here's the Windham file. 742 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:37,485 Smell this. 743 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,640 - What's that? - It's her résumé. 744 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,885 It smells good. 745 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,650 (Elle) What's going on? 746 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,201 Callahan's firm is defending a murder trial. 747 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,768 His case load is so big, he's taking on first-year interns. 748 00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:20,481 - He picked 'em already? - (Vivian) I can't believe it, Warner! 749 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,123 - We got it! - Yes. 750 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,881 That only leaves one for... 751 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:29,930 (93595) 752 00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:33,486 Me! 753 00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:35,811 Yes! 754 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:41,766 Oh, Warner. 755 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:49,689 Do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours 756 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,808 in the hot tub after Winter Formal? 757 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:54,201 Yeah... No. (clears throat) 758 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,771 This is so much better than that! 759 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,603 Excuse me. I have some shopping to do. 760 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,768 Four hours? 761 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,049 (elevator dings) 762 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,567 (Warner clears throat) 763 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:28,120 You look very nice today, Vivian. 764 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,566 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 765 00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:46,002 We're defending Brooke Windham, whose very wealthy husband 766 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,771 was found shot dead in their Beacon Hill mansion. 767 00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,809 - Gold-digger? - You'd think so, 768 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,209 since the stiff was 60, but she was rich on her own. 769 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:55,691 Some kind of fitness empire. 770 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:58,281 You can buy her exercise tapes on infomercials. 771 00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,011 Wait, are you talking about Brooke Taylor? 772 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:06,242 Maiden name, Taylor. You know her? 773 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,131 She's a Delta Nu. She wasn't in my pledge class. 774 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,282 She graduated four years before me. 775 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,165 But I used to take her class at the Los Angeles Sports Club. 776 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:15,731 She's amazing. 777 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:17,526 "Amazing?" How? 778 00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,967 She can make you lose three pounds in one class. 779 00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:22,202 She's completely gifted. 780 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:25,045 Well, in all likelihood, she's completely guilty as well. 781 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:27,927 She was seen standing over her husbands body. 782 00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:29,565 By who? 783 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:32,246 His 26-year-old daughter and the pool boy. 784 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:37,489 - Sorry I'm late. Excuse me. - This is Emmett Richmond, an associate. 785 00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:41,201 Top three in his class and former editor of Harvard Law Review. 786 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,764 You've probably seen him lurking around campus doing my research. 787 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,763 Thanks for the introduction. 788 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,570 (Warner) So, what about the murder weapon? 789 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:50,324 (Callahan) The gun is missing. 790 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,091 Coroner said he'd been dead 30 minutes when the cops arrived, 791 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:55,129 giving Brooke plenty of time to stash it. 792 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,204 I just don't think Brooke could have done this. 793 00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:01,607 Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. 794 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,649 Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. 795 00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,571 They just don't. 796 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:09,765 I didn't do it. 797 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:13,450 I walked in. I saw my husband lying on the floor. 798 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,362 I bent down to check his heart, screamed my head off, 799 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:17,965 and then Enrique and Chutney ran inside. 800 00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,646 OK, your stepdaughter and the pool boy came in, 801 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:24,242 where they saw you standing over the body, covered in his blood. 802 00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:28,964 Why would I kill my husband? 803 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:32,408 Insurance? A love affair? Pure unadulterated hatred? 804 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,887 Believe me, the DA will come up with plenty of reasons. 805 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:36,846 I loved him. 806 00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:40,891 He was 34 years older than you. 807 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,771 That doesn't look so good to a jury. 808 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,490 Then show them a picture of his dick. 809 00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,403 That might clear a few things up. 810 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,408 Brooke, I believe you. 811 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,450 But a jury is gonna want an alibi. 812 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,602 Well, I can't give you that. 813 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,491 And if you put me on the stand, I'll lie. 814 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,530 Well, then, I guess we're done for today. 815 00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:07,370 - (door look buzzes) - (door opens) 816 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:08,885 (sighs) 817 00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,767 - Hey. I know you. - Hi. 818 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,083 I'm a Delta Nu. And I'm a huge fan of yours. 819 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,968 - You took my class in LA. - Uh-huh. 820 00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,487 You had the best high kick I've ever seen. 821 00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,204 - Are you one of my lawyers? - Yeah, sort of. 822 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,401 Well, thank God one of you has a brain. 