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[electricity crackling]

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[Trumpets playing music]

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[Narrator] This is a story
of a couple madly in love.

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So mad, they drove
each other crazy.

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[Abby] Oh, fuck
you, Travis Maddox.

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[Travis] Fuck you!

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You know, for someone

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who claims they're
not a toxic male,

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you don't do a very good job.

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Awww, wahh!

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Another 10 point loss for Travis

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and Abby's stupid
married contest.

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Aw, don't worry.

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You lost that contest
a very long time ago.

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Oh, really?

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Did you give yourself
a 10 point reduction

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when you ran with your
titties out on a public beach?

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Or, or how about this morning?

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Was your boyfriend surprised

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to see the carpets
match the drapes?

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[Sister Bertrille growls]

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You're gonna let
Mother Theresa push you

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around like that?

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Por favor, let's start
from the beginning.

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Tell me how you fell in love.

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[Abby sighs]

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Well, it all
started at the circle.

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[guitar music plays]

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It's this underground
fight club.

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I'm a pretty big deal at.

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[laughs] Oh, the ego on you.

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[Travis] From the
moment I saw her,

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I couldn't take my
eyes off of her,

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which was a mistake because
I was fighting somebody.

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Then I caught her
Insta-stalking me,

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which was creepy, if
she wasn't so adorable.

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[Abby] I was not
Insta-stalking.

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Okay, maybe I was.

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But he was all I
could think about.

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[Travis] Then we went on
this really romantic date

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and I knew she was the one.

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[Abby] Yeah, but I thought
he was a total player.

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He had a drawer full of
sex toys and condoms.

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[Travis] So I
made a bet with her.

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And if I won, she'd have to
be my roommate for a month.

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Platonically.

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Wall of China.

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I lost the bet.

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And yeah, he was
charming, but crazy.

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And I didn't wanna date crazy.

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I wanted a nice, normal
guy like Parker Hayes.

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[Travis screams]

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Oh God.
[Abby shrieks]

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[Abby] Who he terrorized.

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Why are you bringing that up?

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Because that's what happened.

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Okay, Miss Honesty,

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Why don't we talk about your
morning flogging of the Bishop?

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Bishop Gomez?

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No, it's a euphemism.

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She was giving me a hand job.

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This is not a confession.

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- He's a priest
- And you're an asshole!

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Anyhow, against my
better judgment,

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I fell madly in love with him.

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He even took me home
to meet his brothers.

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And just as everything was
going great, I get abducted

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by this Vegas gangster Benny,

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because I happened to
be very good at poker.

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[Travis] And then I saved her.

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[Abby] And then I saved him.

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[Travis] And then we
found her stolen money.

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Ran away from the bad guys
and lived happily ever after.

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[Abby] Except we're not
happily, I mean happy.

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Which is why we're here.

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Okay, why don't we start
at Happily Ever After?

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Was that your wedding night?

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[Both] Ehh.

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That's a little unclear.

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Yeah.

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We were fucked up.

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Okay, how about we
start six days ago.

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When we woke up.

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[Travis blows raspberry]

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[Priest] That
might be helpful.

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[slow, music playing]

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♪ What can I do

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I never want leave
this bed, pigeon.

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♪ Oh, I love you.

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♪ And what can I say

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Oh, baby.

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[moans] Yeah, babe.

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Shep?

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I know what you want, babe.

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I always say you want the magic,
Maddox fingers, don't you?

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Ooh, tickle, tickle.

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You're not Mare.

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Mare has brown eyes!

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What are you guys doing?

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[Both] Nothing.

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Where's Mare?

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Mare?

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Yeah.

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Where is Mare?

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I don't know.
[Travis groans]

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Mare, pumpkin, where are you?

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What the fuck
happened last night?

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What the hell
happened last night?

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I, I don't know.

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I don't know.

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[Abby] Whoa.

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Where did all this
money come from?

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[Travis] Benny.

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[Abby] No, this is
Benny's money right here.

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I'm confused.

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Oh, I think I went
gambling last night.

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Oh my God, what is going on?

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Oh, guys, hey were on TV.

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[Abby] [laughs] Oh my God.

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[Shepley laughs]

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[America] I guess you won?

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Good work.

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[Shepley] So we all split it?

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[Abby] Lucky 13.

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[America] [laughs] Oh!

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[Shepley] Oh there
you go, camera.

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[laughing] I have
no memory of that!

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I don't remember that.

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I wonder what we sang?

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- Pumpkin, you took care of me.
- Yeah, 'cause I love you.

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Oh, babe.

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[America] Yeah.

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I fingered Travis.

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- What?
- What?

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- What?
- What?

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What?

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That's not real.

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I wouldn't do that.

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It looks pretty real.

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Oh, shit guy, guys.

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Look, look, look at the screen.

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That's not real.
[group laughing]

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That's, that's just us
goofing around, right?

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[Shepley] That, that's funny.

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Oh, shit.

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[Abby] Oh my God.

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Okay, Okay, Abby.

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[Abby] Oh my god, we
got married last night?

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Abby, its okay.

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Look at me.

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Oh my God.

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This probably isn't
an ideal way to do this,

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but I love you.

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I really do love you and,

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and I wish that
my family was here

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to see you and me like this.

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I love you.

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[vomiting sound]

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[rock 'Wedding March' playing]

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[Travis] Oh, Abby.

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That's not what we needed.

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Well, hey, listen,
on the bright side,

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I thought that, [gags]

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I thought that speech
was very romantic.

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[phone ringing]

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[clears throat] Hello.

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[Phone] Hi, this is at the
front desk with a reminder

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that checkout was an hour ago.

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So there's gonna be a
surcharge of about $180,000.

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You fucking ass-clowns.

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[Abby] Wait, is that Benny?

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Benny?

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Who's Benny?

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Benny?

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No, no, no I got this.

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Don't worry.
- No, I got this.

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Benny?

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What is it with
your generation

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and the utter lack of manners?

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There's no good morning,

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how's your day?

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Look, I know all about
the con that you and my dad

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and Jesse tried to screw
me over with, okay?

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Yeah, that's ancient history.

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This is about Travis,
assuming your debt

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by fighting against Chernobyl.

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Money that I did not get back.

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I have it.

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I'm hanging up on you.

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Well, I can see who wears
the balls in this relationship.

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I want to see the two of
you in my office in an hour.

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And don't you even
think of skipping town.

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Buh-bye.

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At least Let me

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[slamming phone]

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Come on, pool.

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Let's go.

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Don't fucking look
at me like that.

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Let's go.

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He's bluffing.

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Yeah.

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[knocking on door]

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[door beeps and clicks]

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Gun!

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[Shepley screams]

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Oh my God!

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Get him, get him!

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Good job, baby.

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[Man 1] No!

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[Shepley] Get in there!

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I'm proud of you.

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[Travis] Did you just
fucking kick my cousin?

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[grunting]

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He's down.

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It's okay.

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Give you something to
cool down with.[laughs]

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Oh God.

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Oh, oh my God.

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[Both] Guys.

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[Abby] Guys, no.

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Oh yeah.

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You like that?

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[Both] You thirsty?

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Okay.

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Drink up!

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There you go.

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Guys?

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[Travis] Hold on,
we're almost done.

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[Shepley] Hold on.

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Guys!

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[gurgling]

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Oops.

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Hello?

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Anyone home?

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Jerry?

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Attention!

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[military drumming]

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Jerry won't be joining us.

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Stupid son-of-a-bitch
did that keto thing

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and is now pissing kidney
stones the size of leema beans.

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Lima.

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Huh?

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And you are?

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Chief Warrant
Officer Delroy Murphy.

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But my friends and
enemies call me Buzz.

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Hi, Buzz.

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Lady Hawk and I will be
flying you down to Meh-hee-co.

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That thing can't
fly to Mexico.

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Don't tell me my
business, sweet peach.

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Lady Hawk has been
retrofitted and modified!

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The Millennium fucking Falcon.

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[chuckles] Star Wars!

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I'll take you
down to Meh-hee-co.

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No passports, no questions.

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The whole enchilada
for 10 grand.

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Wow, that's pretty-

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We'll take it.

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What, like we have a choice?

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[military drumming]

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Here.

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Here's 5K now,

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and then I'll give you the rest

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when we make it
there in one piece.

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I like your style.

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Okay, what about getting back?

268
00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:24,607
That's not my problem, Slotty.

269
00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:27,958
[military drumming]

270
00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:31,483
Okay, um, you guys have fun
with, uh, Lando Calrissian

271
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,485
and his macho-

272
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,139
[Van revs]

273
00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:36,314
[helicopter door slams]

274
00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:40,014
[helicopter blades whirring]

275
00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:44,888
[happy music playing]

276
00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:50,285
Roger [laughs]

277
00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:52,330
Whoa, this is so cool.

278
00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,028
Wireless headsets.

279
00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:56,291
Hey Buzz, you got
Spotify on this?

280
00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:58,162
You want an ass-whippin'?

281
00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,382
I'm gonna be, uh,
really honest right now.

282
00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:03,167
This whole, uh, Vegas
gangster combined

283
00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:06,606
with fleeing to Mexico
got me really on edge.

284
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:09,391
So I'm assuming that no one
has any Xanax or alcohol.

285
00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,654
So I'm gonna need you

286
00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:12,699
Oh, babe.

287
00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:13,874
[America] to follow me

288
00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,179
My sternum.

289
00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,920
Into whatever the
fuck that thing is

290
00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:20,054
and send me into
a dopamine coma.

291
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,055
Okay.

292
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,885
Hello, Mile High Club.

293
00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:26,930
[Indistinct]

294
00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:28,149
They're gonna
have so much fun.

295
00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,150
This is fun.

296
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,020
Yeah.

297
00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,021
This is fun.

298
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:33,981
[soft music playing]

299
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,682
A hundred and thirty-eight
thousand, seven hundred

300
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,205
and ninety-eight dollars.

301
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:42,076
Damn.

302
00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:45,253
What you doing?

303
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:47,081
I am texting Sancho.

304
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:48,778
Who is Sancho?

305
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:51,389
He's the concierge at a
luxury villa in Gatito, Mexico

306
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:52,782
that I just booked.

307
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,741
Sounds out of our price range.

308
00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:57,352
You just said that
we have $138,000.

309
00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:58,440
Yeah, but I-

310
00:10:58,527 --> 00:10:59,397
[Abby] And it's my honeymoon.

311
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,224
Well, sure.

312
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,139
It's my honeymoon.

313
00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:04,359
Hey, Buzz?

314
00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:05,403
[Buzz] Yeah?

315
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,796
We're going to Gatito, Mexico.

316
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:07,928
[Buzz] Copy that.

317
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,364
Thanks.

318
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,713
Happy wife, happy life.

319
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,020
[Buzz] Oh yeah,
that is, that is true.

320
00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,113
Happy wife, happy life.

321
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:21,942
Oh, come on.

322
00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,335
What?

323
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:27,164
You can't tell me that you're
not freaking out about this.

324
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,342
Travis, we're married.

325
00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:35,172
That means that you're
stuck with me forever.

326
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:38,001
Well, I have had
some reservations.

327
00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:41,962
Like the fact that
you're beautiful, smart.

328
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,964
Can make us a fortune of
money in less than an hour.

329
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:48,185
But, I will never, ever
find anyone like you.

330
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:51,798
Love you so much.

331
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:56,193
[helicopter blades whirring]

332
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,370
[happy music playing]

333
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,778
[Buzz] Rise and
shine sleepyheads.

334
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:18,868
We have arrived at
your destination.

335
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:23,133
Open the door, and get some air.

336
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,482
Take in the view.

337
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:25,440
[Indistinct]

338
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:29,183
[helicopter blades whirring]

339
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:32,229
[happy music playing]

340
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,930
The plane, the plane!

341
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:44,067
[happy music playing]

342
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:48,158
If you get into trouble,
you know where to find me.

343
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,508
I also do hostage and
rescue situations.

344
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:51,814
Thanks.

345
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,511
Well, you're a man
of your word, Buzz,

346
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,383
So, here you go.

347
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,253
Thank you.

348
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,304
Hey honey, I
think it's this way.

349
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:09,440
[Mariachi band playing]

350
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:16,099
♪ My name is Sancho

351
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:17,927
♪ And I want to welcome you ♪

352
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:21,191
♪ To Casa Suave

353
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:24,151
♪ Ariba! Ariba! Ariba! Ariba!

354
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:25,587
[clapping]

355
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:29,025
Hola! Señor y Señora Maddox!

356
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:29,678
Gracias!

357
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,817
Oh, [chuckles] no, America.

358
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,515
America!

359
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,082
Home of the brave!

360
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:44,911
Hola!

361
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,262
Okay, okay, okay. [claps]

362
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,917
So much to do and
so little time.

363
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:54,268
[Mariachi band plays]

364
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:56,574
Don't touch me.

365
00:13:56,661 --> 00:14:00,535
[Mariachi band
continues playing]

366
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,154
Okay, Welcome!

367
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,503
Bienvenidos!

368
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:17,334
This is the room of living.

369
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,423
Here, we have everything.

370
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,424
If you have no clothes,

371
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,078
I will give you clothes.

372
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,775
Do you have ESPN?

373
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,777
Because the Sacramento kings
are in the NBA finals tonight,

374
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,388
and I've waited my
whole life for this.

375
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,303
ESPN, yes.

376
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,914
Yes, S-U-V, D-U-J.

377
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,785
We have everything.

378
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,877
Right, but do you have ESPN?

379
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:43,317
[singing] I make
dreams come true!

380
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,320
Look, my friend, Blondie.

381
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:47,843
You don't worry.

382
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:51,107
We have it, we have
it, we have it.

383
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:53,544
Come on, come,
come, come with me.

384
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,851
Come, come, come, come, come.

385
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,984
Come, come, come, come.

386
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:02,336
Señor Shepley y
Señorita Estados Unidos.

387
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:03,772
[America] [singing]
That's not my name.

388
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,339
Come, come, come.

389
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:06,166
Un momento.

390
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:07,515
[Travis sighs]

391
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:08,820
Oh, he said to wait.

392
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,823
Yeah, that's not
happening, Señora Maddox.

393
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,348
Who says I'm
taking Señora Maddox?

394
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:16,698
I like my name.

395
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,656
Abby Abernathy is a great name.

396
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,136
It has a really good flow to it.

397
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:22,617
Oh, but Travis Abernathy?

398
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,706
You could be trendsetting.

399
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,447
You want to castrate me too?

400
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,057
[laughs] No.

401
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:29,537
Hey, wait!

402
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,712
What?

403
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,020
You almost just
crossed the threshold.

404
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,587
Oh!

405
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,415
It's bad luck, you know.

406
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,678
You know we Maddoxes have our
own form of this tradition?

407
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:41,549
Really?

408
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:42,463
Mm-hmm.

409
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,030
[Abby shrieks]

410
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,336
Well, this isn't too barbaric.

411
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,816
[Travis] Horny.

412
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:48,643
[Abby] Oh my God!

413
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:49,383
This is so cute.

414
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,688
[Travis] Yeah!

415
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:51,472
Look, look, look,
it has our initials!

416
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:52,777
Wait, hold on.

417
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:53,517
Wait, wait, wait, I
wanna get a photo.

418
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:54,170
I wanna get a photo.

419
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,476
Okay.

420
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,304
No, I want you to
hold me for the photo.

421
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,305
Okay.

422
00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,219
Lift me up.

423
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,046
[Travis] Lifting. [groans]

424
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:00,829
Smile.

425
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,309
Okay, okay, okay.

426
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:03,310
Okay.

427
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:04,964
Now get one of me on the bed.

428
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,664
No, actually will
you hold it lower

429
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,405
and then will you flip it?

430
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:12,580
You like it?

431
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,060
[Travis] I like it, yeah.

432
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:14,974
Okay, will you do one
more flipped the other way?

433
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,062
Got it, I got it, I got it.

434
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:17,237
- Got it?
- [Travis] I got it.

435
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:17,759
Okay, do you want
one on the bed?

436
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:18,978
No.

437
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,373
[gasps] No, but it was so
cute with our initials on it.

438
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,592
T and A.

439
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,028
It stands for titty and ass,

440
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,551
cuz you got the best.

441
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,727
[Abby shouts]

442
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:32,078
You are such a neanderthal.

443
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,993
Ooo-gah, Ooo-gah.

444
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:36,734
[laughs] Ooh-gah?

445
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,649
Ooo-gah hate this pillow.

446
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,869
[Abby] This Ooo-gah wanna
consummate his marriage?

447
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,044
Ooo-gah wanna fuck.

448
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:42,871
[Abby] Yeah?

449
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,351
Ooo-gah.

450
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,047
Ooo-gah.

451
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,744
[Abby laughs]

452
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:50,139
[soft music playing]

453
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:58,365
[mariachi band playing
'La Cucaracha']

454
00:16:58,452 --> 00:16:59,627
Adios!

455
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,063
- No, thank you.
- No, thank you!

456
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,238
No, gracias!

457
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,283
No, thank you.

458
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:06,155
[Travis] Thank
you, no, no, no.

459
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,246
I don't know about you,

460
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,292
but hearing a
traditional Mexican song

461
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,946
about a cockroach really
gets me in the mood.

462
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,122
Here.

463
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:17,906
How about this?

464
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:18,820
[soft music plays]

465
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,126
Thank you, much better.

466
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:22,476
Where were we?

467
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:23,520
Come here.

468
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:32,660
Condoms.

469
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:35,184
Shit.

470
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,361
Is this the only
protection we have?

471
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:40,842
I didn't bring any.

472
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:41,669
Did you?

473
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:42,844
No.

474
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,280
Wait a minute.

475
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,587
We don't need protection,
we're married.

476
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:47,631
[Travis hisses]

477
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,372
Easy, Dracula.

478
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:52,201
I'm too young to be married,
let alone have a kid.

479
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,510
[sighs] We can pull out.

480
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,207
No.

481
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,688
I have complete control over
my seminal fluid emission.

482
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,690
That's a cliche that's
caused like thousands

483
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,170
of unwanted pregnancies.

484
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,088
We could do other things.

485
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,220
Other things like,

486
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,441
[lively music playing]

487
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:15,181
this.

488
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,271
That's interesting.

489
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:25,408
I was thinking other
things like this.

490
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:29,804
Ooh, that's interesting.

491
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,894
Yeah, this is good.

492
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,418
This is better actually.

493
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:37,812
This is fun.

494
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,335
This is fun.

495
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,554
I'm glad we're doing this.

496
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,382
Right, I'm glad
we're doing this.

497
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,513
We should really
do it more often.

498
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,297
I agree.

499
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:45,863
No, this is great.

500
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:46,647
Those are my balls.

501
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,649
Mmm-hmm.

502
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:49,911
It's cool.

503
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,173
A little faster?

504
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,871
Yeah, let's go
really fast right now.

505
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,569
Let's kick this up a notch.

506
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,050
Are you satisfied?

507
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,226
I'm satisfied.

508
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,054
No.

509
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,230
Come here.

510
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,014
Okay.

511
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,321
Get 'em off, get 'em off.

512
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,023
We're gonna be safe, right?

513
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,024
Yeah.

514
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,547
You're not gonna get a drop!

515
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:18,374
I promise.

516
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,419
Got it?

517
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:20,246
Mm-hmm.

518
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:23,423
[lively music playing]

519
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:26,382
Just an inch.

520
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:27,296
An inch.

521
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:29,690
Just an inch.

522
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:30,734
[ding]

523
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:31,561
[cartoon penis woos]

524
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:34,216
[Abby moans]

525
00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:35,261
- Yeah.
- [Travis] Yeah.

526
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:36,784
It's a nice inch.

527
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:39,047
[Travis chuckles]

528
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:39,917
Maybe like a little-

529
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,223
Another inch?

530
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,224
A little bit more,
like another inch?

531
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:43,269
Yeah, maybe another inch.

532
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:44,444
[ding]

533
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,227
[cartoon penis woos]

534
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:46,620
Another inch?

535
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:48,230
Yeah.

536
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:51,407
But maybe like a,

537
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:53,757
You're gonna have
to be more clear.

538
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:54,758
No, I just-

539
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:55,585
I don't under-

540
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:56,630
[ding]

541
00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:57,761
[cartoon penis roars]

542
00:19:57,848 --> 00:20:00,460
[Travis moans]

543
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,332
Now, that's in.

544
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,639
That feels way better
without the rubber.

545
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:06,814
Yeah, like, whoa.

546
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:07,641
[Abby moans]

547
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:08,729
Okay.

548
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:09,599
Oh.

549
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:12,428
[both moaning]

550
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,952
Babe, you're blacking
my escape hatch.

551
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:15,910
Oh, I'm so close.

552
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,129
Oh, I know, but so am I.

553
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,262
That's why this is a problem.

554
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:21,829
Oh, Goddammit!

555
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:22,960
[Travis groans]

556
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,006
[Abby screams]

557
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,877
Go get me a condom, like now!

558
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,183
Where?

559
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,837
It's not like there's a
CVS across the street.

560
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:30,925
I don't know, Shepley.

561
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:31,926
Shepley must have condoms.

562
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,797
Okay, fine, I'm going.

563
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:37,018
[Lively music playing]

564
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:40,195
[knocking on door]

565
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,110
[girls shout]

566
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,329
Hola!

567
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,634
No, no, don't touch the pillow.

568
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:49,378
[Mariachi band plays
'La Cucaracha']

569
00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:52,903
Hey, Travis?

570
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:55,341
You got any condoms, you
got any condoms on you?

571
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,647
Because I, because I ran out.

572
00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:00,346
[mariachi band
continues playing]

573
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,826
[thunder crashing]

574
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:04,654
[Abby sighs]

575
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:07,527
[waves crashing]

576
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,007
[insects chirping]
[birds chirping]

577
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:14,925
[metal clinks]
[insects chirping]

578
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,538
[Sancho speaking in Spanish]

579
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:19,843
[Travis speaking in Spanish]

580
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,541
[Sancho] You look
like a man in love.

581
00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:22,672
Thank you.

582
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,326
- A man's man in love.
- Thanks.

583
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:26,023
A man's man-

584
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,198
- Where's my wife?
- Man.

585
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,070
[insects chirping]
[gentle music]

586
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:30,854
She's ready.
[gentle music]

587
00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:33,379
[shoes clacking]

588
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:34,728
Ta-da!
[insects chirping]

589
00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:36,033
Wow.

590
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,905
You look amazing.
- Thank you.

591
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:39,602
[shoes clacking]
[gentle music]

592
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:40,429
So do you.

593
00:21:45,086 --> 00:21:46,522
[Sancho speaking in Spanish]

594
00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:49,264
[gentle music]
[insects chirping]

595
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:53,224
[shoes clacking]
[gentle music]

596
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,445
- Wow. Look at this.
- This is beautiful.

597
00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:57,577
Thank you.

598
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,623
Eh, eh, eh, eh.

599
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:03,496
Sit.

600
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:04,714
There you go.

601
00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:05,759
There you go.
[Travis clears throat]

602
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,500
Very good. Very good.

603
00:22:07,587 --> 00:22:13,810
Now, Pino has prepared a
traditional seven-course meal

604
00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:16,422
for newlyweds especially.

605
00:22:16,509 --> 00:22:19,468
- Thank you.
- Okay. Enjoy.

606
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,081
[Travis sighs]
Pino?

607
00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:27,258
Well, here's to us.

608
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,999
And happily ever after.

609
00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:30,261
I love you, pigeon.

610
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,915
I love you too.
[glasses clinking]

611
00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:36,964
[insects chirping]
[gentle music]

612
00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:40,359
So I, I made this.

613
00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:41,577
I didn't know we
were doing gifts.

614
00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:42,970
Yeah.

615
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:44,450
It's just a little something
I made on the flight

616
00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:45,842
while you were sleeping.

617
00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:48,454
Travis, I love you so much.

618
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:49,498
I love you too.

619
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:52,371
What is it?

620
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,198
[Abby] It's a
pro/con list to see if,

621
00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:56,549
if we should stay married or-
- Or-

622
00:22:57,245 --> 00:22:59,508
Or we get a quick annulment.

623
00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:01,684
Whoopsies.

624
00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:03,120
What happened?

625
00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:04,600
Why is it so decorated?

626
00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:06,167
I thought that maybe

627
00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:07,647
if you saw how much effort,
I put into making it pretty,

628
00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:09,997
you would, you'd maybe like it.

629
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:11,477
I don't like it.

630
00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:14,088
This is like getting
cancer news framed.

631
00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:15,829
This is a pro/con list.

632
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:18,005
Just to help us gain some
clarity, only while we're here.

633
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:20,616
And look, I even gave
this a 30-point head start

634
00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:23,010
because you have
the biggest dick.

635
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:24,838
Ooh, who's got the big dick?

636
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:26,274
This guy.

637
00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:27,623
I knew it!

638
00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:29,408
I knew it! I knew it!

639
00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:33,586
That is why you are so
self-confident. [laughs]

640
00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:36,676
I knew a powerful

641
00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:40,636
and successful man who, alas,

642
00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:41,507
had a small dick,
he was a insecure.

643
00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:42,812
I'll agree to this

644
00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:44,335
if you get him to
stop talking about it.

645
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:48,165
- Deal. Sancho, what is this?
- Soup. That is soup.

646
00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:51,691
That is the first course.
Yes.

647
00:23:51,778 --> 00:23:55,346
I shall be back. [laughs]

648
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,349
[gentle music]

649
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,482
Yum.
[Travis sighs]

650
00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:03,137
[phone buzzing]
Mm.

651
00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:04,573
This is amazing.

652
00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:07,533
You know, this reminds me of,

653
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,404
of this one time when I
was, I was really young.

654
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,450
I think I was...

655
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:13,582
I dunno, I must have been
around 12 or, or something.

656
00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:16,716
And my grandmother,
she's passed,

657
00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:19,022
but she was so
funny and wonderful.

658
00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:19,893
Well, screw her.

659
00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:22,852
Screw my dead grandmother?

660
00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:24,767
Oh.

661
00:24:24,854 --> 00:24:26,769
When do I get to meet her?
- What?

662
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:28,554
Travis, are you listening to me?

663
00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:30,251
I'm sorry.

664
00:24:30,338 --> 00:24:31,557
I'm not feeling very well.

665
00:24:31,644 --> 00:24:34,516
I do not want to
ruin this moment.

666
00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,605
I'm gonna run off and throw up,

667
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:37,606
and I will be right back, okay?

668
00:24:37,693 --> 00:24:40,957
Oh, no. Okay.
[gentle music]

669
00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:42,176
[gentle upbeat music]

670
00:24:42,263 --> 00:24:45,266
I love you.
[gentle upbeat music]

671
00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:46,789
So happy we're married.

672
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,097
What's the score?

673
00:24:50,184 --> 00:24:51,228
Fourth quarter just started.

674
00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:52,186
We're down by 12.

675
00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:53,143
Fuck!

676
00:24:54,144 --> 00:24:54,971
Yeah.

677
00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:58,018
Dude, you're about
to lose 1,000 bucks.

678
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,805
Shit!
[door thuds]

679
00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:07,070
- Are you feeling better?
- Uh, yeah.

680
00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:07,941
Feeling better.

681
00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:09,029
Mmm, soup.

682
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:13,860
[Abby chuckles]
[Travis slurps]

683
00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:17,777
Oh, somebody liked the soup.

684
00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:21,476
Ah. It was delicious,
Sancho. I'm stuffed.

685
00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:24,435
No, that is only the
first course, senor.

686
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,481
There are six more.
- Six?

687
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:27,656
Can we bring them all out

688
00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:28,962
at the same time?
- Uh, sure.

689
00:25:29,049 --> 00:25:30,441
That's not how
it works, Travis.

690
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,921
Oh, well, I'm just
tryna be efficient.

691
00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:33,183
No, it's okay.

692
00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:34,445
Okay, it's not a problem.

693
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,056
I can handle this.

694
00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:37,100
[triangle dings]

695
00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:38,145
Pino!

696
00:25:38,232 --> 00:25:39,450
It's fine. It's fine.

697
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,104
- No, please.
- I, no triangle.

698
00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:42,628
[triangle dings]

699
00:25:42,715 --> 00:25:46,196
It always works.

700
00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:48,982
[gentle music]

701
00:25:49,069 --> 00:25:50,331
Are you okay?

702
00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:52,420
Yeah. I'm fine.

703
00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:54,465
[food crunching]

704
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:55,945
So, how's your dad?

705
00:25:56,032 --> 00:25:56,859
What?

706
00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,645
I'm sorry. [spits]

707
00:25:59,732 --> 00:26:01,342
I was just trying to
make conversation.

708
00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:02,822
I'm not feeling too good.

709
00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:04,606
[gentle upbeat music]

710
00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:05,651
Score?

711
00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:06,652
[stutters] We're down by two.

712
00:26:06,739 --> 00:26:09,306
Yes!
[Shepley claps]

713
00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:10,699
Dude, you can't miss this!
[door thuds]

714
00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:11,831
Fuck dinner, fuck dinner.

715
00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:13,006
One minute.
- Yeah.

716
00:26:16,096 --> 00:26:18,707
Okay. Go, go, go, go!
- Whoo. [laughs]

717
00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:20,970
[Sancho humming]

718
00:26:21,057 --> 00:26:22,624
Oh, you can just leave
that next to his soup.

719
00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:24,408
He's not feeling well.

720
00:26:24,495 --> 00:26:26,193
[insects chirping]
[birds chirping]

721
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,718
Yeah!
[dishes clanking]

722
00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:32,025
- Oh!
- Oh, my God.

723
00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:33,417
- Oh, my God.
- Let's go, baby!

724
00:26:33,504 --> 00:26:34,854
It's happening!
It's happening!

725
00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:36,856
Come here, come here,
baby! Come here!

726
00:26:36,943 --> 00:26:40,033
[Travis and Shepley cheering]

727
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,861
[laughs] Dude, I
can't believe it!

728
00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:43,645
Fucking blow my back!

729
00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:45,821
Blow it out!
- Whoa! [laughs]

730
00:26:45,908 --> 00:26:47,127
Blow my back!
- Okay. Okay.

731
00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:47,910
Oh!

732
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,610
- Maddox special [indistinct]
- Wait, wait, wait.

733
00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:52,698
I need to look sick.
I need to look sick.

734
00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:53,612
Oh, you need to, oh, yeah.

735
00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:54,700
You look a little too good.

736
00:26:54,787 --> 00:26:56,353
- Soak me!
- Okay. Ho, ho.

737
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,921
Soak me!
[Shepley blows]

738
00:26:59,008 --> 00:26:59,879
Fucking get me [indistinct]
[Shepley laughs]

739
00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:00,880
[Travis and Shepley cheering]

740
00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:02,925
[Travis and Shepley screaming]

741
00:27:03,012 --> 00:27:04,710
Are you okay?
How's your tummy?

742
00:27:04,797 --> 00:27:06,320
You look a little bit clammy.

743
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,541
I'm fine.

744
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:11,717
I was...

745
00:27:13,457 --> 00:27:15,068
The game and...

746
00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:16,591
How mad are you?

747
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:18,724
Well, you bailed on
wedding night dinner.

748
00:27:18,811 --> 00:27:20,377
[buzzer buzzing]
Minus five points.

749
00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,249
You lied. Minus five points.

750
00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:24,555
And then you insulted
my dead grandmother.

751
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,427
Minus five points.

752
00:27:26,514 --> 00:27:27,820
Shit, that's a lot of points.

753
00:27:27,907 --> 00:27:29,256
[gentle music]

754
00:27:29,343 --> 00:27:32,781
[Narrator] Knowing he
had fucked up really bad,

755
00:27:32,868 --> 00:27:37,133
Travis planned the happiest
two days of Abby's life.

756
00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:41,050
[gentle upbeat music]
[water sloshing]

757
00:27:41,137 --> 00:27:46,099
[birds chirping]
[gentle upbeat music]

758
00:27:47,056 --> 00:27:52,148
[Travis and band singing
in foreign language]

759
00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:01,636
[Abby laughing]

760
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:06,685
[Travis and band singing
in foreign language]

761
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:27,183
[singer singing in
Spanish language]

762
00:28:28,576 --> 00:28:31,144
[waves crashing]

763
00:28:31,231 --> 00:28:35,496
[singer singing in
Spanish language]

764
00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:46,507
[glasses clinks]

765
00:28:46,594 --> 00:28:50,380
[singer singing in
Spanish language]

766
00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:15,231
[singer singing in Spanish
language continues]

767
00:29:16,537 --> 00:29:17,668
[bell dings]

768
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:22,848
[thunder rumbling]
[rain pattering]

769
00:29:30,551 --> 00:29:33,162
[Sancho speaking in Spanish]

770
00:29:33,249 --> 00:29:37,297
[Travis groans]
- Left hand green.

771
00:29:38,472 --> 00:29:40,735
Fire in the hole.
[laughs] [farts]

772
00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,215
[Travis coughs]

773
00:29:42,302 --> 00:29:43,520
[thunder rumbling]

774
00:29:43,607 --> 00:29:45,784
[America] If you
were smart, you'd quit.

775
00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:48,221
Yeah, but then you'd
never respect me.

776
00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:50,223
[America] Who says
I ever respected you?

777
00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:52,747
[laughs] Oh!

778
00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:54,575
Oh, no.

779
00:29:54,662 --> 00:29:56,403
Oh, no, don't.

780
00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:57,360
Don't you...

781
00:29:57,447 --> 00:29:58,753
Okay, you know what?

782
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,407
[America] No,
no, no, no, no, no.

783
00:30:00,494 --> 00:30:01,930
- Why, dude?
- Stop.

784
00:30:02,017 --> 00:30:04,063
♪ What's a matter you, hey

785
00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:06,065
♪ Gotta no respect, hey

786
00:30:06,152 --> 00:30:08,067
♪ What a you think you do, hey

787
00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:10,025
♪ Why you looking so sad, hey

788
00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:12,071
♪ It's not so bad, hey

789
00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:13,681
♪ It's a nice a place

790
00:30:13,768 --> 00:30:15,422
♪ Ah shaddap-a you face

791
00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:18,599
[Shepley caws and shrieks]

792
00:30:18,686 --> 00:30:20,079
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You're a stork.

793
00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,907
Yeah, you're an angry stork.

794
00:30:21,994 --> 00:30:22,777
I, I don't know.

795
00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:24,387
I don't...

796
00:30:24,474 --> 00:30:25,824
What are you doing?
[Shepley caws and shrieks]

797
00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:29,697
- Hey. Baby pterodactyl.
- Thank you. Thank you.

798
00:30:29,784 --> 00:30:31,090
How did you get that?

799
00:30:31,177 --> 00:30:32,787
You're good at cards,
I'm good at charades.

800
00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:34,789
Mm. I'd love to just
hunt one of those things.

801
00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:38,140
Have a little baby pterodactyl
above the fireplace.

802
00:30:39,402 --> 00:30:41,230
How about we
just stick to deer?

803
00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:42,275
You're up.

804
00:30:45,321 --> 00:30:46,192
Movie.

805
00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:49,412
- "American in Paris."
- Yes! Winner.

806
00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:51,762
- This is rigged.
- How's it rigged?

807
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:52,676
[America] She pointed to me

808
00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:54,069
and it's her favorite movie.

809
00:30:54,156 --> 00:30:56,463
I didn't know that
was your favorite movie.

810
00:30:56,550 --> 00:30:58,421
I've always planned
on living in Paris.

811
00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:01,337
How am I gonna pursue criminal
justice living in Paris?

812
00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:04,471
I don't know.
[insects chirping]

813
00:31:04,558 --> 00:31:05,994
I mean, I, I also didn't know

814
00:31:06,081 --> 00:31:07,953
that we were gonna get
married after three months.

815
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,173
[insects chirping]

816
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,523
Okay, new game.

817
00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:15,786
How about Never Have I Ever?

818
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,310
My favorite game.

819
00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:20,182
I always lose, you know.

820
00:31:20,704 --> 00:31:22,576
Okay. I will start.

821
00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:26,406
Never have I ever joined
the mile high club.

822
00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:28,190
The mile high?

823
00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:34,849
[laughs] Long
time ago back when,

824
00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:39,506
Pan Am, I satisfied many.

825
00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:41,464
- Oh, did you?
- You?

826
00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:42,857
Yeah, yeah.

827
00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:45,991
No, I, I've broken down
a few lavatory doors

828
00:31:46,078 --> 00:31:47,427
on United myself.

829
00:31:47,514 --> 00:31:52,388
No, [laughs] I knew, we
had something in common.

830
00:31:53,389 --> 00:31:56,001
- Yes, my friend.
- A yeah. Yes. [laughs]

831
00:31:56,088 --> 00:31:57,524
I'm gonna go for a walk.

832
00:31:57,611 --> 00:31:59,352
[bottle thuds]
- Uh-oh.