823 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,561 Let's go. 824 00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:38,847 (J' KC & The Sunshine Band "That's The Way I Like it") 825 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,327 I'm the only one that believes her. Callahan totally thinks she's guilty. 826 00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,211 That's 'cause men are big fat retards who don't... 827 00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,361 (door opens) 828 00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:48,888 - Afternoon, ladies. - (whispering) it's him. 829 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,967 Paulette Bonifante. 830 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:53,766 Oh, my God. 831 00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:57,685 (whispering) He's coming over here. 832 00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:02,971 I've got a package. 833 00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,566 He's got a package. 834 00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:24,167 - How you doin' today? - Fine. 835 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,090 Take it easy. 836 00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,448 - See you later. - (woman) Take it easy. 837 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:36,607 (door closes) 838 00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,125 That's great, Paulette. 839 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,203 Is this the only interaction you two have ever had? 840 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:41,930 No! 841 00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,526 Sometimes I say, "OK," instead of "fine." 842 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:50,490 Why don't you offer him a cold beverage, or a neck massage, or something? 843 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:55,009 - Oh, come on, what's the point? - Trust me. You have all the equipment. 844 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:56,611 You just need to read the manual. 845 00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:59,291 Do you know what I'm saying? 846 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:04,043 I'm gonna show a little maneuver that my mother taught me in junior high. 847 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,329 In my experience, it has a 98 percent success rate 848 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:10,324 of getting a man's attention and, when used appropriately, 849 00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:13,848 it has an 83 percent rate of return on a dinner invitation. 850 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,206 Wow. 851 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:19,287 It's called the "bend and snap." Watch this. 852 00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:25,961 (gasps) I think I dropped something that I need to pick up. 853 00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,521 So you bend... 854 00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:31,331 ...and snap. See? 855 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:32,811 Come on. You try. 856 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,800 Bend... and snap. 857 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,327 OK... 858 00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:44,290 Yeah. A little less bend, a little more snap. 859 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,240 Like this? 860 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,329 Good snap! Come on. 861 00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:54,443 You! Come on. You can do it. 862 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,001 Bend... and snap. 863 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:02,770 We can all do it. Come on, guys! 864 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,001 (pop music playing) 865 00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:07,369 You're gonna bend... and snap. 866 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,760 Now put your head into it. 867 00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:11,082 Bend... and snap. 868 00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,088 Bend... and snap. 869 00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,523 Good job! A little attitude, please. 870 00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,367 Now, everybody, smile. That's very important. 871 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,044 Pump! Pump, pump! 872 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,567 Bend... and snap. 873 00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:27,563 Good job, everybody. 874 00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:30,882 Work it out! Work it out! 875 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,450 Wow! 876 00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:36,846 Come on, Paulette. 877 00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,847 Bend... and snap. 878 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,210 Oh, my God. The bend and snap. Works every time. 879 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,645 Well, if Brooke didn't kill the guy, then who did? 880 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,531 My money is on the angry daughter or the ex-wife. 881 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:53,886 Chutney has a trust fund. 882 00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:56,361 She didn't need the insurance payoff or the inheritance. 883 00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:59,000 - What about the mother? - Covered. She was in Aspen. 884 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,929 Vivian, get me some plum sauce. 885 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:04,761 Ten people saw her downing cosmopolitans at the Caribou Club. 886 00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:09,403 - All I know is that it's not Brooke. - That's touching. But we need an alibi. 887 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:17,249 (Elle) I brought you some necessities. Some Calvin Klein 720-count sheets, 888 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,562 the entire Clinique skincare line, 889 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:22,809 some aromatherapy candles, a loofah.... 890 00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:24,564 Oh! 891 00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:26,927 And... the bible. 892 00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:29,927 You're an angel. 893 00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:32,321 So how are you? Are you all right? 894 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,245 You look so... orange. 895 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:38,563 (sighs) I'm just glad that it's you and not Callahan. 896 00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,322 He means well. He's very brilliant. 897 00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:43,767 He better be, for what I'm paying for him. 898 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,641 I have to tell you the real reason I came here. 899 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,804 Professor Callahan says we really, really need your alibi. 900 00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:54,489 Elle, I can't. 901 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:59,325 - I mean, you don't understand. - Who could understand better than me? 902 00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,848 It's so shameful. 903 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,162 Whatever it is, Brooke, it could save you. 904 00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,971 No, that's just it. It would ruin me. 905 00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:09,601 How? 906 00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:16,328 I've made my fortune on the ability to perfect women's bodies 907 00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:17,970 with Brooke's butt-buster workout. 908 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:21,408 - You helped me go from a six to a four. - That's great! 