833
00:31:59,439 --> 00:32:01,484
I said something bad.

834
00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:04,357
- What's her problem?
- What's your problem?

835
00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:07,403
[insects chirping]

836
00:32:15,107 --> 00:32:18,371
You wanna talk about it?
[insects chirping]

837
00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:19,415
Talk about what?

838
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:21,374
How we're married,

839
00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:22,636
and we barely know each other?

840
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:27,075
- That's not true.
- I mean, kind of.

841
00:32:27,162 --> 00:32:29,686
I wanna move to Paris and
apparently you love having sex

842
00:32:29,773 --> 00:32:30,687
on airplanes.

843
00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:32,515
Have you ever
stopped to think,

844
00:32:32,602 --> 00:32:34,126
maybe why I'm
against an annulment?

845
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:37,868
What couple do you know
that has survived one?

846
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:40,654
[insects chirping]
[water sloshing]

847
00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:43,396
Hmm?
[water sloshing]

848
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:49,054
I see your point.
[water sloshing]

849
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:53,101
Look, if you're worried
about Paris, screw it.

850
00:32:53,188 --> 00:32:54,450
Let's move to Paris.

851
00:32:55,147 --> 00:32:56,887
I can promise you,

852
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,281
we'll never have a dull moment.

853
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,719
[Abby] I have no doubt.

854
00:33:02,806 --> 00:33:04,939
Speaking of which,

855
00:33:05,026 --> 00:33:06,680
have you ever had pool sex?

856
00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:07,724
[water sloshing]

857
00:33:07,811 --> 00:33:10,814
Excuse me?
[water sloshing]

858
00:33:12,164 --> 00:33:14,557
Is it anything like shower sex?

859
00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:15,906
It is.

860
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,604
I only, it's a lot
prettier in the movies.

861
00:33:17,691 --> 00:33:19,649
Well, I think I'm
gonna pass on anything

862
00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:22,261
of yours entering me until
it's wearing a raincoat.

863
00:33:22,348 --> 00:33:26,743
♪ Makes me, makes me,
makes me so [indistinct] ♪

864
00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:28,441
♪ Makes me, makes
me, makes me ♪

865
00:33:28,528 --> 00:33:32,271
[Narrator] Abby and Travis
thought the worst was over,

866
00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:35,622
but the worst was yet to come.

867
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:41,019
[gentle music]
[shoes clacking]

868
00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:49,331
[singer singing in
Spanish language]

869
00:33:55,598 --> 00:34:00,734
[birds chirping]
[distant people chattering]

870
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:09,308
[Abby and Miguel laughing]

871
00:34:09,395 --> 00:34:10,831
- Yeah?
- Throw, catch.

872
00:34:10,918 --> 00:34:13,051
Throw, catch. Throw, catch.

873
00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:14,965
Oh, my God, you have
such good coordination.

874
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,664
I don't think I could do it.

875
00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:21,233
[Miguel and Abby laughing]

876
00:34:21,842 --> 00:34:23,800
Ooh. So close.

877
00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:26,542
[gentle music]

878
00:34:27,935 --> 00:34:32,766
Morning.
[Miguel speaking in Spanish]

879
00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:34,855
Those are good grapes, huh?

880
00:34:37,249 --> 00:34:39,729
I guess, you don't like them.

881
00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:43,472
[Miguel speaking in Spanish]

882
00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:46,867
[gentle upbeat music]

883
00:34:53,569 --> 00:34:55,528
- I should get back to work.
- Yeah.

884
00:34:55,615 --> 00:35:00,750
[gentle upbeat music]
[birds chirping]

885
00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:04,232
- It's cute, right?
- Oh, it's adorable.

886
00:35:04,319 --> 00:35:06,539
- Would you hunt this?
- What?

887
00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:09,759
- Have this up on your mantle?
- What?

888
00:35:11,283 --> 00:35:12,762
That's a lot of salt, babe.

889
00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:14,286
Yeah, I like salt.

890
00:35:14,373 --> 00:35:16,679
Do you not know that about
me? [speaking in Spanish]

891
00:35:16,853 --> 00:35:17,854
[Travis speaking in Spanish]

892
00:35:17,941 --> 00:35:20,379
Good morning.
[birds chirping]

893
00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:25,645
[gentle music]
[birds chirping]

894
00:35:31,955 --> 00:35:33,914
Is that all I get?

895
00:35:34,001 --> 00:35:35,568
I said hi to you this morning.

896
00:35:35,655 --> 00:35:36,612
Oh.

897
00:35:36,699 --> 00:35:38,223
Is that what that was

898
00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:39,702
when you showed your
cock to the worker?

899
00:35:39,789 --> 00:35:41,095
[Shepley gags]

900
00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,749
Well, you were so
busy juggling balls,

901
00:35:42,836 --> 00:35:44,359
I thought I'd show you mine.

902
00:35:44,446 --> 00:35:46,056
Can't have everything, I guess.

903
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,581
Yeah, guess you can't.

904
00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:50,931
[birds chirping]

905
00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:55,849
[tense music]
[seagulls squawking]

906
00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:57,242
Hey, so what's going on?

907
00:35:57,329 --> 00:35:58,286
What happened this morning?

908
00:35:59,374 --> 00:36:01,071
Come on, talk to me.

909
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:01,985
Well, there was this guy,

910
00:36:02,072 --> 00:36:03,073
and he was outside juggling

911
00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:04,423
and I've always
wanted to know how to-

912
00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:05,641
[Shepley] Mare!
[America groans]

913
00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:06,642
What is wrong
with everyone today?

914
00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:08,296
[Shepley] Mare, where are you?

915
00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:10,690
So your new friend gonna
join us down at the beach?

916
00:36:10,994 --> 00:36:12,431
His name is Miguel and no,

917
00:36:12,518 --> 00:36:14,694
because you scared
him off with your big dick.

918
00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:17,131
Mare!

919
00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:18,654
Hey, guys. Hey, hey.

920
00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:21,918
Have you seen Mare?
[birds chirping]

921
00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:24,443
[gentle music]

922
00:36:24,530 --> 00:36:25,966
Look, I know I
can be possessive.

923
00:36:26,053 --> 00:36:27,272
You? No.

924
00:36:27,359 --> 00:36:29,317
I just don't like
when guys touch you.

925
00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:30,797
Well, Travis, you
have to get over that.

926
00:36:30,884 --> 00:36:32,581
What if I have a male
gynecologist one day?

927
00:36:32,668 --> 00:36:34,496
Why would you have
a male gynecologist

928
00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:36,629
when there's perfectly
good female gynecologist.

929
00:36:36,716 --> 00:36:38,457
[Abby chuckles]
What about female empowerment?

930
00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:39,936
Isn't that what the diversity
movement's all about?

931
00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:42,374
Oh, my God, I
hate you right now.

932
00:36:42,722 --> 00:36:44,811
Look who's not
being progressive.

933
00:36:44,898 --> 00:36:46,943
Mare?
[birds chirping]

934
00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:47,988
Mare?

935
00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:51,034
- You miss me?
- Ugh.

936
00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:55,256
Hey.

937
00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:57,215
Hey, have you guys seen
a small American girl?

938
00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:06,006
Oh.

939
00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:10,750
[Both] Whee!

940
00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:12,317
[stutters] Uh.

941
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,975
[Blanca purrs]

942
00:37:19,062 --> 00:37:20,368
[Abby and Travis laughing]

943
00:37:31,118 --> 00:37:32,380
[Blanca laughing]

944
00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:33,816
It's a good color, right?
[Abby laughing]

945
00:37:33,903 --> 00:37:34,600
She didn't like
the color before.

946
00:37:34,904 --> 00:37:36,384
Oh. I didn't.

947
00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:39,213
Oh, yeah. Si.

948
00:37:41,128 --> 00:37:44,044
Watch. It gets
bigger. [laughs]

949
00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:48,396
It took a while.
[speaking in Spanish]

950
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,139
Uh, yeah. Its like a...

951
00:37:52,226 --> 00:37:53,271
Ahhh!

952
00:37:58,319 --> 00:37:59,538
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

953
00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:01,583
Where'd you go?

954
00:38:01,670 --> 00:38:03,193
You seemed distracted.

955
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,934
Well, I was just tryna find
out where our friends were.

956
00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:06,501
I didn't ask them to
take their tops off.

957
00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:08,242
Oh, okay. [chuckles]

958
00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:09,243
Look, look, look, look.

959
00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:10,549
It's a topless beach.

960
00:38:10,636 --> 00:38:11,898
See? I don't make
the rules here.

961
00:38:11,985 --> 00:38:13,726
Boobies, boobs, tits.

962
00:38:14,770 --> 00:38:16,206
Yeah, yeah. [laughs]

963
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,860
Travis, you know
what? You're right.

964
00:38:17,947 --> 00:38:19,166
Thanks. No, honestly.

965
00:38:19,253 --> 00:38:21,255
I wasn't tryna cause
trouble or anything.

966
00:38:22,778 --> 00:38:23,910
What are you doing?

967
00:38:23,997 --> 00:38:25,259
You said, it was
a topless beach.

968
00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:26,869
That doesn't
apply to foreigners.

969
00:38:26,956 --> 00:38:28,175
[Abby] [laughs]
Oh, that is absurd.

970
00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:30,003
You are absurd!

971
00:38:31,657 --> 00:38:33,354
What is this,
OnlyFans? Fuck off.

972
00:38:33,441 --> 00:38:35,008
You're a psycho.
[Travis groans]

973
00:38:35,269 --> 00:38:37,010
Leave me alone.

974
00:38:37,097 --> 00:38:38,577
Cover your titties!

975
00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:43,625
[person speaking in Spanish]
[person whistling]

976
00:38:44,452 --> 00:38:46,106
Come back, baby.
I make movies.

977
00:38:46,193 --> 00:38:47,542
[person speaking in Spanish]

978
00:38:47,629 --> 00:38:50,632
[animal growls]
[explosion booming]

979
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:55,768
[tense music]
[Travis grunts]

980
00:38:59,511 --> 00:39:01,295
Mare! Mare!

981
00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:02,601
Mare, look!

982
00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:05,168
Look, I'm shedding
my inhibitions!

983
00:39:06,648 --> 00:39:08,520
[Travis grunts]
[upbeat music]

984
00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:09,912
Hey, hey, hey.

985
00:39:09,999 --> 00:39:11,218
She's the one that took
her top off. [grunts]

986
00:39:11,305 --> 00:39:14,003
[person grunts]

987
00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:18,660
[speaking in Spanish]
[punches throwns]

988
00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:22,664
[officer speaking in Spanish]
[siren blaring]

989
00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:27,452
[Travis grunts]
[upbeat music]

990
00:39:27,539 --> 00:39:29,236
[glass shatters]
[upbeat music]

991
00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:33,240
[Travis panting and groans]

992
00:39:33,501 --> 00:39:34,197
Travis!

993
00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:39,812
[person grunts]
[Travis groans]

994
00:39:39,899 --> 00:39:42,292
Hey, blondie. [grunts]

995
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,382
[Travis grunts]
[bright music]

996
00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:51,867
Really?
[officer speaking in Spanish]

997
00:39:51,954 --> 00:39:56,437
[birds chirping]
[explosion booming]

998
00:39:56,524 --> 00:40:01,529
[birds chirping]
[insects chirping]

999
00:40:04,793 --> 00:40:07,535
[upbeat music]

1000
00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:08,797
[Benny] Come on, Darius.

1001
00:40:08,884 --> 00:40:10,451
Just give me give more minutes.

1002
00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:11,931
[Darius] Mm.

1003
00:40:12,018 --> 00:40:14,629
Look, I got a crisis on
my hands, so just please.

1004
00:40:14,716 --> 00:40:15,674
Okay?

1005
00:40:15,761 --> 00:40:16,675
Please.

1006
00:40:17,763 --> 00:40:20,200
What's so important that
you need me on a Sunday?

1007
00:40:22,245 --> 00:40:23,421
What do you mean?

1008
00:40:25,161 --> 00:40:27,294
Her stripper name is Pocahontas.

1009
00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:29,905
She needs to wear the headdress.

1010
00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:33,822
I've had enough
of this culturally
inappropriate woke shit.

1011
00:40:33,909 --> 00:40:34,519
The last...

1012
00:40:34,606 --> 00:40:35,215
[Benny screams]

1013
00:40:35,302 --> 00:40:36,999
[Hector screams]

1014
00:40:37,086 --> 00:40:40,133
What did I tell you
about sneaking up on me?

1015
00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:41,047
Sorry, sir.

1016
00:40:41,134 --> 00:40:41,874
Sorry.

1017
00:40:41,961 --> 00:40:42,744
Sorry, sir.

1018
00:40:45,399 --> 00:40:46,531
I'll call you back.

1019
00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:49,359
[Benny laughs]

1020
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,883
Oh my gosh.

1021
00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:52,537
I guess this is their way
of staying under the radar.

1022
00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:56,323
Asshats.

1023
00:40:56,410 --> 00:40:57,542
Gatito?

1024
00:40:57,629 --> 00:40:59,413
I know this place.

1025
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,807
Darius and I fell
in love down here.

1026
00:41:02,634 --> 00:41:04,592
Call Vince, take a
couple of guys down there

1027
00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:06,028
and go get me my money

1028
00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:07,203
and a couple of fingers.

1029
00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:08,030
Fingers?

1030
00:41:08,117 --> 00:41:09,554
Yeah, fingers.

1031
00:41:09,641 --> 00:41:10,859
No, no, forget it.

1032
00:41:10,946 --> 00:41:12,208
I'm gonna take care
of this myself.

1033
00:41:12,295 --> 00:41:14,341
What time's the next flight?

1034
00:41:14,428 --> 00:41:16,038
[car revs]

1035
00:41:16,125 --> 00:41:17,257
Darius!

1036
00:41:17,344 --> 00:41:19,912
[engine revs]

1037
00:41:22,131 --> 00:41:23,002
Darius!

1038
00:41:23,959 --> 00:41:24,917
D!

1039
00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:28,094
[Benny screams]

1040
00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:32,577
So I posted your bail,

1041
00:41:34,317 --> 00:41:36,494
but since you don't
have passports,

1042
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,583
you're gonna have to wait.

1043
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:49,811
[crowd speaks in
foreign language]

1044
00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:59,778
Well, thank you guys
for bailing us out
and being so nice.

1045
00:41:59,865 --> 00:42:01,910
I'm just sorry my
husband is so rude.

1046
00:42:01,997 --> 00:42:03,608
Well, I wouldn't
have to be so rude

1047
00:42:03,695 --> 00:42:05,218
if my wife would just
respect some of my-

1048
00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:06,436
Rules?

1049
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:07,568
Are you gonna
house break me too.

1050
00:42:07,655 --> 00:42:09,309
I was gonna say requests,

1051
00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:10,571
like when we're on our honeymoon

1052
00:42:10,658 --> 00:42:12,312
surrounded by a
few hundred horny

1053
00:42:12,399 --> 00:42:14,619
spring break TikTok
obsessed douchebags,

1054
00:42:14,706 --> 00:42:15,576
maybe don't show your tit-

1055
00:42:15,663 --> 00:42:17,230
Oh, do not say the T word.

1056
00:42:17,317 --> 00:42:19,232
If you say the T word, I am
jumping out of this car, Travis

1057
00:42:19,319 --> 00:42:19,841
and out of your life.

1058
00:42:19,928 --> 00:42:21,277
I mean it.

1059
00:42:21,364 --> 00:42:22,496
That's a bullshit way
to end an argument, Abby.

1060
00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:23,584
I don't care.

1061
00:42:23,671 --> 00:42:25,499
Then don't show your titties.

1062
00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:26,935
Titties, titties,
titties, titties,

1063
00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:28,067
titties, titties.
- Oh, fuck you, Travis Maddox.

1064
00:42:28,154 --> 00:42:30,330
- Titties, titties!
- Fuck you.

1065
00:42:30,417 --> 00:42:32,114
Abby, get back here.

1066
00:42:32,201 --> 00:42:33,768
[Sancho] No, no, wait,
wait, wait, Senor Travis.

1067
00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:34,682
No.

1068
00:42:34,769 --> 00:42:35,683
Take your hands off me.

1069
00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:36,641
Miguel can take care of her.

1070
00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:38,512
She's my wife.

1071
00:42:38,599 --> 00:42:39,948
She just has a bad
habit of running away.

1072
00:42:40,035 --> 00:42:42,560
Yes, because she
is running from you.

1073
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,697
[men speaking in
foreign language]

1074
00:42:49,784 --> 00:42:51,003
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1075
00:42:51,090 --> 00:42:53,309
I was just, I'm just
looking for my ride.

1076
00:42:53,396 --> 00:42:54,136
[glass shatters]

1077
00:42:54,223 --> 00:42:55,485
[Abby gasps]

1078
00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:56,922
I was just looking
for a friend of mine.

1079
00:43:06,366 --> 00:43:07,367
Are you okay?

1080
00:43:07,454 --> 00:43:08,673
Yeah, yeah.

1081
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:09,587
That was...

1082
00:43:10,457 --> 00:43:11,893
I could really use a drink.

1083
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:14,853
Thank you.

1084
00:43:19,379 --> 00:43:20,467
Hey.

1085
00:43:20,554 --> 00:43:21,686
if you could at least text me

1086
00:43:21,773 --> 00:43:22,991
to let me know you're alive,

1087
00:43:23,078 --> 00:43:24,471
that would be much
fucken appreciated!

1088
00:43:24,558 --> 00:43:25,646
[America] Jesus.

1089
00:43:25,733 --> 00:43:26,516
Is that the way
you talked to her?

1090
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:27,474
[Travis groans]

1091
00:43:27,561 --> 00:43:28,301
What the fuck do you want?

1092
00:43:28,388 --> 00:43:29,694
What the fuck do...

1093
00:43:31,304 --> 00:43:32,697
Let me be clear.

1094
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,003
I think you're being an asshole.

1095
00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:36,918
And I think that
getting married at 19

1096
00:43:37,005 --> 00:43:39,268
is the dumbest
shit in the world,

1097
00:43:40,835 --> 00:43:42,881
but all I care about right
now is my best friend

1098
00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:44,752
and she's in love with you.

1099
00:43:44,839 --> 00:43:46,536
Yeah, I love her too.

1100
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:47,755
What, what's the problem?

1101
00:43:47,842 --> 00:43:49,627
The problem is
you're suffocating her!

1102
00:43:50,497 --> 00:43:51,716
You're suffocating her

1103
00:43:51,803 --> 00:43:53,152
and she has a bad
habit of disappearing

1104
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,937
and I don't want that to
happen to either of us.