909 00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,808 On the day of Heyworth's murder... 910 00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:34,969 (whispers indistinctly) 911 00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:37,845 What? 912 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,206 I was getting... 913 00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:42,844 - Huh? - Liposuction! 914 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,650 - (93595) - Oh, God! 915 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:47,451 - No! - I know! I'm a fraud! 916 00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:49,961 But it's not like normal women can have this ass! 917 00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,843 If my fans knew that I bought it, I would lose everything. 918 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,802 I've already lost my husband. 919 01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:04,051 I'd rather go to jail than lose my reputation. 920 01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:06,845 Brooke... 921 01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,528 ...your secret's safe with me. 922 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,683 Thank you. 923 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:18,045 Vivian, grab me some coffee. 924 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,890 We got two interviews tomorrow that Gerard and Bobby are gonna handle, 925 01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:23,087 and the ex-wife in an hour. 926 01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,891 According to this Communiqué from the prison, 927 01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,566 our client apparently had a visit from her sister. 928 01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,571 A Miss Delta Nu. 929 01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:37,760 - Anyone you know? - Yes. I went to visit her. 930 01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,845 What the hell do you mean, you "went to visit her"? 931 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,240 I went to get her alibi. 932 01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,961 - Did you get it? - Mm-hmm. It's really good. 933 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,448 Well, great. What is it? 934 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:51,207 - Oh, I can't tell you. - Why the hell not? 935 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:53,567 Because I promised her I'd keep it a secret. 936 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,404 And I can't break the bonds of Sisterhood. 937 01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:56,971 Screw Sisterhood! 938 01:00:57,120 --> 01:01:00,090 This is a murder trial, not some scandal at the sorority house. 939 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,163 I want the alibi. 940 01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:06,450 I can't give it to you. But I can tell you she is innocent. 941 01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,244 Mr. Callahan, Mrs. Windham Vandermark is on line two for you. 942 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:13,609 Someone reason with her while I take this. 943 01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,482 Are you crazy? Just tell him the alibi. 944 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,881 - No! - We'll lose the case if you don't. 945 01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:21,769 Then we're not very good lawyers. 946 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:24,890 If you tell him, he'll probably hire you as a summer associate. 947 01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:28,010 Who cares about Brooke? Think about yourself. 948 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:33,603 - I gave her my word, Warner. - So what? 949 01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:39,564 The ex-wife seems to be unconcerned 950 01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,484 with the fact that her interview is today. 951 01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:44,041 - She's at a spa in the Berkshires. - A spa. 952 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,885 Isn't that kind of like your mother ship? 953 01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:49,010 I could go if you want me to. 954 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:50,366 - Emmett. - Yeah? 955 01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:53,131 - Go with her. - OK. 956 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:07,327 - She seems completely untrustworthy. - Why? 957 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:11,725 This is a person who's made her living by telling women they're too fat. 958 01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,247 Brooke would never tell a woman that she was too fat. 959 01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:17,210 And she seems to me like she's hiding something. 960 01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:21,681 - Maybe it's not what you think. - Maybe it's exactly what I think. 961 01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,803 You know, you're really being a butthead. 962 01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:28,080 A butthead? Why would you call me that? 963 01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:32,245 You just need to have a little more faith in people. You might be surprised. 964 01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:36,165 I can't believe you just called me a butthead. 965 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,721 No one's called me that since about the ninth grade. 966 01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:42,043 (chuckles) Maybe not to your face. 967 01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:48,366 So this is what a spa looks like. Wow. How do we find her? 968 01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:52,844 - I called ahead. She's in the mud room. - She's not... naked, is she? 969 01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:57,170 Mrs. Windham Vandermark? 970 01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:02,002 So, you found me. 971 01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:05,529 Yes. We're from Austen, Platt, Jaret & Callahan. 972 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,728 We're here to ask you a few questions. 973 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:12,805 So, I hear that that little tart from California shot poor Heyworth. 974 01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,971 Well, that's what we're trying to prove didn't happen. 975 01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:18,043 Do you have any reason to believe that it did? 976 01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:21,086 Well, I've never actually met the woman. 977 01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:24,164 But my daughter tells me she can be quite the little bitch. 978 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,402 Now, did your daughter ever mention anything to you 979 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:30,370 about the relationship between Brooke and Heyworth? 980 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:34,487 Well, she did say that they humped like gorillas. 981 01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:38,889 I guess it wasn't enough, though, for Brooke. 982 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:42,729 - Why do you say that? - Well... (chuckles) 983 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,763 Haven't you seen the cabana boy? 984 01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:50,243 - She's lying. - And you know this for a fact? 985 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,562 Did you see the icky brown color of her hair? 986 01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:55,889 So? Now you discriminate against brunettes? 987 01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,407 (Elle) Why shouldn't I? I'm discriminated against as a blonde. 988 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,887 (Emmett) You know, being a blonde is actually a pretty powerful thing. 989 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,769 You hold more cards than you think you do. 990 01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,810 I personally would like to see you take that power 991 01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:08,930 and channel it towards the greater good. 992 01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:12,810 - Thanks. I'll see you tomorrow. - All right. 993 01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:16,008 - Hey. - Yeah? 994 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,089 How do you think I'd look as a blond? 995 01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,561 Hmm... I'm not sure you could handle it. 996 01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:23,290 - Bye. - Bye. 997 01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:34,125 (David) So I called your room last night. 998 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:35,361 (woman) I heard. 999 01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:37,648 I was thinking maybe we could go out sometime. 1000 01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:39,962 (woman) No. You're a dork. 1001 01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,682 (David) I'm in... law school. 1002 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:44,649 Look, I'm not gonna go out with you. 1003 01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:46,802 I can't believe you'd even ask. 1004 01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:49,281 Girls like me don't go out with losers like you. 1005 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:51,805 Let's get out of here. 1006 01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,485 Excuse me. 1007 01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:59,801 - Why didn't you call me? - What? 1008 01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:03,089 We spent a beautiful night together, and I never hear from you again? 1009 01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:08,481 I'm sorry? 1010 01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,324 Sorry for what? For breaking my heart? 1011 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,847 Or for giving me the greatest pleasure I've ever known 1012 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,048 and then just taking it away? 1013 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:18,811 Both? 1014 01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:22,363 Well, forget it. I've already spent too many hours crying over you. 1015 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,644 So... when did you wanna go out? 1016 01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:31,680 (exhales) 1017 01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:37,488 - (knocking on door) - Come in. 1018 01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:44,842 Are you done with that deposition yet? 1019 01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:48,761 Oh, yeah. Here, take it. I've read it, like, 20 times. 1020 01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,203 OK. 1021 01:05:58,520 --> 01:05:59,726 You know, Elle... 1022 01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:04,767 I still can't believe you didn't tell Callahan the alibi. 1023 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,889 It's not my alibi to tell. 1024 01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:11,403 I know. And I thought that was very... 1025 01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:13,930 ...classy of you. 1026 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:18,564 - Really? - Sure. 1027 01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,006 Thanks. 1028 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:33,204 Did you ever notice how Callahan never asks Warner to bring him his coffee? 1029 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:36,807 I mean, he's asked me at least ten times. 1030 01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:39,329 Well, men are helpless. You know that. 1031 01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:42,802 I know. Warner doesn't do his own laundry. 1032 01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:46,521 - I know. He has to have it sent out. - (laughing) I know. 1033 01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:51,368 Did you know, when he first applied... 1034 01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:54,842 - ...he got wait-listed? - What? 1035 01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:58,808 His father had to make a call. 1036 01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:01,762 - You're kidding. - Mm-mm! 1037 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,927 (Elle laughing) No way! 1038 01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:12,287 Oh, God. That is such a precious dog. Hi. 1039 01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,568 His name is Bruiser. Do you wanna hold him? 1040 01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:17,363 - He's very friendly. - Sure. 1041 01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:23,888 Look, he likes you. 1042 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,042 Oh, he's giving me kisses. 1043 01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:30,161 (man) Thanks, Jeff. 1044 01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:32,971 We're here today covering the trial of Brooke Windham. 1045 01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:35,600 You may remember, she's charged with the murder of her husband, 1046 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:38,286 Boston millionaire Heyworth Windham. 1047 01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:41,649 First to testify are the victim's daughter and ex-wife. 1048 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,326 (man) Superior Court of Suffolk County is now in session. 1049 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,642 The Honorable Judge Marina R. Bickford presiding. 1050 01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,245 You may be seated. 1051 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,843 And where was she exactly? 1052 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,480 Standing over my father's dead body. 1053 01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,283 And what was the defendant doing? 1054 01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:09,324 She was sitting next to the pool, topless... 1055 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,648 ...while the Latin boy handed her a drink. 1056 01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:18,088 Mr. Salvatore, can you tell us what this is? 1057 01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:20,881 My uniform. 1058 01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:24,242 This is the uniform 1059 01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:28,450 that Mrs. Windham asked you to wear while cleaning her pool? 1060 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:32,521 YES. 1061 01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,763 And are you, or are you not, having an affair with Brooke Windham? 1062 01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:41,521 Define "affair." 1063 01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:45,725 Have you and Mrs. Windham had sexual relations? 1064 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:49,724 Yes. OK? Yes. 1065 01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:59,201 Ladies and gentlemen, court will reconvene tomorrow morning at 9 am. 1066 01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:00,890 We're adjourned. 1067 01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:06,050 You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man 1068 01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:07,730 - who wears a thong. - Never! 1069 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:09,723 I just liked watching him clean the filter. 