1105
00:43:58,287 --> 00:43:59,941
[gentle acoustic music]

1106
00:44:00,028 --> 00:44:01,900
Buenas noches, Miguel.

1107
00:44:03,945 --> 00:44:06,339
Well, aren't
you super popular?

1108
00:44:06,426 --> 00:44:07,166
[Comrade] Hola, Miguel.

1109
00:44:07,253 --> 00:44:08,254
Hola.

1110
00:44:08,341 --> 00:44:09,734
That wasn't always the case.

1111
00:44:10,952 --> 00:44:13,215
I find that so
hard to believe.

1112
00:44:13,302 --> 00:44:14,739
You're way too nice.

1113
00:44:16,436 --> 00:44:17,437
What's your backstory?

1114
00:44:19,613 --> 00:44:20,658
Tell me.

1115
00:44:22,355 --> 00:44:23,878
Okay, um.

1116
00:44:23,965 --> 00:44:25,706
Well, I'm part
Maldive, part Samoan.

1117
00:44:25,793 --> 00:44:27,012
Okay.

1118
00:44:27,099 --> 00:44:28,230
My family moved
here when I was a kid.

1119
00:44:28,317 --> 00:44:29,710
Okay.

1120
00:44:29,797 --> 00:44:31,277
They were actually
pretty wealthy.

1121
00:44:31,364 --> 00:44:33,932
You know the house that you
stay at used to be our home.

1122
00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:35,977
What happened?

1123
00:44:36,848 --> 00:44:39,589
The government took it
when my father was killed.

1124
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:40,895
Miguel, I...

1125
00:44:40,982 --> 00:44:42,941
Oh, don't shed
any tears for him.

1126
00:44:43,898 --> 00:44:44,986
He wasn't a good guy.

1127
00:44:45,987 --> 00:44:48,468
When he was killed, my
mom and I had to restart.

1128
00:44:49,991 --> 00:44:54,169
I was just a very
angry kid, like Angel.

1129
00:44:55,562 --> 00:44:57,129
And then one day,
I got the calling.

1130
00:44:57,216 --> 00:44:58,043
The calling?

1131
00:45:00,001 --> 00:45:00,872
Oh.

1132
00:45:00,959 --> 00:45:02,264
Oh you mean like the calling?

1133
00:45:02,351 --> 00:45:03,570
So you're a...

1134
00:45:03,657 --> 00:45:05,746
Priest in training?

1135
00:45:05,833 --> 00:45:07,487
I did not see that coming.

1136
00:45:07,574 --> 00:45:08,793
Wow.

1137
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:12,100
Tell me, Abby,
have you ever...

1138
00:45:12,187 --> 00:45:13,798
I mean, I believe,

1139
00:45:13,885 --> 00:45:16,017
but I don't practice
or anything like that.

1140
00:45:16,801 --> 00:45:18,150
Well, there's a first
time for everything.

1141
00:45:18,237 --> 00:45:19,673
No.

1142
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,414
No, I still got my beer.
- Jesus, we've got another.

1143
00:45:21,501 --> 00:45:23,198
I'm not that bad.

1144
00:45:23,285 --> 00:45:26,158
[crickets chirping]

1145
00:45:29,074 --> 00:45:31,163
[Travis] Have we
ever talked like this?

1146
00:45:32,338 --> 00:45:33,687
Yeah.

1147
00:45:33,774 --> 00:45:35,907
There was that one time
in the laundry room.

1148
00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:37,996
Yeah, you know.

1149
00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:40,128
You know asked me
if I had any soap

1150
00:45:40,215 --> 00:45:43,001
and I said that I
needed to get some.

1151
00:45:45,438 --> 00:45:46,700
That was nice.

1152
00:45:46,787 --> 00:45:49,311
[America chuckles]

1153
00:45:49,398 --> 00:45:50,660
Yeah, it's funny.

1154
00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,532
You, you don't get
to pick the people

1155
00:45:52,619 --> 00:45:54,664
who your boyfriend
hangs out with.

1156
00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:55,840
Well, I never
would've picked you.

1157
00:45:55,927 --> 00:45:57,363
I wouldn't have
picked you either.

1158
00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:00,758
How long have you known her?

1159
00:46:02,237 --> 00:46:03,064
Long time.

1160
00:46:07,721 --> 00:46:09,592
That's pretty cute.

1161
00:46:09,679 --> 00:46:11,159
You know that kid does
all these great things

1162
00:46:11,246 --> 00:46:13,205
and her parents never
show up for anything?

1163
00:46:14,597 --> 00:46:15,555
That was Abby.

1164
00:46:16,948 --> 00:46:19,211
It's frustrating to watch,

1165
00:46:19,298 --> 00:46:23,302
but Travis, she is not
your problem to solve.

1166
00:46:24,738 --> 00:46:25,739
Okay?

1167
00:46:25,826 --> 00:46:27,915
You just have to give her time.

1168
00:46:28,002 --> 00:46:29,569
I mean, she's had no
stability in her life,

1169
00:46:29,656 --> 00:46:36,228
and you are like this egomaniac
emblem of hyper-masculinity,

1170
00:46:36,315 --> 00:46:39,274
semi-toxic who I actually
hope is, you know, extinct.

1171
00:46:39,361 --> 00:46:40,145
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1172
00:46:40,232 --> 00:46:41,059
Where'd that come from?

1173
00:46:41,146 --> 00:46:41,929
Oh, I'm just teasing you.

1174
00:46:42,016 --> 00:46:42,669
Jesus!
[body thuds]

1175
00:46:42,756 --> 00:46:43,539
What the hell?

1176
00:46:43,626 --> 00:46:45,715
[Shepley groans]

1177
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,152
[Shepley clears throat]

1178
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:48,109
Uh.

1179
00:46:49,415 --> 00:46:50,198
Hey guys,

1180
00:46:50,938 --> 00:46:52,679
Uh, are you okay?

1181
00:46:52,766 --> 00:46:53,723
Yeah.

1182
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,116
No, I'm [scoffs]...

1183
00:46:55,203 --> 00:46:56,901
Yeah, I was uh, yeah,
I was just stargazing

1184
00:46:56,988 --> 00:46:59,077
at at uh Copernicus and, and...

1185
00:46:59,164 --> 00:47:00,774
Telescopes over there, bro.

1186
00:47:01,993 --> 00:47:03,472
Oh, they have one
of those over there.

1187
00:47:04,778 --> 00:47:05,518
Were you spying on us?

1188
00:47:05,605 --> 00:47:06,388
No, no, no, no.

1189
00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:06,998
I would never do that.

1190
00:47:07,085 --> 00:47:08,390
Okay.

1191
00:47:08,477 --> 00:47:11,219
I'm, I'm, I was uh, I
was getting coconuts.

1192
00:47:11,306 --> 00:47:12,438
Your favorite.

1193
00:47:12,525 --> 00:47:13,526
Babe!

1194
00:47:13,613 --> 00:47:15,180
Hey, where you going?

1195
00:47:15,267 --> 00:47:16,485
Babe!

1196
00:47:16,572 --> 00:47:19,793
Whoa, whoa, you feel that?

1197
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,926
Whoa, you feel that?

1198
00:47:22,013 --> 00:47:23,753
It's an earthquake, babe!

1199
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,886
She, she's gone, buddy.
[Shepley mumbles]

1200
00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:27,496
- Whoa, Mommy!
- You aced it.

1201
00:47:28,497 --> 00:47:29,934
Thanks for everything today

1202
00:47:30,021 --> 00:47:31,892
and for making sure
I got home safe.

1203
00:47:32,762 --> 00:47:34,590
Look, I know you
have a lot on your mind

1204
00:47:34,677 --> 00:47:39,421
and Travis has a interesting
way of expressing himself,

1205
00:47:39,508 --> 00:47:40,770
but something tells me

1206
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,860
that this marriage is
worth fighting for.

1207
00:47:43,817 --> 00:47:45,384
And I know I'm not ordained yet,

1208
00:47:45,471 --> 00:47:47,342
but if you and Travis ever
want to talk anything through,

1209
00:47:47,429 --> 00:47:48,213
I'm here to listen.

1210
00:47:49,997 --> 00:47:52,260
And I won't splash
you with holy water.

1211
00:47:52,347 --> 00:47:53,958
[chuckles] Thanks.

1212
00:47:54,567 --> 00:47:55,568
Bye.

1213
00:47:55,655 --> 00:47:56,308
Bye.

1214
00:47:58,832 --> 00:48:01,269
[Abby sighs]

1215
00:48:02,444 --> 00:48:07,493
[water gurgling]
[gentle acoustic music]

1216
00:48:15,718 --> 00:48:17,242
- Hi.
- Hi.

1217
00:48:17,329 --> 00:48:18,678
[Abby chuckles]

1218
00:48:18,765 --> 00:48:19,635
[Travis] It's the first
time we've been in sync

1219
00:48:19,722 --> 00:48:20,593
for a while.

1220
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:21,550
Yeah.

1221
00:48:24,031 --> 00:48:26,512
I'm sorry I've
been such a dick.

1222
00:48:26,599 --> 00:48:27,774
I mean, you haven't.

1223
00:48:27,861 --> 00:48:28,775
It's...

1224
00:48:28,862 --> 00:48:29,558
I really have.

1225
00:48:31,386 --> 00:48:32,213
We know I have.

1226
00:48:33,084 --> 00:48:35,303
You have. [laughs]

1227
00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:36,217
Well, thank you.

1228
00:48:37,088 --> 00:48:38,176
I appreciate that.

1229
00:48:38,263 --> 00:48:39,177
It...

1230
00:48:40,830 --> 00:48:42,658
Look, I mean, I have
a really bad habit

1231
00:48:42,745 --> 00:48:43,790
of running away
from my problems.

1232
00:48:43,877 --> 00:48:44,660
You do.

1233
00:48:44,747 --> 00:48:46,053
I do.

1234
00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:48,360
And I really don't
wanna run away from you.

1235
00:48:51,232 --> 00:48:53,365
Maybe we just need a
little bit of a break.

1236
00:48:55,062 --> 00:48:56,803
Our whole relationship
has just been

1237
00:48:56,890 --> 00:48:59,153
this crazy pressure cooker

1238
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:01,068
and neither of us have
been able to go off

1239
00:49:01,155 --> 00:49:03,244
and have any fun or
blow off any steam.

1240
00:49:06,595 --> 00:49:07,814
I have fun with you.

1241
00:49:07,901 --> 00:49:09,772
[both laughing]

1242
00:49:09,859 --> 00:49:12,340
I know, but I, I
meant independently.

1243
00:49:12,427 --> 00:49:13,254
Yeah.

1244
00:49:14,473 --> 00:49:16,736
I have always wanted
a bachelor party.

1245
00:49:17,737 --> 00:49:18,433
Okay.

1246
00:49:20,305 --> 00:49:21,523
Let's do it.

1247
00:49:21,610 --> 00:49:22,611
I mean, there's no
time like the present.

1248
00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:27,747
I like your thinking, Abby.

1249
00:49:29,531 --> 00:49:32,012
Hey bro, get all the
boys together and
come down to Mexico.

1250
00:49:32,099 --> 00:49:34,754
Oh, by the way, we got married.

1251
00:49:34,841 --> 00:49:36,060
Abby, dipshit.

1252
00:49:37,191 --> 00:49:39,411
[Narrator] Always
ready for a good time,

1253
00:49:39,498 --> 00:49:42,588
the Maddox brothers
flew down to Gatito.

1254
00:49:43,850 --> 00:49:44,546
Yeah, Dad.

1255
00:49:44,633 --> 00:49:45,417
Yeah.

1256
00:49:45,504 --> 00:49:46,287
Yeah.

1257
00:49:46,374 --> 00:49:47,593
Talk soon.

1258
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,073
[Tyler] What'd he say?

1259
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,552
That I'm in charge.

1260
00:49:50,639 --> 00:49:52,990
And to make sure you
don't do anything stupid.

1261
00:49:57,298 --> 00:49:59,431
It says that El Jefe
had kilos of cocaine

1262
00:49:59,518 --> 00:50:03,130
that was eaten by a clowder
of hairless Mexican cats.

1263
00:50:03,217 --> 00:50:05,089
I swear if you ruin
Travis's bachelor party

1264
00:50:05,176 --> 00:50:06,829
with a cocaine cat
scavenger hunt,

1265
00:50:06,916 --> 00:50:08,396
I will sell you
to a local cartel

1266
00:50:08,483 --> 00:50:10,398
and they will use
you as a drug mule.

1267
00:50:10,485 --> 00:50:12,357
[Trenton] Ow!

1268
00:50:15,142 --> 00:50:16,883
Oh, look, I'm sorry.

1269
00:50:16,970 --> 00:50:18,232
I'm sorry.

1270
00:50:18,319 --> 00:50:19,929
I don't know how many
times I can say it.

1271
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,757
There's a first class ticket
away waiting for you at Delta.

1272
00:50:21,844 --> 00:50:23,281
I booked us a suite.

1273
00:50:23,368 --> 00:50:25,109
I just gotta get this money
and a couple of fingers

1274
00:50:25,196 --> 00:50:27,111
and then it's just us.

1275
00:50:27,198 --> 00:50:28,416
All right?

1276
00:50:28,503 --> 00:50:29,374
There will be no talk
of work, I swear.

1277
00:50:29,461 --> 00:50:31,158
Just massages and margaritas.

1278
00:50:32,507 --> 00:50:33,508
Oh, Darius.

1279
00:50:33,595 --> 00:50:35,945
Just come down, please.

1280
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,556
Call me back.

1281
00:50:37,643 --> 00:50:40,167
[lively music]

1282
00:50:41,734 --> 00:50:47,044
Don't you ever, every
do that again, you...

1283
00:50:47,522 --> 00:50:48,132
Hey.

1284
00:50:48,219 --> 00:50:48,871
Oh hey, babe.

1285
00:50:48,958 --> 00:50:49,829
Hey, how are you?

1286
00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:51,091
Oh where were you last night?

1287
00:50:51,178 --> 00:50:52,310
Oh yeah, why'd you spy on me?

1288
00:50:52,397 --> 00:50:53,224
Spy?

1289
00:50:53,311 --> 00:50:54,138
What are you talking about?

1290
00:50:54,225 --> 00:50:55,139
What are you talking about?

1291
00:50:55,226 --> 00:50:56,009
So we're, everything's fine?

1292
00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:57,184
Yes, everything's fine.

1293
00:50:57,271 --> 00:50:57,967
- Oh perfect.
- So there's nothing

1294
00:50:58,055 --> 00:50:58,620
to talk about.

1295
00:50:58,707 --> 00:51:01,362
[Shepley groans]

1296
00:51:01,449 --> 00:51:02,972
Oh, that hurt.

1297
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,148
Oh, babe!

1298
00:51:04,931 --> 00:51:06,106
Why did you do that?

1299
00:51:06,193 --> 00:51:07,107
Hey, you holding
out on us, cuz?

1300
00:51:07,194 --> 00:51:08,152
Hey, guys.

1301
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:09,457
Welcome to Mexico.

1302
00:51:09,544 --> 00:51:10,676
Keeping the riches
to yourself, huh?

1303
00:51:10,763 --> 00:51:12,330
Yeah, you're a
fucking dead man, right?

1304
00:51:12,417 --> 00:51:13,679
What?

1305
00:51:13,766 --> 00:51:14,462
[Trenton] Does this
place have a bidet?

1306
00:51:14,549 --> 00:51:14,984
Fucking nerd.

1307
00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:15,811
What?

1308
00:51:15,898 --> 00:51:17,117
It was a long flight.

1309
00:51:17,204 --> 00:51:17,639
They're completely
normal in Europe.

1310
00:51:17,726 --> 00:51:18,640
No.

1311
00:51:18,727 --> 00:51:19,337
Don't chuck me in the ocean.

1312
00:51:19,859 --> 00:51:20,512
[Travis] Hey, buddy.

1313
00:51:20,599 --> 00:51:21,382
[Abby] Hi.

1314
00:51:21,469 --> 00:51:22,644
Hey, hey, guys.

1315
00:51:22,731 --> 00:51:24,211
Change of plans.

1316
00:51:24,298 --> 00:51:25,821
So the girls' spa treatment
is now in the afternoon.

1317
00:51:25,908 --> 00:51:27,171
Oh yeah.

1318
00:51:27,258 --> 00:51:28,476
So they're going
to the beach with us.

1319
00:51:28,563 --> 00:51:29,956
Will you teach me
how to play football?

1320
00:51:30,043 --> 00:51:30,565
I've never played football.
- Hey Shep, think fast.

1321
00:51:30,652 --> 00:51:31,523
[Shepley groans]

1322
00:51:31,610 --> 00:51:32,393
Heads up, buddy.

1323
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:33,742
Touchdown.

1324
00:51:34,134 --> 00:51:35,831
♪ Call me good

1325
00:51:35,918 --> 00:51:37,659
♪ Call me bad

1326
00:51:37,746 --> 00:51:41,228
♪ Call me anything
you want to baby ♪

1327
00:51:41,315 --> 00:51:44,884
♪ But I know that you're sad

1328
00:51:44,971 --> 00:51:46,538
♪ And I know I'll
make you happy ♪

1329
00:51:46,625 --> 00:51:49,018
♪ With the one thing
that you never had ♪

1330
00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:54,241
♪ Baby, I'm your man

1331
00:51:54,894 --> 00:51:56,330
♪ Don't you know that

1332
00:51:56,417 --> 00:52:01,466
♪ Baby, I'm your man

1333
00:52:03,076 --> 00:52:04,425
♪ You bet

1334
00:52:04,512 --> 00:52:06,210
♪ If you're gonna do
it, do it right, right ♪

1335
00:52:06,297 --> 00:52:07,733
♪ Do it with me

1336
00:52:07,820 --> 00:52:10,083
♪ If you're gonna do
it, do it right, right ♪

1337
00:52:10,170 --> 00:52:11,519
♪ Do it with me

1338
00:52:11,606 --> 00:52:13,260
♪ If you're gonna do
it, do it right, right ♪

1339
00:52:13,347 --> 00:52:14,740
♪ Do it with me

1340
00:52:14,827 --> 00:52:17,090
♪ If you're gonna do
it, do it right, right ♪

1341
00:52:17,177 --> 00:52:17,917
♪ Do it with me

1342
00:52:18,004 --> 00:52:19,353
♪ So good

1343
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,921
♪ You're divine

1344
00:52:22,008 --> 00:52:23,357
♪ Wanna take you,
wanna make you ♪

1345
00:52:23,444 --> 00:52:25,533
♪ But they tell
me it's a crime ♪

1346
00:52:25,620 --> 00:52:28,536
♪ Everybody knows where
the good people go ♪

1347
00:52:28,623 --> 00:52:30,538
♪ But where we're going baby

1348
00:52:30,625 --> 00:52:33,237
♪ Ain't no such word as no

1349
00:52:33,324 --> 00:52:38,285
♪ Baby, I'm your man

1350
00:52:38,372 --> 00:52:40,200
♪ Don't you know who I am

1351
00:52:40,287 --> 00:52:44,378
♪ Baby, I'm your man

1352
00:52:44,465 --> 00:52:46,511
♪ Yeah , you know

1353
00:52:46,598 --> 00:52:47,990
♪ You bet

1354
00:52:48,077 --> 00:52:49,862
♪ If you're gonna do
it, do it right, right ♪

1355
00:52:49,949 --> 00:52:51,342
♪ Do it with me

1356
00:52:51,429 --> 00:52:53,605
♪ If you're gonna do
it, do it right, right ♪

1357
00:52:53,692 --> 00:52:54,736
♪ Do it with me

1358
00:52:54,823 --> 00:52:56,085
♪ I'm your man

1359
00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:57,783
♪ I'll be the one
who understands ♪

1360
00:52:57,870 --> 00:52:59,306
♪ I'll be your first,
I'll be your last ♪

1361
00:52:59,393 --> 00:53:01,265
♪ I'll be the only one you ask

1362
00:53:01,352 --> 00:53:03,136
♪ I'll be your friend,
I'll be your toy ♪

1363
00:53:03,223 --> 00:53:05,138
♪ I'll be the one
who brings you joy ♪

1364
00:53:05,225 --> 00:53:06,618
♪ I'll be your hope,
I'll be your pearl ♪

1365
00:53:06,705 --> 00:53:10,404
♪ I'll take you halfway
'round the world ♪

1366
00:53:10,491 --> 00:53:12,406
♪ I'll make you rich

1367
00:53:12,493 --> 00:53:15,496
♪ I'll make you poor

1368
00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:17,194
♪ Just don't use the door

1369
00:53:17,281 --> 00:53:18,543
♪ If you're gonna
do it, do it right ♪

1370
00:53:18,630 --> 00:53:19,805
Hey.

1371
00:53:19,892 --> 00:53:21,285
Okay baby, what's going on?

1372
00:53:21,372 --> 00:53:23,417
Seriously, you're,
you're acting so weird.

1373
00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:26,159
I mean, you you literally
build a wall between us.

1374
00:53:26,246 --> 00:53:26,899
Okay, you...

1375
00:53:28,466 --> 00:53:29,815
You know when you're driving
down the highway and,

1376
00:53:29,902 --> 00:53:31,295
and a really great song comes on

1377
00:53:31,382 --> 00:53:32,948
and and you get
really into the song

1378
00:53:33,035 --> 00:53:34,254
and then you miss your exit.

1379
00:53:34,341 --> 00:53:35,212
And then-
- Okay, wait, wait.

1380
00:53:35,299 --> 00:53:37,301
Am I the song or the highway?

1381
00:53:37,388 --> 00:53:39,303
No, it's just, I
feel like I'm learning

1382
00:53:39,390 --> 00:53:40,565
all of these things about you.

1383
00:53:40,652 --> 00:53:41,957
Good, good, good.

1384
00:53:42,044 --> 00:53:44,046
You should be, you know,
learning things about me

1385
00:53:44,133 --> 00:53:45,004
and me learning
things about you.

1386
00:53:45,091 --> 00:53:45,874
Yeah.

1387
00:53:45,961 --> 00:53:46,919
Yeah, no, definitely.

1388
00:53:47,006 --> 00:53:48,573
Then I find out that you hunt.

1389
00:53:48,660 --> 00:53:49,400
I hunt.

1390
00:53:49,487 --> 00:53:50,618
Yeah, I'm not hiding it.

1391
00:53:50,705 --> 00:53:51,793
No, you're not
listening to me.

1392
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:53,142
You're not listening to me.

1393
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:55,014
Okay, maybe I shouldn't
have even tried.

1394
00:53:55,101 --> 00:53:56,668
Yeah, maybe you
shouldn't have.

1395
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:00,367
[Narrator] And so the boys

1396
00:54:00,454 --> 00:54:02,630
and girls went
their separate ways.

1397
00:54:02,717 --> 00:54:05,981
The girls went off
to a relaxing spa

1398
00:54:06,068 --> 00:54:08,549
and the boys, well...

1399
00:54:08,636 --> 00:54:09,637
[lively music]

1400
00:54:09,724 --> 00:54:11,900
[crowd cheers]

1401
00:54:19,299 --> 00:54:20,039
[Tyler spits]

1402
00:54:20,126 --> 00:54:20,866
Let's go!

1403
00:54:20,953 --> 00:54:21,823
Let's go!

1404
00:54:21,910 --> 00:54:22,650
More!

1405
00:54:22,737 --> 00:54:23,738
More!

1406
00:54:23,825 --> 00:54:24,522
Don't be a bitch!

1407
00:54:24,609 --> 00:54:25,218
Come on.

1408
00:54:25,305 --> 00:54:26,001
[Taylor spits]

1409
00:54:26,088 --> 00:54:27,351
[Trenton spits]

1410
00:54:27,438 --> 00:54:28,917
Ah, what the fuck!

1411
00:54:29,962 --> 00:54:31,180
Come on, let's go.

1412
00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:32,007
Let's go, bitch
- Shut up, bitch.

1413
00:54:32,094 --> 00:54:32,834
Shut up!

1414
00:54:32,921 --> 00:54:33,705
Come on!

1415
00:54:33,792 --> 00:54:35,968
[crowd cheers]

1416
00:54:36,055 --> 00:54:37,186
[Tyler spits]

1417
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:40,233
[Trenton spits]

1418
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,626
Geez, my skin feel like silk.

1419
00:54:41,713 --> 00:54:43,105
Yeah, we should try
the seaweed wrap next.

1420
00:54:43,192 --> 00:54:44,237
Ooh, I would love
to do a seaweed wrap.

1421
00:54:44,324 --> 00:54:45,064
I've always wanted to.

1422
00:54:45,151 --> 00:54:46,413
[America] Yeah.

1423
00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:48,328
Okay, well, at least
come with us to dinner.

1424
00:54:48,850 --> 00:54:51,113
No, nobody's going
to bother you.

1425
00:54:52,158 --> 00:54:53,028
[scoffs] You know what?

1426
00:54:53,115 --> 00:54:54,334
Okay, do whatever you want,

1427
00:54:54,421 --> 00:54:56,989
but tomorrow we
are going sailing.

1428
00:54:57,076 --> 00:54:59,339
[Vivian groans]

1429
00:54:59,426 --> 00:55:00,166
[Vivian sighs]

1430
00:55:00,253 --> 00:55:00,993
I'm sorry about that.

1431
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:02,255
No, you're fine.

1432
00:55:02,342 --> 00:55:04,344
Sounds like you need
some relaxation.

1433
00:55:04,431 --> 00:55:05,911
What brings you
girls down here?

1434
00:55:05,998 --> 00:55:07,652
Honeymoon.

1435
00:55:07,739 --> 00:55:08,740
Oh!

1436
00:55:09,828 --> 00:55:12,439
I once had a one night
stand with my doula.

1437
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:15,747
Oh, no, no, no.

1438
00:55:15,834 --> 00:55:17,183
It's not, no.
- No, not us, not us.

1439
00:55:17,270 --> 00:55:18,010
Not that they're, no.

1440
00:55:18,097 --> 00:55:18,663
Great for you though.

1441
00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:19,707
No, but...

1442
00:55:19,794 --> 00:55:20,969
We don't, we don't have

1443
00:55:21,056 --> 00:55:21,666
a problem with that.
- No, it's great.

1444
00:55:21,753 --> 00:55:22,928
We love that.

1445
00:55:23,015 --> 00:55:23,711
We support that.
- It's her honeymoon.

1446
00:55:23,798 --> 00:55:24,364
It's just not us.

1447
00:55:24,538 --> 00:55:25,713
Yeah [chuckles].

1448
00:55:26,018 --> 00:55:27,062
Yeah, it's our bachelor
and bachelorette parties.

1449
00:55:27,149 --> 00:55:28,368
We're doing it
kind of backwards.

1450
00:55:28,455 --> 00:55:29,456
Well, where's the
rest of your party?

1451
00:55:29,543 --> 00:55:31,023
Yeah, you're looking at it?

1452
00:55:31,110 --> 00:55:32,372
Yeah.

1453
00:55:32,459 --> 00:55:35,332
Well, is that what you wanted?

1454
00:55:36,376 --> 00:55:38,900
Well, no.

1455
00:55:38,987 --> 00:55:39,945
Oh, okay.

1456
00:55:40,032 --> 00:55:41,816
It's what he wanted.

1457
00:55:41,903 --> 00:55:42,991
Okay.
- Yeah, I guess

1458
00:55:43,078 --> 00:55:44,210
I'm just trying
to make him happy.

1459
00:55:44,689 --> 00:55:45,777
Oh God.

1460
00:55:45,864 --> 00:55:46,647
Oh no, I heard it.

1461
00:55:46,734 --> 00:55:47,735
That was awful.

1462
00:55:47,822 --> 00:55:49,433
I know.
- Hey, hey, hey, you.

1463
00:55:50,129 --> 00:55:50,956
Put that down.

1464
00:55:51,043 --> 00:55:52,131
[Yan] Hey, I can't.

1465
00:55:52,218 --> 00:55:53,001
- Ah, ah.
- I can't.

1466
00:55:53,088 --> 00:55:54,046
[Vivian] Put it down.

1467
00:55:54,133 --> 00:55:55,395
Hey, you need to behave.

1468
00:55:55,482 --> 00:55:57,441
Oh, are you gonna teach me?

1469
00:55:58,572 --> 00:56:00,879
[Yan grunts]

1470
00:56:00,966 --> 00:56:02,054
[Yan] Ow!

1471
00:56:02,141 --> 00:56:03,011
[Vivian chuckles]

1472
00:56:03,098 --> 00:56:04,404
Oh my God, you're my hero.

1473
00:56:04,491 --> 00:56:06,058
[Vivian] Pour
yourselves a drink, girls.

1474
00:56:06,145 --> 00:56:07,233
Okay.

1475
00:56:08,234 --> 00:56:09,453
Can I be frank?

1476
00:56:09,540 --> 00:56:10,932
- Please.
- Please.

1477
00:56:11,019 --> 00:56:14,283
This marriage is starting
off on the wrong foot.

1478
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:18,287
This is not about his needs,
it's about your needs.

1479
00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:20,115
Now, I lead women's
retreats throughout the year

1480
00:56:20,202 --> 00:56:22,422
and it's mostly Fortune 500,

1481
00:56:22,509 --> 00:56:24,468
but I also cater
to the homemaker

1482
00:56:24,555 --> 00:56:26,818
and poor people like yourself.

1483
00:56:26,905 --> 00:56:29,777
Because as much as you would
like to deny it, girls,

1484
00:56:29,864 --> 00:56:33,999
you cannot disrespect or
demean the power of the pussy.

1485
00:56:35,870 --> 00:56:36,828
Drink.

1486
00:56:36,915 --> 00:56:38,220
Drink, drink.

1487
00:56:38,307 --> 00:56:41,789
Drink it, it's expensive.
- Oh.

1488
00:56:41,876 --> 00:56:43,138
Ladies.

1489
00:56:43,225 --> 00:56:45,445
These two will be joining us.

1490
00:56:45,532 --> 00:56:46,968
I have some calls to make,

1491
00:56:47,055 --> 00:56:49,144
but Fernando knows where
to take you, so run along.

1492
00:56:49,231 --> 00:56:50,450
I'll see you later.

1493
00:56:50,537 --> 00:56:55,542
[rooster croaks]
[triumphant music]

1494
00:56:56,891 --> 00:56:58,632
We don't see
this in the States.

1495
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,678
Yeah, that's
because it's illegal.

1496
00:57:00,765 --> 00:57:02,984
[rooster croaks]

1497
00:57:03,071 --> 00:57:04,551
[Crowd] Oh!

1498
00:57:04,638 --> 00:57:07,946
[melancholic music]

1499
00:57:08,033 --> 00:57:10,514
[crowd sobs]

1500
00:57:38,672 --> 00:57:40,979
You okay, Shep?

1501
00:57:41,066 --> 00:57:42,850
Yeah, yeah.

1502
00:57:42,937 --> 00:57:46,332
Sorry, I uh, just fuck,
the allergy season, right?

1503
00:57:46,419 --> 00:57:47,768
[Shepley sniffles]

1504
00:57:47,855 --> 00:57:51,555
[Narrator] After massages
and muchas margaritas,

1505
00:57:51,642 --> 00:57:54,514
the girls chose to take
their bachelorette party

1506
00:57:54,601 --> 00:57:58,344
to the streets in
search of more fun.

1507
00:57:58,431 --> 00:57:59,563
♪ Welcome to the festival

1508
00:57:59,650 --> 00:58:01,042
♪ The festival de lucha

1509
00:58:01,129 --> 00:58:02,740
Could you tell me
where the lucha fight is?

1510
00:58:02,827 --> 00:58:06,265
Yon tent over
yonder, my fair wench.

1511
00:58:06,352 --> 00:58:08,572
Hey, excuse me, Shakespeare.

1512
00:58:08,659 --> 00:58:11,444
I don't really like that
you called me a wench.

1513
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:17,494
[crowd applauds]

1514
00:58:24,979 --> 00:58:26,198
[drum rolls]

1515
00:58:26,285 --> 00:58:27,025
[triumphant music]

1516
00:58:29,462 --> 00:58:31,116
♪ My name is Thumbelina

1517
00:58:31,203 --> 00:58:32,030
♪ I'm three feet tall

1518
00:58:32,117 --> 00:58:33,118
Oh my God, she's so cute.

1519
00:58:33,205 --> 00:58:34,511
♪ My mommy always told me

1520
00:58:34,598 --> 00:58:35,642
Hey, what is he saying?
♪ Fuck, you're small

1521
00:58:35,729 --> 00:58:37,209
♪ My neighbors, they tease me

1522
00:58:37,296 --> 00:58:38,906
Uh, he wants to know if
anyone will fight Thumbelina.

1523
00:58:38,993 --> 00:58:40,429
What?
♪ I fuck them up for money

1524
00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:41,735
♪ After all

1525
00:58:41,822 --> 00:58:43,258
No, she's like a
delicate little flower.

1526
00:58:43,345 --> 00:58:44,259
These people can't fight her.

1527
00:58:44,346 --> 00:58:45,086
No, no, no, I'll do it.

1528
00:58:45,173 --> 00:58:46,087
I will do it.

1529
00:58:46,174 --> 00:58:46,958
It's gonna be fine.

1530
00:58:47,045 --> 00:58:47,785
I'll be fine.

1531
00:58:47,872 --> 00:58:48,916
No, no, no.

1532
00:58:49,003 --> 00:58:49,569
[Announcer] We
have a challenger.

1533
00:58:49,656 --> 00:58:50,439
I'll do it.

1534
00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:51,528
This is a terrible idea.

1535
00:58:52,354 --> 00:58:54,008
Hi.

1536
00:58:54,095 --> 00:58:54,835
[Thumbelina] Hi.

1537
00:58:54,922 --> 00:58:55,923
Aw, I'm Abby.

1538
00:58:56,010 --> 00:58:56,924
[Thumbelina] Aw!

1539
00:58:57,011 --> 00:58:58,317
I told you it's gonna be fine.

1540
00:58:58,404 --> 00:59:00,275
She's cute.

1541
00:59:00,362 --> 00:59:02,930
Okay, so uh, so do
I get a costume?

1542
00:59:03,017 --> 00:59:05,454
♪ I fuck them up for
money, after all ♪

1543
00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:06,281
[announcer speaks
in foreign language]

1544
00:59:06,368 --> 00:59:08,240
Oh, you're good.

1545
00:59:08,327 --> 00:59:09,067
You're good, Shep.

1546
00:59:09,154 --> 00:59:10,634
You're good.

1547
00:59:10,721 --> 00:59:13,680
Just a stupid, stupid
little chicken, okay?

1548
00:59:13,767 --> 00:59:14,986
[Shepley breathes heavily]

1549
00:59:15,073 --> 00:59:15,856
Okay, okay.

1550
00:59:16,988 --> 00:59:17,597
All right.

1551
00:59:17,684 --> 00:59:18,424
Get it together.

1552
00:59:18,511 --> 00:59:19,860
Get it together.

1553
00:59:22,602 --> 00:59:24,299
[man sobs]

1554
00:59:24,386 --> 00:59:26,171
No, no, no.

1555
00:59:26,258 --> 00:59:27,172
No!

1556
00:59:28,869 --> 00:59:30,871
Look at his little feet.

1557
00:59:32,133 --> 00:59:33,700
Where's the humanity?

1558
00:59:35,397 --> 00:59:37,008
You people are sick!

1559
00:59:37,095 --> 00:59:38,444
You did this!

1560
00:59:38,531 --> 00:59:41,316
You did this to your child!

1561
00:59:41,403 --> 00:59:43,536
How do you feel about that?

1562
00:59:43,623 --> 00:59:44,972
He's an animal of love.

1563
00:59:45,059 --> 00:59:47,975
[man sobs]

1564
00:59:48,062 --> 00:59:51,283
[roosters clucking]

1565
00:59:51,370 --> 00:59:54,678
[roosters crowing]

1566
00:59:54,765 --> 00:59:56,288
This is sick fuck.

1567
00:59:57,376 --> 00:59:58,725
Not on my watch.

1568
00:59:59,552 --> 01:00:00,597
You.

1569
01:00:02,990 --> 01:00:05,340
Abby Abernathy!

1570
01:00:05,427 --> 01:00:07,865
[crowd boos]

1571
01:00:09,431 --> 01:00:10,345
You okay?

1572
01:00:10,432 --> 01:00:11,869
[Abby] Yeah, I'm fine.

1573
01:00:11,956 --> 01:00:14,088
Listen very carefully
to the rules, alright?

1574
01:00:14,175 --> 01:00:14,959
Okay.

1575
01:00:15,046 --> 01:00:15,742
There are no rules.

1576
01:00:15,829 --> 01:00:17,309
[whistle blows]

1577
01:00:17,396 --> 01:00:18,092
Go!