1070 01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:12,362 I know. I believe you, Brooke. 1071 01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:14,966 - Take care of me, Elle. - I will. 1072 01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:21,171 (soul music playing) 1073 01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:36,570 I got a big one for you. 1074 01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:45,091 Can you sign? 1075 01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:22,641 I got it. 1076 01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,564 (grunts) 1077 01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:30,164 - You broke his nose? - (Paulette) Oh, l blew it, Elle. 1078 01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:32,402 My snap was all over the place. 1079 01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:35,962 I'll be there when court is out. We have to cross-examine Enrique. 1080 01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:37,804 But my girlfriend, Serena, once barfed on a guy 1081 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,526 during The Blair Witch Project, and they ended up dating for three months. 1082 01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:43,889 - Really? All right. Bye-bye. - OK, bye. 1083 01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:59,771 Don't stomp your little last-season Prada shoes at me, honey. 1084 01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:02,725 They're not last season. 1085 01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:04,325 (93595) 1086 01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:10,851 Emmett. 1087 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,162 He's gay. Enrique is gay. 1088 01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:14,481 What? 1089 01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:16,927 Warner, what kind of shoes are these? 1090 01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,441 - (clears throat) Black ones. - See? 1091 01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:22,888 - What are you talking about? - He's gay. He isn't Brooke's lover. 1092 01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:25,202 - He's making it up. - (Emmett) Wait. Back up. 1093 01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:28,011 - How do you know that he's gay? - Gay men know designers. 1094 01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:30,561 - Straight men don't. - You know what? 1095 01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:32,922 He did leave a Cher tape in the pool house one time. 1096 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,401 While I appreciate your masterful legal theory, 1097 01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,523 I have a murder trial to attend to. 1098 01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:42,769 - Emmett. - OK. 1099 01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:47,888 - I'll take care of it. Thanks. - OK. 1100 01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:49,610 (man) Court will come to order. 1101 01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:58,731 Mr. Salvatore, do you have any proof 1102 01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:02,885 that you and Mrs. Windham were having an affair? 1103 01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:05,124 Only the love in my heart. 1104 01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:10,768 Well, if that's all the proof that he has, Your Honor, I think I'm done here. 1105 01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:14,320 - You may step down. - I'd like to ask a couple of questions. 1106 01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:18,322 Just give me a couple of minutes. 1107 01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:22,802 Did you ever take Mrs. Windham on a date? 1108 01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:24,890 - Yes. - Where? 1109 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,691 A restaurant in Concord, where no one could recognize us. 1110 01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:29,763 How long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham? 1111 01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:31,490 - Three months. - And your boyfriend's name is? 1112 01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:32,971 - Chuck. - Right. 1113 01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,367 (all gasping) 1114 01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:39,371 Silence! Silence! 1115 01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:41,761 - Pardon... Pardon me. - Yes, Mr. Salvatore? 1116 01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:43,086 I was confused. 1117 01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:46,164 I thought you said "friend," Chuck is just a friend. 1118 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,800 - Oh, OK. - You bitch! 1119 01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:50,121 - (all exclaiming) - (gavel rapping) 1120 01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:51,566 Chuck, wait! 1121 01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:54,726 Silence in my court. Sit down, Mr. Salvatore. 1122 01:12:57,800 --> 01:13:00,087 Silence in my courtroom! 1123 01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:02,290 (woman) How did I miss that? 1124 01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:05,849 (Bickford) Silence in my courtroom. 1125 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:10,171 - Thanks. - Wow. 1126 01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:14,730 - Good night. - Good night. 1127 01:13:18,480 --> 01:13:21,529 Oh, Elle. Callahan asked to see you before you leave. 1128 01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:23,489 - Really? - Yeah, you know, he has his coffee, 1129 01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:25,130 but maybe he needs a donut. 1130 01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:26,247 (both laughing) 1131 01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:28,209 - Do you need help? - No, I'm fine. 1132 01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:29,805 OK. Bye. 1133 01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:36,211 Come on in. 1134 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:39,161 - Hi. - Hi. 1135 01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:41,448 - Sit down. - OK. 1136 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:50,686 Is everything all right? 1137 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:55,968 You followed your intuition today, and you were right on target. 1138 01:13:57,640 --> 01:14:00,928 - I should have listened. - Thank you. 1139 01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:04,482 - About the alibi. - I'm sorry... 1140 01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:07,689 I'm impressed that you took the initiative to go there and get it. 1141 01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:09,725 That's what makes a good lawyer. 1142 01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:13,530 On top of that, you gained the client's trust and kept it. 1143 01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:15,409 That's what makes a great lawyer. 1144 01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:18,050 You're smart, Elle. 1145 01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:21,087 Smarter than most of the guys on my payroll. 1146 01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:23,086 Wow. 1147 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:26,647 I think it's time to discuss your career path. 1148 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:30,486 Have you thought about where you might be a summer associate? 1149 01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:35,320 Oh... not really. I know it's very competitive. 1150 01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:38,563 Well, you know what competition’s really about, don’t you? 1151 01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:44,161 It's about ferocity. Carnage. 