1578
01:00:20,094 --> 01:00:21,182
Meow.

1579
01:00:21,269 --> 01:00:22,314
A cat.

1580
01:00:22,401 --> 01:00:23,315
[Abby hisses]

1581
01:00:23,402 --> 01:00:24,359
Ow!

1582
01:00:24,446 --> 01:00:25,926
Oh my, Jesus.

1583
01:00:26,927 --> 01:00:27,885
[Abby groans]

1584
01:00:27,972 --> 01:00:29,147
Ow, that-

1585
01:00:29,234 --> 01:00:29,800
[thud]

1586
01:00:29,887 --> 01:00:31,584
was hurting!

1587
01:00:31,671 --> 01:00:34,892
[wrestler speaking indistinctly]

1588
01:00:34,979 --> 01:00:35,893
Oh, god.

1589
01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:37,764
Okay, truce?

1590
01:00:37,851 --> 01:00:38,896
[Abby gasps and gags]

1591
01:00:38,983 --> 01:00:40,245
[wrestler laughs]

1592
01:00:40,332 --> 01:00:44,466
[loud cheering and crowd noises]

1593
01:00:45,685 --> 01:00:48,906
[Wrestler yells
and Abby shrieks]

1594
01:00:48,993 --> 01:00:52,561
[metal music playing]

1595
01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,433
Will you tell me
that's not Abby?

1596
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,087
It's definitely Abby.

1597
01:00:56,174 --> 01:00:57,044
[wrestler yells indistinctly]

1598
01:00:57,131 --> 01:00:58,219
[thud]

1599
01:00:58,306 --> 01:01:00,091
[wrestler laughs]
[crowd cheers]

1600
01:01:00,178 --> 01:01:02,746
All right, all right,
all right, all right.

1601
01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:03,572
[Whistle blows]

1602
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:04,617
[Abby] Oh god.

1603
01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:05,749
Oh hi, honey. [groans]

1604
01:01:05,836 --> 01:01:06,750
[Travis grunts]

1605
01:01:06,837 --> 01:01:08,752
[Abby] [panting] Okay.

1606
01:01:08,839 --> 01:01:10,275
What happened to mani-pedis?

1607
01:01:10,362 --> 01:01:11,885
I could really use
your advice right now.

1608
01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:14,453
Okay, okay, um.

1609
01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:16,411
Well she's favoring
her right knee.

1610
01:01:16,498 --> 01:01:17,282
Go for her knee.

1611
01:01:17,369 --> 01:01:18,718
No, that's so mean.

1612
01:01:18,805 --> 01:01:20,764
It's really mean, but
it might save your life.

1613
01:01:20,851 --> 01:01:21,634
[wrestler grunts]

1614
01:01:21,721 --> 01:01:23,462
[wrestler speaks Spanish]

1615
01:01:23,549 --> 01:01:24,768
Don't listen to her.

1616
01:01:24,855 --> 01:01:25,420
She's trying to
get in your head.

1617
01:01:25,507 --> 01:01:26,421
Look at me.

1618
01:01:26,508 --> 01:01:27,814
Okay, okay.

1619
01:01:30,643 --> 01:01:31,775
What are you doing?

1620
01:01:31,862 --> 01:01:32,993
Nothing.

1621
01:01:36,475 --> 01:01:37,432
She's trying to fuck you.

1622
01:01:37,519 --> 01:01:38,912
I don't know.

1623
01:01:38,999 --> 01:01:40,392
I'm gonna go.

1624
01:01:40,479 --> 01:01:41,219
Listen here.

1625
01:01:41,306 --> 01:01:42,394
[bell rings]

1626
01:01:42,481 --> 01:01:42,873
[Wrestler] Hasta
la vista, fatty!

1627
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:43,961
Fatty?

1628
01:01:45,745 --> 01:01:47,268
I think you dropped something.

1629
01:01:47,355 --> 01:01:48,008
[Wrestler] Huh?

1630
01:01:48,095 --> 01:01:48,966
[knee crunches]

1631
01:01:50,489 --> 01:01:51,229
Yeah.

1632
01:01:51,316 --> 01:01:51,925
[thuds]

1633
01:01:52,012 --> 01:01:53,535
[wrestler cries]

1634
01:01:53,622 --> 01:01:55,799
That's what you get for
trying to fuck my husband!

1635
01:01:55,886 --> 01:01:57,235
[Abby speaks indistinctly]

1636
01:01:57,322 --> 01:01:58,062
[Travis] Yeah.

1637
01:01:58,149 --> 01:01:58,758
Oh, some Mario shit.

1638
01:01:58,845 --> 01:02:00,194
Slam her!

1639
01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:01,630
I don't know what's
legal, do whatever.

1640
01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:04,633
[Abby screams]

1641
01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:05,678
Just do it!

1642
01:02:07,549 --> 01:02:10,727
[Wrestler groans]

1643
01:02:12,380 --> 01:02:15,557
[Travis] I am immensely
turned on by you.

1644
01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:16,515
[whistle blows]

1645
01:02:16,602 --> 01:02:17,429
[crowd cheering]

1646
01:02:17,516 --> 01:02:18,778
[Travis] Yeah!

1647
01:02:18,865 --> 01:02:21,128
[Abby] Yes!

1648
01:02:21,215 --> 01:02:22,608
[laughing] I can't
believe you did it.

1649
01:02:22,695 --> 01:02:23,435
[Abby cheering]

1650
01:02:23,522 --> 01:02:24,262
You were awesome.

1651
01:02:24,349 --> 01:02:25,089
You won.

1652
01:02:25,176 --> 01:02:26,220
All right, honey.

1653
01:02:26,307 --> 01:02:28,222
Have fun at your bachelor party!

1654
01:02:28,309 --> 01:02:29,528
All right, I love
you. [kissing noise]

1655
01:02:29,615 --> 01:02:30,355
Have fun.

1656
01:02:31,791 --> 01:02:32,836
[Maddox brother singing]

1657
01:02:32,923 --> 01:02:33,837
♪ There's a cabin in the town

1658
01:02:33,924 --> 01:02:35,229
♪ In the town.

1659
01:02:35,316 --> 01:02:37,841
♪ Where my sweet
love sits me down. ♪

1660
01:02:37,928 --> 01:02:39,364
♪ Sits me down.

1661
01:02:39,451 --> 01:02:43,324
♪ And drinks her wine
as merry as could be. ♪

1662
01:02:43,411 --> 01:02:46,023
♪ And never, never
thinks of me ♪

1663
01:02:46,110 --> 01:02:47,546
[Travis] Whoa, looks
like the power's out again.

1664
01:02:47,633 --> 01:02:49,243
[Crowd] Sorpresa!

1665
01:02:50,897 --> 01:02:51,898
[laughter]

1666
01:02:51,985 --> 01:02:53,334
What's with all the eye candy?

1667
01:02:53,421 --> 01:02:54,727
I'm married.

1668
01:02:54,814 --> 01:02:56,033
You are.

1669
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:57,469
But we're not.

1670
01:02:58,775 --> 01:02:59,863
Don't get any cute ideas.

1671
01:02:59,950 --> 01:03:01,560
Abby's our sister now.

1672
01:03:01,647 --> 01:03:03,040
Yeah.

1673
01:03:03,127 --> 01:03:04,955
I'll have to agree
with him on that one.

1674
01:03:12,310 --> 01:03:15,182
[upbeat music playing]

1675
01:03:15,269 --> 01:03:18,142
[chicken clucking]

1676
01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:23,930
I mean, I love him.

1677
01:03:24,191 --> 01:03:26,715
That's gotta be worth
something, right?

1678
01:03:26,803 --> 01:03:28,413
Yeah, absolutely.

1679
01:03:29,980 --> 01:03:31,720
I don't know what
love is anymore.

1680
01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:33,026
Uh- oh.

1681
01:03:33,113 --> 01:03:36,073
Have you eaten anything today?

1682
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,335
I'm full...

1683
01:03:38,336 --> 01:03:40,686
of rage!

1684
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:42,906
Here's the thing, girls.

1685
01:03:42,993 --> 01:03:44,908
I got married too fucking young.

1686
01:03:44,995 --> 01:03:46,605
It didn't work out, you know.

1687
01:03:46,692 --> 01:03:47,998
What are you gonna fucking do?

1688
01:03:48,085 --> 01:03:49,913
What do you mean, what
am I gonna fucking do?

1689
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,088
I'm already-

1690
01:03:51,175 --> 01:03:53,046
Oh, look, I'm peeing.

1691
01:03:53,133 --> 01:03:55,092
[America crying]

1692
01:03:55,179 --> 01:03:57,268
I'm never getting married

1693
01:03:57,355 --> 01:03:58,573
Listen.

1694
01:03:58,660 --> 01:04:01,925
The stats are not
in your favor, okay?

1695
01:04:02,012 --> 01:04:03,796
And by the way, hey, listen.

1696
01:04:03,883 --> 01:04:05,319
Hey, it's not like you came

1697
01:04:05,406 --> 01:04:07,582
into any assets or
anything, right?

1698
01:04:07,669 --> 01:04:10,759
So, and there are
no kids involved.

1699
01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:12,457
So you got that.

1700
01:04:12,544 --> 01:04:16,287
I'm gonna have a baby
on my own, Millicent.

1701
01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:20,291
[sighs] Just buy one,
they're more grateful.

1702
01:04:20,378 --> 01:04:23,468
[thudding footsteps]

1703
01:04:27,037 --> 01:04:27,776
[Shepley] Okay, shit.

1704
01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:29,343
Okay, I got you.

1705
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:31,389
I got you food.

1706
01:04:31,476 --> 01:04:32,085
Oh, oh.

1707
01:04:32,172 --> 01:04:33,913
[bag shaking]

1708
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,436
This looks so good guys.

1709
01:04:35,523 --> 01:04:36,133
[roosters clucking]

1710
01:04:36,220 --> 01:04:39,527
Alright. Hmm.

1711
01:04:39,614 --> 01:04:40,398
[door creaks]

1712
01:04:40,485 --> 01:04:41,834
We're free now, yeah.

1713
01:04:41,921 --> 01:04:42,661
[door creaks]

1714
01:04:42,748 --> 01:04:44,619
[rooster clucking]

1715
01:04:44,706 --> 01:04:45,925
[rooster crows]

1716
01:04:46,012 --> 01:04:46,970
Oh, you hungry?

1717
01:04:47,057 --> 01:04:49,059
Yeah, Ooh.

1718
01:04:49,189 --> 01:04:50,582
Bon Appetit.

1719
01:04:50,669 --> 01:04:51,757
[Rooster clucking]

1720
01:04:51,844 --> 01:04:53,672
Mmm, yeah.

1721
01:04:53,759 --> 01:04:54,629
What?

1722
01:04:54,716 --> 01:04:55,804
Oh, the food's over here.

1723
01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:56,631
Here you go.

1724
01:04:56,718 --> 01:04:57,458
Yeah, you can eat.

1725
01:04:57,545 --> 01:04:58,155
[Rooster snarling]

1726
01:04:58,242 --> 01:04:58,982
No, no, no.

1727
01:04:59,069 --> 01:04:59,983
Hey, hey, hey.

1728
01:05:00,070 --> 01:05:01,332
[rooster crowing]

1729
01:05:01,419 --> 01:05:02,115
Hey, cease!

1730
01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:03,160
[speaking Spanish]

1731
01:05:03,247 --> 01:05:05,118
[roosters clucking and crowing]

1732
01:05:05,205 --> 01:05:08,121
[screams in spanish] Stop, stop.

1733
01:05:08,208 --> 01:05:10,036
[speaking in spanish]

1734
01:05:10,123 --> 01:05:11,385
[roosters clucking and crowing]

1735
01:05:11,472 --> 01:05:14,475
Guys, just be friends,
just be friends.

1736
01:05:14,562 --> 01:05:16,434
[thudding on wall]

1737
01:05:16,521 --> 01:05:17,435
No! No! No!

1738
01:05:20,742 --> 01:05:23,006
[screaming]

1739
01:05:23,093 --> 01:05:24,703
[rooster snarling]

1740
01:05:24,790 --> 01:05:25,530
[doors creaking]

1741
01:05:25,617 --> 01:05:27,140
[music playing]

1742
01:05:27,227 --> 01:05:30,013
♪ I'm an exchange student

1743
01:05:30,100 --> 01:05:30,839
Help me!

1744
01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:31,840
[door slams]

1745
01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:33,190
[Shepley screaming]

1746
01:05:33,277 --> 01:05:37,411
[roosters crowing
and cats yowling]

1747
01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:41,198
[door slams]

1748
01:05:41,285 --> 01:05:42,851
I got you. [laughs]

1749
01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:43,678
[Abby laughs]

1750
01:05:43,765 --> 01:05:45,071
I love you so much.

1751
01:05:45,158 --> 01:05:46,203
Okay, come on, let's go.

1752
01:05:46,290 --> 01:05:47,247
This is a group hug.

1753
01:05:47,334 --> 01:05:48,161
I know, I love you very much.

1754
01:05:48,248 --> 01:05:49,206
Who needs Shep, when-

1755
01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:50,424
No one needs him, I love you.

1756
01:05:50,511 --> 01:05:52,600
Here we go,
where's the waterbed?

1757
01:05:52,687 --> 01:05:53,514
Okay, okay.

1758
01:05:53,601 --> 01:05:54,472
No it's not a waterbed.

1759
01:05:54,559 --> 01:05:55,473
Oh no, it's not a waterbed.

1760
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:56,387
You know lady, I love you too.

1761
01:05:56,474 --> 01:05:57,910
I think we're good together.

1762
01:05:57,997 --> 01:06:01,479
No. I, I just need to know
if Darius made his flight.

1763
01:06:02,915 --> 01:06:04,264
What are you looking at?

1764
01:06:04,351 --> 01:06:06,049
I don't give a fuck
about Abby anymore.

1765
01:06:06,136 --> 01:06:08,399
I just want Darius.

1766
01:06:08,486 --> 01:06:10,923
No, what, what do you mean
he cashed his ticket in?

1767
01:06:11,010 --> 01:06:11,750
No, no, no!

1768
01:06:11,837 --> 01:06:12,577
Those are my miles!

1769
01:06:12,664 --> 01:06:13,752
That's my money!

1770
01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:16,581
I work my whole fucking life

1771
01:06:16,668 --> 01:06:18,757
to build a nest egg
of money and love.

1772
01:06:18,844 --> 01:06:21,238
And what's the point if you
keep losing the nest egg

1773
01:06:21,325 --> 01:06:22,326
and the love?

1774
01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:24,719
Help me!

1775
01:06:24,806 --> 01:06:26,895
[roosters clucking]

1776
01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:28,114
[glass shattering]

1777
01:06:28,201 --> 01:06:29,420
Oh!

1778
01:06:29,507 --> 01:06:32,597
[cell phone ringing]

1779
01:06:34,164 --> 01:06:35,426
Oh, no.

1780
01:06:35,513 --> 01:06:36,731
Oh, no I left.

1781
01:06:36,818 --> 01:06:38,429
[Mommy] Hi, Shepley,
baby, it's mom.

1782
01:06:38,516 --> 01:06:40,257
I'm at hospice with Granny.

1783
01:06:40,344 --> 01:06:41,736
Mommy, yes, it's me!

1784
01:06:41,823 --> 01:06:43,303
[Mommy] We're about
to pull the plug

1785
01:06:43,390 --> 01:06:44,913
and she wanted to say goodbye.

1786
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:45,871
No, grandma!

1787
01:06:45,958 --> 01:06:46,915
[Mommy] Where are you?

1788
01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:50,919
No, grandma! [cries]

1789
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:52,443
[Granny] Shepley, it's Granny.

1790
01:06:52,530 --> 01:06:54,314
I just wanted to tell you I-

1791
01:06:54,401 --> 01:06:56,447
[flatlining beeping]

1792
01:06:56,534 --> 01:06:58,579
No, goodbye Granny!

1793
01:06:58,666 --> 01:06:59,754
[rooster clucking]

1794
01:06:59,841 --> 01:07:01,147
[end call beeps]

1795
01:07:01,234 --> 01:07:02,235
[flame whooshes]

1796
01:07:02,322 --> 01:07:04,281
[guests chattering]

1797
01:07:04,368 --> 01:07:07,675
[upbeat music playing]

1798
01:07:09,547 --> 01:07:10,461
No, I don't like those.

1799
01:07:10,548 --> 01:07:13,246
I like Pinot. [Yells]

1800
01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:15,422
[upbeat music playing]

1801
01:07:15,509 --> 01:07:16,423
Guys!

1802
01:07:16,510 --> 01:07:17,772
Oh, they'll never believe me.

1803
01:07:17,859 --> 01:07:19,122
[woman laughs]

1804
01:07:19,209 --> 01:07:22,690
[upbeat music playing]

1805
01:07:33,701 --> 01:07:35,138
Remember us?

1806
01:07:35,225 --> 01:07:36,226
Rawr.

1807
01:07:37,096 --> 01:07:38,967
You learned English fast.

1808
01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:41,318
I learn a lot of things fast.

1809
01:07:41,405 --> 01:07:43,450
Isn't this your bachelor party?

1810
01:07:43,537 --> 01:07:44,451
Whoo, ah.

1811
01:07:44,538 --> 01:07:47,280
It sure is my bachelor party.

1812
01:07:47,367 --> 01:07:50,109
So, don't you
wanna have some fun?

1813
01:07:50,196 --> 01:07:51,545
[moaning] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

1814
01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:54,548
Okay.

1815
01:07:54,635 --> 01:07:57,464
You know, um, I thought I was
having enough fun already.

1816
01:07:57,551 --> 01:08:00,119
[laughs] You
know what we mean.

1817
01:08:00,206 --> 01:08:02,295
Woo.

1818
01:08:02,382 --> 01:08:03,427
[Travis chuckles]

1819
01:08:05,733 --> 01:08:07,822
Away from Blondie.

1820
01:08:07,909 --> 01:08:09,389
You mean Abby, my wife.

1821
01:08:10,216 --> 01:08:12,784
Come on, we won't tell.

1822
01:08:13,306 --> 01:08:15,743
[purring]

1823
01:08:19,399 --> 01:08:21,358
I gotta go.

1824
01:08:21,445 --> 01:08:23,099
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

1825
01:08:26,276 --> 01:08:27,364
Naughty, naughty.

1826
01:08:28,626 --> 01:08:31,019
Thank you for letting
us stay on the cot.

1827
01:08:31,107 --> 01:08:32,543
Yeah, well.

1828
01:08:32,630 --> 01:08:35,241
Okay ladies, it's been real.

1829
01:08:35,328 --> 01:08:38,375
Good luck with your
life, your marriage.

1830
01:08:38,462 --> 01:08:40,899
And if you were a
gambler, I would tell you

1831
01:08:40,986 --> 01:08:44,032
that the odds are not in
your favor and to fold.

1832
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:44,903
Wait, I have to pee.

1833
01:08:44,990 --> 01:08:46,165
Is this a bathroom?

1834
01:08:46,252 --> 01:08:46,992
Yeah.

1835
01:08:47,079 --> 01:08:47,819
But, no, no, no, no.

1836
01:08:47,906 --> 01:08:48,689
Don't, don't go there.

1837
01:08:48,776 --> 01:08:49,864
That's Parker's room.

1838
01:08:49,951 --> 01:08:51,170
Just go in the pond.

1839
01:08:51,257 --> 01:08:52,606
Parker?

1840
01:08:52,693 --> 01:08:55,392
My son, the doctor that
we were talking about.

1841
01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:56,697
What's your last name?

1842
01:08:56,784 --> 01:08:58,264
Hayes.

1843
01:08:58,351 --> 01:09:00,005
Hayes.

1844
01:09:00,092 --> 01:09:02,050
Parker Hayes.

1845
01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:02,790
Doctor.

1846
01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:05,402
[dings]

1847
01:09:05,489 --> 01:09:06,707
Hey, Parker!

1848
01:09:06,794 --> 01:09:08,056
Dr. Hayes.

1849
01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:09,057
[Travis] Parker Hayes?

1850
01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:09,884
[screaming]

1851
01:09:09,971 --> 01:09:10,798
Parker!

1852
01:09:14,367 --> 01:09:15,455
Mare!

1853
01:09:15,542 --> 01:09:16,543
Mare, we gotta go!

1854
01:09:16,630 --> 01:09:19,938
[upbeat music playing]

1855
01:09:29,643 --> 01:09:31,079
Travis.

1856
01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:33,778
[cell phone ringing]

1857
01:09:33,865 --> 01:09:35,867
Naughty, naughty.

1858
01:09:37,651 --> 01:09:38,435
Travis?

1859
01:09:38,522 --> 01:09:39,218
Travis, come and get me.

1860
01:09:39,305 --> 01:09:41,786
[girls purring]

1861
01:09:41,873 --> 01:09:43,266
Travis!

1862
01:09:43,353 --> 01:09:44,092
[purring]

1863
01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:45,050
Asshole!

1864
01:09:45,137 --> 01:09:45,964
[Xaria] Hmm, you like that?

1865
01:09:46,051 --> 01:09:47,226
Fine, two can play at that.

1866
01:09:47,313 --> 01:09:48,140
[Xaria] Oh, Travis,
you're so good.

1867
01:09:48,227 --> 01:09:51,535
[phone call ends beep]

1868
01:09:54,059 --> 01:09:56,453
[suspenseful music playing]

1869
01:09:56,540 --> 01:09:59,195
[Parker snoring]

1870
01:10:01,066 --> 01:10:02,937
[door sliding]

1871
01:10:03,024 --> 01:10:03,764
Okay, Parker.

1872
01:10:03,851 --> 01:10:05,288
Okay, I'm just.

1873
01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:07,638
Shit, okay, go, free, okay.

1874
01:10:08,856 --> 01:10:09,727
Ow!

1875
01:10:11,076 --> 01:10:12,033
Ow.

1876
01:10:12,991 --> 01:10:14,340
Okay, hi, Parker.

1877
01:10:14,427 --> 01:10:16,473
Hi you old nice, boring man.

1878
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,518
Okay, we're gonna take a photo.

1879
01:10:18,605 --> 01:10:19,998
[curtains opening sound]

1880
01:10:20,085 --> 01:10:21,042
Shit, what?

1881
01:10:22,043 --> 01:10:23,001
[Parker snoring]

1882
01:10:23,088 --> 01:10:25,264
[curtains closing sound]

1883
01:10:25,351 --> 01:10:28,920
[suspenseful music playing]

1884
01:10:29,007 --> 01:10:30,704
[camera shutter clicks]

1885
01:10:30,791 --> 01:10:33,794
[suspenseful music playing]

1886
01:10:33,881 --> 01:10:36,710
[Parker snoring]

1887
01:10:37,581 --> 01:10:38,973
No! What are you doing?

1888
01:10:39,060 --> 01:10:40,497
Don't!

1889
01:10:40,584 --> 01:10:43,891
[objects clattering]

1890
01:10:46,938 --> 01:10:47,721
Shh.

1891
01:10:50,115 --> 01:10:51,986
[Abby grunting]

1892
01:10:52,073 --> 01:10:52,944
God-dammit!

1893
01:10:55,425 --> 01:10:56,687
How are you sleeping?

1894
01:10:56,774 --> 01:10:57,731
Roll over!

1895
01:10:57,818 --> 01:10:59,994
God, you're fucking pointless.

1896
01:11:00,081 --> 01:11:00,908
Roll over!

1897
01:11:01,779 --> 01:11:03,781
[moans] One.

1898
01:11:03,868 --> 01:11:06,523
[moans] Two.

1899
01:11:06,610 --> 01:11:09,482
Oh, oh, come on!

1900
01:11:09,613 --> 01:11:11,049
Come [groans]

1901
01:11:11,136 --> 01:11:12,790
Ow, no!

1902
01:11:16,968 --> 01:11:18,012
[bottle clinking]

1903
01:11:18,099 --> 01:11:19,666
[rooster clucking]

1904
01:11:19,753 --> 01:11:20,841
[thudding]

1905
01:11:20,928 --> 01:11:23,627
[Shepley gasps]

1906
01:11:25,585 --> 01:11:28,936
[door creaks and slams]

1907
01:11:31,330 --> 01:11:34,246
[tense music plays]

1908
01:11:47,477 --> 01:11:48,216
[rooster crowing]

1909
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:51,307
[Shepley screams]

1910
01:11:54,005 --> 01:11:55,049
[trumpet playing]

1911
01:11:55,136 --> 01:11:57,095
[rooster crows]

1912
01:11:57,182 --> 01:12:00,968
[trumpet continues playing]

1913
01:12:12,980 --> 01:12:15,722
[door creaking]

1914
01:12:16,157 --> 01:12:18,638
What the hell
happened in here?

1915
01:12:18,725 --> 01:12:21,641
[heavy breathing]

1916
01:12:25,471 --> 01:12:27,430
[spitting sound]

1917
01:12:27,517 --> 01:12:28,648
Is that me?

1918
01:12:36,221 --> 01:12:37,483
So mean.

1919
01:12:38,876 --> 01:12:39,964
[Phone Woman]
I'm sorry, Señor.

1920
01:12:40,051 --> 01:12:41,618
There's no one
here by that name.

1921
01:12:41,705 --> 01:12:42,967
Or the other girls.

1922
01:12:43,054 --> 01:12:44,969
Have you tried
calling the police?

1923
01:12:45,056 --> 01:12:46,579
Yeah, I don't think
we're there yet.

1924
01:12:46,666 --> 01:12:47,841
Thank you though.

1925
01:12:48,799 --> 01:12:50,453
Okay.

1926
01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:53,194
[waves crashing]

1927
01:12:54,587 --> 01:12:58,199
[suspenseful music plays]

1928
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:07,818
[Abby moans and snores]

1929
01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:16,130
[beeping]

1930
01:13:16,217 --> 01:13:19,220
[Abby screams softly]

1931
01:13:20,744 --> 01:13:22,136
[Parker snores]

1932
01:13:22,223 --> 01:13:25,052
[birds chirping]

1933
01:13:27,577 --> 01:13:30,057
[Abby moans]

1934
01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:40,894
[Abby meows and hisses]

1935
01:13:44,768 --> 01:13:45,986
[Parker moans]

1936
01:13:46,073 --> 01:13:48,685
[Abby hisses]

1937
01:13:48,772 --> 01:13:52,210
[Growling and meowing]

1938
01:13:55,779 --> 01:13:57,694
[Parker panting]

1939
01:13:57,781 --> 01:14:01,088
[Growling and meowing]

1940
01:14:10,968 --> 01:14:13,144
[Parker and Abby scream]

1941
01:14:13,231 --> 01:14:14,711
Who the fuck are you?

1942
01:14:14,798 --> 01:14:15,712
It's me, it's me.

1943
01:14:15,799 --> 01:14:16,800
It's Abby, it's me.

1944
01:14:16,887 --> 01:14:17,670
Abby?

1945
01:14:17,757 --> 01:14:18,932
What are you doing here?

1946
01:14:19,019 --> 01:14:20,151
I was just trying
to take a selfie.

1947
01:14:20,238 --> 01:14:20,891
A selfie?

1948
01:14:20,978 --> 01:14:22,153
Fucking psycho.

1949
01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:23,371
[knocking on door]

1950
01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:24,024
[Travis] Abby,
are you in there?

1951
01:14:24,111 --> 01:14:25,025
Oh God.

1952
01:14:25,112 --> 01:14:26,418
He's gonna kill you.

1953
01:14:26,505 --> 01:14:27,811
[Travis] [knocking]
Abby, open up.

1954
01:14:27,898 --> 01:14:29,334
There's nobody here by
that name, so piss off.

1955
01:14:29,421 --> 01:14:30,553
Shh!

1956
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:33,033
Oh my God, you fucked Parker!

1957
01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:34,078
[Travis yelling]

1958
01:14:34,165 --> 01:14:35,732
No!

1959
01:14:35,819 --> 01:14:37,255
What are you doing here?

1960
01:14:37,342 --> 01:14:38,604
No, no, no, no!

1961
01:14:38,691 --> 01:14:42,956
[Everyone screaming
incoherently]

1962
01:14:53,663 --> 01:14:56,317
[bells ringing]

1963
01:15:01,671 --> 01:15:02,715
Well?

1964
01:15:03,542 --> 01:15:05,457
How's that for your
first time, Miguel?

1965
01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:07,503
Ain't she's something else?

1966
01:15:08,852 --> 01:15:11,376
Found her in bed with
her ex on our honeymoon.

1967
01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:17,251
It was really stupid.

1968
01:15:17,338 --> 01:15:18,949
I was drunk

1969
01:15:19,036 --> 01:15:21,386
and trying to get a selfie
to make him jealous.

1970
01:15:21,473 --> 01:15:22,953
The only reason I did it is

1971
01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:25,738
because I went to
FaceTime Travis last night

1972
01:15:25,825 --> 01:15:28,175
and this is what I saw.

1973
01:15:31,701 --> 01:15:34,007
I, Abby, I, I had nothing

1974
01:15:35,182 --> 01:15:36,009
to do with this.

1975
01:15:36,096 --> 01:15:37,620
You have to believe me.

1976
01:15:37,707 --> 01:15:40,318
I do.

1977
01:15:40,405 --> 01:15:42,276
I do. When I sobered
up this morning

1978
01:15:42,363 --> 01:15:45,497
and I had a second to think,
I figured that, I don't know,

1979
01:15:45,584 --> 01:15:48,282
that some girls must have
taken your phone or something.

1980
01:15:48,369 --> 01:15:49,849
And that's the truth,

1981
01:15:51,721 --> 01:15:54,332
Right, I believe you.

1982
01:15:54,419 --> 01:15:56,552
You guys, there's,
there's hope in this.

1983
01:15:57,944 --> 01:15:59,511
Except that doesn't
really go both ways

1984
01:15:59,598 --> 01:16:01,295
in our relationship
now, does it?

1985
01:16:01,382 --> 01:16:03,471
[sad, slow music playing]

1986
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:08,128
[sighs] Well, it's not really

1987
01:16:08,215 --> 01:16:09,782
like you gave me
a fighting chance

1988
01:16:09,869 --> 01:16:11,567
with your marriage
annulment contest.

1989
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:17,877
You set me up to fail.
[Abby sniffles]

1990
01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:21,925
Miguel, I know that you said

1991
01:16:22,012 --> 01:16:23,666
that there's something
in Travis and I

1992
01:16:23,753 --> 01:16:25,276
that's worth fighting for,

1993
01:16:25,363 --> 01:16:28,845
but, you know, I don't really
think I have any fight left.

1994
01:16:31,630 --> 01:16:32,892
Then neither do I.

1995
01:16:32,979 --> 01:16:34,024
[sniffles] I-

1996
01:16:34,111 --> 01:16:34,764
Travis.

1997
01:16:35,895 --> 01:16:38,245
[footsteps]

1998
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:42,032
Abby, Psalm 51 says, create a-

1999
01:16:42,119 --> 01:16:43,773
[Abby] Save it, I'm done.

2000
01:16:47,254 --> 01:16:49,909
[Miguel sighs]

2001
01:16:51,128 --> 01:16:54,610
[soft, sad music playing]

2002
01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:58,526
[America] My mom
knows someone at customs

2003
01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:00,877
who can get us on a four o'clock
flight back to Sacramento.

2004
01:17:00,964 --> 01:17:02,226
Thanks.

2005
01:17:02,313 --> 01:17:04,184
But I think I'm just
gonna hang around here.

2006
01:17:04,271 --> 01:17:05,533
Wander.

2007
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:06,970
Don't wander too far.

2008
01:17:08,319 --> 01:17:09,189
Promise?

2009
01:17:09,276 --> 01:17:10,060
Yes.

2010
01:17:10,147 --> 01:17:12,062
Yes, I promise, Mare.

2011
01:17:12,149 --> 01:17:13,846
But enough about me.

2012
01:17:13,933 --> 01:17:15,500
How are you doing?

2013
01:17:15,587 --> 01:17:16,980
This is so weird, Abby.

2014
01:17:17,502 --> 01:17:19,547
The second I met Shepley,
I just fell so hard.

2015
01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:21,898
And we get here and I
feel like I'm just seeing

2016
01:17:21,985 --> 01:17:23,551
who he really is
for the first time.

2017
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,205
Yeah, sounds familiar.

2018
01:17:25,292 --> 01:17:28,339
I mean, he hunts,
he spies on me.

2019
01:17:28,426 --> 01:17:29,296
I just can't.

2020
01:17:30,167 --> 01:17:31,647
He's not right for me.

2021
01:17:34,475 --> 01:17:35,738
I hear you.

2022
01:17:35,825 --> 01:17:38,392
I thought maybe
Travis was different,

2023
01:17:38,479 --> 01:17:40,830
but he's just like all
the men from my past.

2024
01:17:42,048 --> 01:17:43,354
I mean, I don't know
what to say, Mare.

2025
01:17:43,441 --> 01:17:44,616
I guess we were both just-

2026
01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:48,228
[Benny speaking indistinctly]

2027
01:17:48,315 --> 01:17:49,577
Hello?

2028
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:51,449
Abby?

2029
01:17:51,536 --> 01:17:55,018
[tense guitar music plays]

2030
01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:57,585
[Benny]} I want to see
the two of you in my office

2031
01:17:57,673 --> 01:17:58,978
in an hour,

2032
01:17:59,065 --> 01:18:01,502
and don't you even
think of skipping town.

2033
01:18:02,852 --> 01:18:05,593
This is about Travis
assuming your debt

2034
01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:07,900
by fighting against Chernobyl.

2035
01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:12,122
[tense music playing]

2036
01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:17,997
[heavy rain falling]

2037
01:18:19,869 --> 01:18:23,046
[tense music playing]

2038
01:18:36,102 --> 01:18:38,452
[gate creaking]

2039
01:18:38,539 --> 01:18:41,542
[tense music playing]

2040
01:18:48,549 --> 01:18:50,464
[Abby screaming]

2041
01:18:50,551 --> 01:18:51,639
[Thud]

2042
01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:55,034
[Benny and Abby groaning]

2043
01:18:55,121 --> 01:18:57,341
Abby, it's not what you think!

2044
01:18:57,428 --> 01:19:00,648
[Benny shrieks]

2045
01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:01,998
[Abby] I fucking hate you!

2046
01:19:02,085 --> 01:19:03,216
[Benny] I don't hit women.

2047
01:19:03,303 --> 01:19:05,436
[Abby] [indistinct], motherfucker.

2048
01:19:07,612 --> 01:19:09,396
You said you
wouldn't do anything!

2049
01:19:09,614 --> 01:19:11,007
[Benny] God, you're firm.

2050
01:19:11,094 --> 01:19:14,053
[Abby] I fucking
hate you, you maggot!

2051
01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:15,663
[Benny] What
are you, hormonal?

2052
01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:16,839
[Abby] Fuck you!

2053
01:19:16,926 --> 01:19:18,666
[tense, instrumental
music plays]

2054
01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:20,494
[knocking on door]

2055
01:19:20,581 --> 01:19:21,539
Who is it?

2056
01:19:24,107 --> 01:19:25,369
[knocking on door]

2057
01:19:25,456 --> 01:19:26,457
What?

2058
01:19:26,544 --> 01:19:27,937
What do you want?

2059
01:19:28,938 --> 01:19:31,941
[door slams open]

2060
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:38,556
[birds chirping]
[soft music playing]

2061
01:19:38,643 --> 01:19:41,341
I'm sorry about your painting.

2062
01:19:42,603 --> 01:19:45,868
Sorry about fucking
up your life, ish.

2063
01:19:48,740 --> 01:19:51,177
You didn't fuck up my life.

2064
01:19:51,264 --> 01:19:54,093
You fucked up my
relationship with my dad.

2065
01:19:54,441 --> 01:19:56,835
Well, there were
some other things.

2066
01:19:56,922 --> 01:19:58,054
Toledo.

2067
01:19:58,141 --> 01:19:59,533
Hmm.

2068
01:19:59,620 --> 01:20:03,494
- Toledo? Dude, I was 14.
- You were a cash-cow.

2069
01:20:04,277 --> 01:20:07,454
You really did deserve
that rock to the head.

2070
01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:11,241
I'm sorry about...

2071
01:20:11,371 --> 01:20:12,024
Darius?

2072
01:20:12,111 --> 01:20:13,417
Yeah.

2073
01:20:13,504 --> 01:20:16,463
I don't even know if
he ever really loved me.

2074
01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:18,117
This painting was my
last-ditch effort,

2075
01:20:18,204 --> 01:20:20,119
'cause we were down,

2076
01:20:20,206 --> 01:20:21,425
doesn't matter.

2077
01:20:24,689 --> 01:20:26,038
Well, for what it's worth,

2078
01:20:26,125 --> 01:20:28,562
it's not like my
relationship is any better.