1152 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:49,488 Balancing human intelligence with animal diligence. 1153 01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:53,085 Knowing exactly what you want... 1154 01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:56,205 ...and how far you'll go to get it. 1155 01:14:57,480 --> 01:15:00,768 How far will Elle go? 1156 01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:07,243 - Are you hitting on me? - You're a beautiful girl. 1157 01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:12,846 - So everything you just said... - I'm a man who knows what he wants. 1158 01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:18,050 And I'm a law student who just realized her professor is a pathetic asshole. 1159 01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:22,642 Too bad. I thought you were a law student who wanted to be a lawyer. 1160 01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:32,604 (elevator dings) 1161 01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:43,408 - You almost had me fooled. - What? 1162 01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:45,723 Maybe you should sleep with the jury too. 1163 01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:47,564 Then we can win the case. 1164 01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:05,402 - Hey. - I'm quitting. 1165 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,321 - Why? - Law school was a mistake. 1166 01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:09,891 This whole internship was a mistake! 1167 01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:11,730 What are you talking about? You earned it. 1168 01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:14,400 I didn't earn anything, Emmett. 1169 01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:18,167 Callahan only gave me that internship because he liked the way I looked. 1170 01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:20,607 Which he made clear tonight when he tried to feel me up. 1171 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:24,088 Callahan did what? 1172 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:28,208 Just forget it. I'm going back to LA. 1173 01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:30,169 No more boring suits, no more pantyhose. 1174 01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:32,607 No more trying to be something that I'm just... 1175 01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:34,806 ....I'm just not. 1176 01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:38,521 What if you're trying to be somebody you are? 1177 01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:42,042 I mean, the hell with Callahan. 1178 01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:45,205 Stay. 1179 01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:51,127 Call me if you're ever in California, OK? 1180 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,571 What's the point in staying, Paulette? I mean... 1181 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:16,046 All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs. 1182 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:18,089 No one's ever gonna take me seriously. 1183 01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:21,289 People at law school don't. And Warner doesn't. 1184 01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:25,285 I don't even think my own parents take me seriously. 1185 01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:32,609 It just felt like, for the first time, that someone expected me to... 1186 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,604 ...to do something more with my life 1187 01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:38,730 than just become a Victoria's Secret model. 1188 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:43,050 But I was just kidding myself. 1189 01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:46,963 Callahan never saw me as a lawyer, he just saw me as a piece of ass. 1190 01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:49,449 Just like everybody else. 1191 01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:53,763 Turns out I am a joke. 1192 01:17:55,760 --> 01:17:57,410 No, you're not a joke. 1193 01:17:58,440 --> 01:17:59,771 (sniffling) 1194 01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:09,162 The hell with law school. I just wanted to say goodbye. 1195 01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:15,365 If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life... 1196 01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:23,961 ....you're not the girl I thought you were. 1197 01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:37,126 (door opens, closes) 1198 01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:42,482 (man) Did you go in there knowing how 1199 01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:44,369 you were going to discredit Mr. Salvatore? 1200 01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:49,242 Absolutely. it's a little thing I like to call "strategy. ” 1201 01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:51,482 You know, I had a feeling... 1202 01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:53,731 Is he always such an ass? 1203 01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:56,087 He's the top defense attorney in the state. 1204 01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:57,287 Of course he's an ass. 1205 01:18:57,440 --> 01:18:59,886 Fine, but is he an ass that's gonna win my case? 1206 01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:02,883 Well, he's an ass that's gonna try. 1207 01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:06,283 - He thinks I'm guilty, doesn't he? - That's not what's important. 1208 01:19:06,440 --> 01:19:09,046 If he doesn't trust me, why should I trust him? 1209 01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:12,329 Ask Elle. She looked pretty cozy with him last night. 1210 01:19:12,480 --> 01:19:14,881 No. You don't even know what the hell you're talking about. 1211 01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:18,651 What's going on here? 1212 01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:21,729 - Elle quit. - What? 1213 01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:24,531 Yeah. Callahan hit on her, so she quit. 1214 01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:28,443 Oh, my God. Scumbag. 1215 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,480 - Oh, God. - What? 1216 01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:36,805 I feel terrible. I made a huge mistake. 1217 01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:46,567 Well, maybe there's something we can do about it. 1218 01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:51,366 Thank you. 1219 01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:58,966 What are you so happy about? You're on trial for murder. 1220 01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:00,451 Get up. 1221 01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:04,201 - What? - You're fired. 1222 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:06,164 I have new representation. 1223 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,247 Who? 1224 01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:35,809 - Excuse you. You're in my way. - She's a student. She can't defend you. 1225 01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:40,568 Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court Ruling 3.03. 1226 01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:41,881 See? 1227 01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:46,600 - Thank you, David. - Counselors, approach the bench. 1228 01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:49,727 - You're not going up there. - Oh, yes, I am. 1229 01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:52,724 I'm sorry. Maybe you didn't hear me. You're fired. 1230 01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:56,527 Counselors, now! All of you. 1231 01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:02,485 Elle Woods, Your Honor. 1232 01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:06,326 Rule 3.03 of Supreme Judicial Court states that a law student 1233 01:21:06,480 --> 01:21:08,881 may appear on behalf of a defendant in criminal proceedings 1234 01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:11,407 Your Honor, I have no problem with this. 1235 01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:14,882 - I do. I'm not allowing it. - But you agreed last night. 1236 01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:17,247 In your office, when we were discussing my career? 1237 01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:23,845 The ruling also states that you need a licensed attorney to supervise you. 1238 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:27,049 - Mr. Callahan? - That I won't agree to. 1239 01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:29,567 I'll supervise, Your Honor. 1240 01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:33,080 Well, then, Ms. Woods, proceed. 1241 01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:35,204 Thank you, Your Honor. 1242 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:37,809 (chuckling) 1243 01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:43,291 - Hi. - Hi. 1244 01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:50,731 Enjoy prison. 1245 01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:55,680 Mrs. Windham, you do realize what you're doing? 1246 01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,171 Absolutely. 1247 01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:04,522 - Oh, my God. There she is. Elle! - Elle, we came to see your trial. 1248 01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:09,527 Oh, look, how cute! There's, like, a judge and everything. And jury people. 1249 01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:13,211 - Vote for Elle! - Ladies, take a seat. 1250 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:16,288 Go, girl. 1251 01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:23,523 Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God? 1252 01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:25,364 - I do. - Be seated. 1253 01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:29,801 Ms. Woods, you may begin your questioning. 1254 01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:37,491 First of all, I would like to point out that, 1255 01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:39,523 not only is there no proof in this case, 1256 01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:43,930 but there's a complete lack of mens rea, 1257 01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:47,801 which, by definition, tells us that there can be no crime 1258 01:22:47,960 --> 01:22:50,167 without a... vicious will. 1259 01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:53,925 I am aware of the meaning of mens rea. 1260 01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:57,562 What I'm unaware of is why you're giving me a vocabulary lesson 1261 01:22:57,720 --> 01:23:00,166 when you should be questioning your witness. 1262 01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:03,930 Yes, Your Honor. 1263 01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:08,566 Ms. Windham... 1264 01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:11,408 When you arrived back at the house... 1265 01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:13,966 ...was your father there? 1266 01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:16,762 Not that I saw. But like I said, 1267 01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:19,127 I went straight upstairs to take a shower. 1268 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:24,803 And... when you came downstairs, what happened? 1269 01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:28,443 I saw Brooke standing over his body... 1270 01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:31,042 ...drenched in his blood. 1271 01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:41,322 - But Mrs. Windham didn't have a gun? - No, she'd stashed it by then. 1272 01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:43,289 Move to strike that from the record, Your Honor. 1273 01:23:43,440 --> 01:23:45,442 - It's speculation. - So stricken. 1274 01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:49,241 Go ahead. 1275 01:23:54,520 --> 01:23:57,410 Ms. Windham, did you hear a shot fired? 1276 01:23:57,960 --> 01:23:59,883 No. I was in the shower. 1277 01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:02,361 OK. 1278 01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:06,127 So... sometime in the 20 minutes 1279 01:24:06,280 --> 01:24:07,964 that you were in the shower... 1280 01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:09,961 ...your father was shot? 1281 01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:11,801 I guess. 1282 01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:15,930 Your father was shot while you were in the shower... 1283 01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:19,683 ...but you didn't hear the shot because... 1284 01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,443 ...because you were in the shower? 1285 01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:30,480 Yes. I was washing my hair. 1286 01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:33,410 - (barks) ' (93595) 1287 01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:37,246 - Where is she going with this? - Have a little faith, Gerard. 1288 01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:49,566 Ms. Windham, what had you done earlier that day? 1289 01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:53,006 I got up, got a latte, 1290 01:24:53,160 --> 01:24:56,289 went to the gym, got a perm and came home. 1291 01:24:58,680 --> 01:25:00,887 Where you got in the shower? 1292 01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:05,764 I believe the witness has made it clear that she was "in the shower." 1293 01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:08,207 (all chuckling) 1294 01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:13,689 Yes, Your Honor. 1295 01:25:13,840 --> 01:25:17,447 Ms. Windham, had you ever gotten a perm before? 1296 01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:20,850 - Yes. - How many, would you say? 1297 01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:24,201 Two a year since I was 12. 1298 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,411 You do the math. 1299 01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:30,409 You know, a girl in my sorority, Tracy Marcinko, got a perm once. 1300 01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:33,809 We all tried to talk her out of it. Curls weren't a good look for her. 1301 01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:35,930 She didn't have your bone structure. 1302 01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:37,081 Aww. 1303 01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:39,561 But thankfully, that same day, 1304 01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:41,722 she entered the Beta Delta Pi wet T-shirt contest, 1305 01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:43,723 where she was completely hosed down from head to toe. 1306 01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:46,850 Objection! Why is this relevant? 1307 01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:50,129 - I have a point. I promise. - Then make it. 1308 01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:52,570 Yes, ma'am. 1309 01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:57,006 Chutney, why were Tracy Marcinko's curls ruined when she got hosed down? 1310 01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:00,649 - Because they got wet. - Exactly. 1311 01:26:00,840 --> 01:26:03,411 Because isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance 1312 01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:05,767 that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours 1313 01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:07,888 after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating 1314 01:26:08,040 --> 01:26:12,170 -the ammonium thioglycolate? - Yes... 1315 01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:15,449 And wouldn't somebody who's had, say 30 perms before in their life 1316 01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:17,602 be well aware of this rule? 1317 01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:20,650 And if you weren't washing your hair, as I suspect you weren't, 1318 01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:24,009 because your curls are still intact, wouldn't you have heard the gunshot? 1319 01:26:24,160 --> 01:26:26,811 And if, in fact, you had heard the gunshot, Brooke Windham 1320 01:26:26,960 --> 01:26:29,964 wouldn't have had time to hide the gun before you got downstairs, 1321 01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:32,845 which would mean that you would've had to have found Mrs. Windham 1322 01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:36,522 with a gun in her hand to make your story plausible. Isn't that right? 1323 01:26:36,680 --> 01:26:39,047 She's my age, did she tell you that? 1324 01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:41,521 How would you feel if your father married someone your age? 1325 01:26:41,680 --> 01:26:44,206 You, however, had time to hide the gun, didn't you, Chutney? 1326 01:26:44,360 --> 01:26:46,840 - After you shot your father. - I didn't mean to shoot him! 1327 01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:49,207 I thought it was you walking through the door! 1328 01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:51,328 (crowd exclaiming) 1329 01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:55,882 Order! Order! Order. 1330 01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:59,841 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 1331 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:01,809 Oh, my God. 1332 01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:05,688 Bailiff, take the witness into custody, 1333 01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:08,969 where she will be charged for the murder of Heyworth Windham. 1334 01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:12,406 In the matter of The State v. Brooke Windham, 1335 01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:14,244 this case is dismissed. 1336 01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:16,482 Mrs. Windham, you are free to go. 1337 01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:17,641 Yes! 1338 01:27:17,800 --> 01:27:20,371 (all cheering) 1339 01:27:34,120 --> 01:27:37,408 - How did you know Chutney was lying? - Because she's brilliant, of course. 1340 01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:39,602 The rules of hair care are simple and finite. 1341 01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:41,489 Any Cosmo girl would've known. 1342 01:27:44,120 --> 01:27:46,600 Elle! Elle. Elle. Elle. 1343 01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:48,521 What? 1344 01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:51,160 I just wanted to say that you were... 1345 01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:52,810 ...so brilliant in there. 1346 01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:56,644 And that... I was wrong. 1347 01:27:57,480 --> 01:28:01,166 And... you are the girl for me. 1348 01:28:02,320 --> 01:28:03,845 - Really? - Yes. 1349 01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:05,446 Pooh Bear... 1350 01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:08,005 ...I love you. 1351 01:28:09,160 --> 01:28:10,525 Oh, Warner. 1352 01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:13,885 I've waited so long to hear you say that. 1353 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:18,766 But if I'm gonna be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30, 1354 01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:21,571 I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead. 1355 01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:28,442 Thank you, boys. 1356 01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:36,568 (Stromwell) Ladies and gentlemen, I present the graduates 1357 01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:42,129 of Harvard Law School. Class of 2004. 1358 01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:46,921 I am personally very honored 1359 01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:50,801 to introduce this year's class-elected speaker. 1360 01:28:51,200 --> 01:28:55,489 After getting off to a quite interesting start here at Harvard, 1361 01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:59,127 she graduates today with an invitation to join 1362 01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:02,841 one of Boston's most prestigious law firms. 1363 01:29:03,480 --> 01:29:07,530 I am sure we are going to see great things from her. 1364 01:29:07,680 --> 01:29:11,605 Ladies and gentlemen, Elle Woods. 1365 01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:15,287 (applause cheering) 1366 01:29:33,080 --> 01:29:37,847 On our very first day at Harvard, a very wise professor quoted Aristotle. 1367 01:29:39,160 --> 01:29:42,164 "The law is reason free from passion." 1368 01:29:42,880 --> 01:29:47,283 Well, no offense to Aristotle, but in my three years at Harvard, 1369 01:29:47,480 --> 01:29:50,927 I have come to find that passion is a key ingredient 1370 01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:55,130 to the study and practice of law... and of life. 1371 01:29:56,000 --> 01:30:00,642 It is with passion, courage of conviction, and strong sense of self 1372 01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:03,724 that we take our next steps into the world, 1373 01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:07,168 remembering that first impressions are not always correct. 1374 01:30:08,920 --> 01:30:11,287 You must always have faith in people... 1375 01:30:12,080 --> 01:30:14,162 ...and most importantly... 1376 01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:19,731 ...you must always have faith in yourself. 1377 01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:24,484 Congratulations, class of 2004. 1378 01:30:25,280 --> 01:30:26,611 We did it! 1379 01:30:28,880 --> 01:30:30,006 (J' Hoku "Perfect Day") 1380 01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:33,607 J' Sun's up It's a little after 12 1381 01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:36,650 J' Make breakfast for myself 1382 01:30:36,800 --> 01:30:39,770 J' Leave the work for someone else 1383 01:30:41,360 --> 01:30:43,124 J' People say 1384 01:30:43,280 --> 01:30:46,443 J' They say that it's just a phase 1385 01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:49,729 They tell me to act my age 1386 01:30:49,920 --> 01:30:52,241 J Well, I am 1387 01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:56,841 J' On this perfect day 1388 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,810 J' Nothing's standin' in my way 1389 01:30:59,960 --> 01:31:02,691 J' On this perfect day 1390 01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:05,491 J' When nothing can go wrong 1391 01:31:05,640 --> 01:31:10,043 J' On this perfect day 1392 01:31:12,400 --> 01:31:14,209 J' Wake up 1393 01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:17,244 Don’t tell me it’s just a dream 1394 01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:19,563 J' 'Cause when I've had enough 1395 01:31:19,720 --> 01:31:21,290 You’ll hear me say 1396 01:31:21,440 --> 01:31:24,683 J' Now don't you try to rain on my 1397 01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:27,571 J' Perfect day 1398 01:31:27,720 --> 01:31:30,485 J' Nothing's standin' in my way 1399 01:31:30,640 --> 01:31:33,928 J' On this perfect day 1400 01:31:34,080 --> 01:31:36,651 J' Nothing can go wrong 1401 01:31:36,840 --> 01:31:41,562 J' It's a perfect day 1402 01:31:43,040 --> 01:31:47,967 J' On this perfect day 1403 01:31:49,080 --> 01:31:54,450 J' On this perfect day J' 1404 01:31:58,360 --> 01:32:01,011 (J' Superchic(k) "One Girl Revolution") 1405 01:33:46,160 --> 01:33:49,448 (J' Samantha Mumba "Don't Need You To (Tell Me I'm Pretty)")