2079
01:20:28,649 --> 01:20:31,348
I'm about to be
a divorcee at 19.

2080
01:20:31,435 --> 01:20:32,610
- What?
- Yeah.

2081
01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,569
For somebody who
is so good at cards,

2082
01:20:35,656 --> 01:20:37,702
you are a real fuckin' idiot.

2083
01:20:37,789 --> 01:20:39,399
- Excuse me?
- Oh yeah, right.

2084
01:20:39,486 --> 01:20:40,836
Miss Wisdom, at 19.

2085
01:20:40,923 --> 01:20:43,055
You don't see what's staring
you right in the face!

2086
01:20:43,142 --> 01:20:44,448
Love! Abby!

2087
01:20:44,535 --> 01:20:45,710
Love!

2088
01:20:45,797 --> 01:20:46,537
Your guy! This guy!

2089
01:20:46,624 --> 01:20:47,712
The fighter, Travis!

2090
01:20:47,799 --> 01:20:49,670
And the passion you two have?

2091
01:20:49,757 --> 01:20:51,150
You think you can
buy that on Amazon?

2092
01:20:51,237 --> 01:20:51,847
You cannot.

2093
01:20:53,065 --> 01:20:54,806
I don't care if you're
19 or you're 90!

2094
01:20:54,893 --> 01:20:57,243
When that happens? Sha-bam!

2095
01:20:57,330 --> 01:21:00,377
[birds chirping]

2096
01:21:00,464 --> 01:21:01,900
Sha-bam?

2097
01:21:01,987 --> 01:21:02,945
Sha-bam!

2098
01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:07,775
Sha-bam.

2099
01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:09,560
fuckin'' sha-bam.

2100
01:21:10,517 --> 01:21:11,823
What do you guys want?

2101
01:21:11,910 --> 01:21:13,259
We want you to fight for her.

2102
01:21:13,346 --> 01:21:14,695
You don't think I'm trying?

2103
01:21:14,782 --> 01:21:16,523
Then, dude, try
fuckin' harder.

2104
01:21:16,610 --> 01:21:18,003
It's like Dad always said,

2105
01:21:18,090 --> 01:21:19,657
"Sometimes you have to
fight for both of you

2106
01:21:19,744 --> 01:21:20,658
when one of you gives up."

2107
01:21:20,745 --> 01:21:22,051
That's right.

2108
01:21:22,138 --> 01:21:23,617
You fight and you fight,
and you keep fighting.

2109
01:21:23,704 --> 01:21:26,185
'Cause you're a Maddox and
that's what we do for love.

2110
01:21:26,272 --> 01:21:28,405
Travis, do you love her?

2111
01:21:29,710 --> 01:21:31,495
Of course I love her.

2112
01:21:32,626 --> 01:21:35,064
Then go and get her, dude.

2113
01:21:35,629 --> 01:21:37,327
I don't even
know where she is.

2114
01:21:37,414 --> 01:21:38,937
I think she found you, bro.
[sad music playing]

2115
01:21:39,024 --> 01:21:40,069
What?

2116
01:21:42,071 --> 01:21:45,509
♪ With all the ground
we've covered ♪

2117
01:21:45,596 --> 01:21:48,642
♪ With all the
fights we've won ♪

2118
01:21:48,729 --> 01:21:52,168
♪ I won't let you
drown in the ocean ♪

2119
01:21:52,255 --> 01:21:55,388
♪ I won't watch you
burn in the sun ♪

2120
01:21:55,475 --> 01:21:58,696
♪ We'll sing it in a song
[feet stomping]

2121
01:21:58,783 --> 01:22:02,874
♪ We'll sing it in a song

2122
01:22:02,961 --> 01:22:06,051
♪ In all the seas
we've sailed on ♪

2123
01:22:06,138 --> 01:22:09,315
♪ Our faces turned to stone

2124
01:22:09,402 --> 01:22:13,015
♪ I will follow you
where the light goes ♪

2125
01:22:13,102 --> 01:22:15,713
♪ And tell the rights
we've wronged ♪

2126
01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:19,151
♪ And sing it in a song
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh

2127
01:22:19,238 --> 01:22:24,026
♪ Sing it in a song

2128
01:22:24,113 --> 01:22:25,679
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

2129
01:22:25,766 --> 01:22:27,594
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

2130
01:22:27,681 --> 01:22:30,554
♪ The greatest story ever told
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

2131
01:22:30,641 --> 01:22:34,427
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

2132
01:22:34,514 --> 01:22:36,386
♪ Our finest dreams
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

2133
01:22:36,473 --> 01:22:37,604
♪ Our hearts
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

2134
01:22:37,691 --> 01:22:39,171
♪ And souls
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

2135
01:22:39,258 --> 01:22:42,827
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
♪ Forever young

2136
01:22:42,914 --> 01:22:44,742
♪ Forever bold

2137
01:22:44,829 --> 01:22:48,311
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

2138
01:22:48,398 --> 01:22:51,923
♪ The greatest story ever told
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

2139
01:22:52,010 --> 01:22:55,796
[Sancho speaking in Spanish]

2140
01:22:57,233 --> 01:22:59,061
Where did you get these
suits, "Douchebags-R-Us?"

2141
01:22:59,148 --> 01:23:00,497
[Sancho speaking Spanish]
- Dude, they're traditional.

2142
01:23:00,584 --> 01:23:02,020
Oh yeah, really?

2143
01:23:02,107 --> 01:23:03,021
Did you get these with suits
with a sign that reads:

2144
01:23:03,108 --> 01:23:03,935
"Please don't fuck me?"
- Shh.

2145
01:23:04,022 --> 01:23:04,892
Guys, he's a fucking priest.

2146
01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:06,503
Have some respect!
- Ah!

2147
01:23:06,590 --> 01:23:08,853
[brothers arguing]

2148
01:23:08,940 --> 01:23:10,550
Ow!
[brothers screaming]

2149
01:23:10,637 --> 01:23:11,725
[Thomas] No. No fighting!

2150
01:23:11,812 --> 01:23:14,685
[All] Queso!
[camera clicks]

2151
01:23:14,772 --> 01:23:18,080
[romantic music playing]

2152
01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:31,223
This is the ring that
our father got our mother.

2153
01:23:32,659 --> 01:23:37,577
She passed before Travis
really got to ever know her.

2154
01:23:37,664 --> 01:23:39,579
But, it's special.

2155
01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:42,626
And you're special.

2156
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:44,932
We'd like you to have it,

2157
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:47,631
'cause we all love
you very much.

2158
01:23:49,154 --> 01:23:50,982
This is beautiful.

2159
01:23:52,331 --> 01:23:54,246
I just wish that I could
have met her, you guys.

2160
01:23:54,333 --> 01:23:57,119
But, I'm sure she
was so incredible.

2161
01:23:58,990 --> 01:24:01,253
I don't even know what to say.

2162
01:24:01,340 --> 01:24:04,735
Well, you could say yes.
[Abby laughing]

2163
01:24:04,822 --> 01:24:06,302
Yes, yes, yeah.

2164
01:24:07,825 --> 01:24:09,131
I'll cherish this forever.

2165
01:24:09,218 --> 01:24:11,394
Thank you guys so much.

2166
01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:15,485
I'm really proud to call
you guys my brothers.

2167
01:24:17,965 --> 01:24:20,838
Hey!
[upbeat music playing]

2168
01:24:20,925 --> 01:24:23,058
What are guys doing to her?

2169
01:24:30,587 --> 01:24:32,197
♪ Right from the start

2170
01:24:32,284 --> 01:24:36,027
♪ We knew we'd be together

2171
01:24:36,114 --> 01:24:38,116
Tried the "Trabby?"

2172
01:24:38,203 --> 01:24:39,335
Hey! [laughs]

2173
01:24:39,422 --> 01:24:41,380
Yeah. Yeah, I've had like three.

2174
01:24:41,467 --> 01:24:43,295
They're great. They're great.

2175
01:24:43,382 --> 01:24:45,036
You should get one, man.

2176
01:24:45,123 --> 01:24:47,386
Alright, I'll have one.

2177
01:24:50,650 --> 01:24:52,304
Did you talk to Mare?

2178
01:24:52,391 --> 01:24:53,262
Mare, uh.

2179
01:24:56,134 --> 01:24:57,570
You alright?

2180
01:25:02,140 --> 01:25:03,315
Yeah, it's, I mean,

2181
01:25:03,402 --> 01:25:04,186
it doesn't matter.
- Yeah, yeah-

2182
01:25:04,273 --> 01:25:05,143
It's your night, man.

2183
01:25:05,230 --> 01:25:06,231
It's your night.
- Cheers.

2184
01:25:06,318 --> 01:25:07,537
Shep, I love you.

2185
01:25:07,624 --> 01:25:10,366
[stammering] I love,
dude, I love you.

2186
01:25:10,453 --> 01:25:12,324
I love you so much.
- No, but seriously.

2187
01:25:12,411 --> 01:25:14,457
I love you.
- I love you more, bro.

2188
01:25:14,544 --> 01:25:15,849
For real.

2189
01:25:15,936 --> 01:25:17,416
No, I would leave
her tonight, for you.

2190
01:25:17,503 --> 01:25:18,765
If it weren't for the whole
"cousin-imbreeding" thing,

2191
01:25:18,852 --> 01:25:20,506
we could have something.
- [laughs] Come here.

2192
01:25:20,593 --> 01:25:21,551
Come here.

2193
01:25:23,335 --> 01:25:24,423
I'm so happy for you.

2194
01:25:24,510 --> 01:25:27,165
Now, you should find your wife.

2195
01:25:27,252 --> 01:25:29,167
That's weird to say.
- I know.

2196
01:25:29,254 --> 01:25:30,212
You good?
- I'm good.

2197
01:25:30,299 --> 01:25:31,561
I'm good. I'm good.
- Okay.

2198
01:25:31,648 --> 01:25:32,388
I'm good.

2199
01:25:37,958 --> 01:25:40,526
Hey, what's, what's
the "Shepmare?"

2200
01:25:40,613 --> 01:25:42,572
Can I, can I have one of those?

2201
01:25:42,659 --> 01:25:44,008
You tell me.

2202
01:25:44,095 --> 01:25:45,227
Oh my!

2203
01:25:45,314 --> 01:25:47,446
Oh, what's, uh, baby!

2204
01:25:47,533 --> 01:25:48,708
Babe, oh my God!
- I came back!

2205
01:25:48,795 --> 01:25:49,796
Come here. Come
here. Come here!

2206
01:25:49,883 --> 01:25:51,058
Come here! Come here! Pumpkin!

2207
01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:52,059
Pumpkin!

2208
01:25:52,147 --> 01:25:53,278
I missed you!

2209
01:25:53,365 --> 01:25:54,279
I missed you too!

2210
01:25:54,366 --> 01:25:55,802
I was at the spa

2211
01:25:55,889 --> 01:25:57,500
and I heard that someone
tried to free the roosters

2212
01:25:57,587 --> 01:25:59,066
but didn't realize that they're
actually trained killers-

2213
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:00,285
I didn't know
they were killers!

2214
01:26:00,372 --> 01:26:01,156
And I thought that
that might be you.

2215
01:26:01,243 --> 01:26:02,548
Did you do that?
- Yeah.

2216
01:26:02,635 --> 01:26:03,854
[sighs] Yeah, I was just
trying to be a nice guy.

2217
01:26:03,941 --> 01:26:06,117
And, and, they're
not, they're not nice.

2218
01:26:06,204 --> 01:26:07,336
- Awe.
- No.

2219
01:26:07,423 --> 01:26:08,293
You're a good man,
Sheppley Maddox.

2220
01:26:08,380 --> 01:26:09,555
And I've been such a jerk,

2221
01:26:09,642 --> 01:26:11,122
and I'm, I spun out
about a dumb thing

2222
01:26:11,209 --> 01:26:12,297
and I shut down,

2223
01:26:12,384 --> 01:26:13,472
and I'm-
- No, no, stop, stop, stop!

2224
01:26:13,559 --> 01:26:14,821
- I'm so sorry!
- I'm, I'm sorry!

2225
01:26:14,908 --> 01:26:16,301
I'm sorry! I'm sorry
for, for spying on you.

2226
01:26:16,388 --> 01:26:17,781
And-
- No, I, I love you so much!

2227
01:26:17,868 --> 01:26:19,652
- I love you so much, baby!
- I love you so much!

2228
01:26:19,739 --> 01:26:21,393
And I want to be your
baby pterodactyl!

2229
01:26:21,480 --> 01:26:24,396
You wanna be my-
[both shrieking]

2230
01:26:24,483 --> 01:26:26,137
I wanna be on your mantle!
[both laughing]

2231
01:26:26,224 --> 01:26:28,618
Come here, babe!

2232
01:26:28,705 --> 01:26:33,536
[crickets chirping]
[waves crashing]

2233
01:26:34,319 --> 01:26:36,365
- Buenas noches.
- Hmm.

2234
01:26:37,366 --> 01:26:39,106
Sancho, right?

2235
01:26:39,194 --> 01:26:42,632
Si.
[crickets chirping]

2236
01:26:44,373 --> 01:26:46,810
[Benny] I feel like
I'm past my prime.

2237
01:26:46,897 --> 01:26:49,595
Hmm.

2238
01:26:49,682 --> 01:26:51,075
All I want to do is nap.

2239
01:26:51,162 --> 01:26:52,207
Hmm.

2240
01:26:53,556 --> 01:26:55,166
I'd take a good nap over that:

2241
01:26:55,253 --> 01:26:57,516
"painting, meditation" bullshit.

2242
01:26:57,603 --> 01:27:00,824
[chuckles] Hmm. Mm-hmm.

2243
01:27:00,911 --> 01:27:03,130
Money doesn't fix it.

2244
01:27:03,218 --> 01:27:04,697
Ass doesn't fix it.

2245
01:27:06,177 --> 01:27:07,047
Ass?

2246
01:27:08,223 --> 01:27:08,875
No bueno.

2247
01:27:10,399 --> 01:27:11,530
Pino's ass?

2248
01:27:12,923 --> 01:27:13,837
Tight.

2249
01:27:14,707 --> 01:27:19,016
Treacherous.
[crickets chirping]

2250
01:27:19,103 --> 01:27:20,539
I just want to find somebody

2251
01:27:20,626 --> 01:27:23,629
to sail off into
the sunset with.

2252
01:27:23,716 --> 01:27:25,718
I could fuck a couple
people up along the way.

2253
01:27:25,805 --> 01:27:27,154
But, just for fun.

2254
01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:30,245
[chuckles] I like
a man like you.

2255
01:27:37,817 --> 01:27:39,906
I've never tried Mexican.

2256
01:27:43,127 --> 01:27:47,131
I think that you would
find it most appealing.

2257
01:27:49,002 --> 01:27:53,093
♪ Falling in love again
[fireworks booming]

2258
01:27:53,180 --> 01:27:56,749
- Okay, so I've been thinking.
- Uh-oh.

2259
01:27:56,836 --> 01:27:59,926
I've been thinking about
giving the Maddox's name a try.

2260
01:28:00,013 --> 01:28:02,929
But, it has to include
some personalized towels.

2261
01:28:03,016 --> 01:28:04,583
- Towels?
- Mm-hmm.

2262
01:28:06,672 --> 01:28:08,718
Expensive towels.

2263
01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:10,937
And how many points is that?

2264
01:28:11,024 --> 01:28:12,852
Oh, forget about the points.

2265
01:28:12,939 --> 01:28:15,377
I stopped counting when we
were down by like a thousand.

2266
01:28:15,464 --> 01:28:18,423
[chuckles] A thousand's
an exaggeration.

2267
01:28:18,510 --> 01:28:20,251
It was stupid anyway.

2268
01:28:20,338 --> 01:28:21,774
I can't rationalize
this marriage.

2269
01:28:21,861 --> 01:28:24,081
And, I can't rationalize
why I love you.

2270
01:28:24,168 --> 01:28:25,212
But,

2271
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:26,170
I do.

2272
01:28:29,869 --> 01:28:33,395
[Voice-over] And so,
Abby and Travis agreed,

2273
01:28:33,482 --> 01:28:35,658
"Till death do us part."

2274
01:28:37,486 --> 01:28:40,445
As long as they don't
kill each other.

2275
01:28:40,532 --> 01:28:41,968
Adios, amigos.

2276
01:28:42,055 --> 01:28:45,929
[upbeat Spanglish music playing]

2277
01:28:46,016 --> 01:28:49,454
♪ I wanna love you baby

2278
01:28:50,499 --> 01:28:54,459
[cousins babbling humorously]

2279
01:28:55,242 --> 01:28:56,766
Jesus, Roger!
[everyone laughing]

2280
01:28:56,853 --> 01:28:59,377
Alright!
[Abby laughing]

2281
01:28:59,464 --> 01:29:00,596
Jesus Christ!

2282
01:29:00,683 --> 01:29:04,817
[upbeat Spanglish
music continues]

2283
01:29:21,399 --> 01:29:24,489
♪ Take me

2284
01:29:24,576 --> 01:29:28,754
♪ I want it

2285
01:29:28,841 --> 01:29:32,236
♪ I wanna love you baby

2286
01:29:36,893 --> 01:29:38,851
[upbeat music]

2287
01:29:43,334 --> 01:29:46,250
[singer laughing]

2288
01:29:49,340 --> 01:29:50,602
♪ Hey

2289
01:29:50,689 --> 01:29:54,911
[man singing in
foreign language]

2290
01:29:56,521 --> 01:29:57,783
♪ Hey

2291
01:29:57,870 --> 01:30:01,744
[women singing in
foreign language]

2292
01:30:07,271 --> 01:30:08,838
♪ I want it

2293
01:30:08,925 --> 01:30:11,667
♪ I want it all, my baby

2294
01:30:11,754 --> 01:30:15,410
♪ I want everything from you

2295
01:30:20,284 --> 01:30:22,765
[bright music]

2296
01:30:56,276 --> 01:30:59,758
[bright music continues]

2297
01:31:15,992 --> 01:31:18,560
[gentle music]

2298
01:31:27,090 --> 01:31:29,832
[choir vocalizes]

2299
01:31:44,020 --> 01:31:46,675
[bright music]

2300
01:32:02,342 --> 01:32:04,954
[upbeat music]

2301
01:32:24,930 --> 01:32:27,498
[men grunting]

2302
01:32:44,341 --> 01:32:46,996
[men grunting]

2303
01:32:55,352 --> 01:32:58,007
[bright music]

2304
01:33:11,977 --> 01:33:14,589
[bright music]

2305
01:33:34,130 --> 01:33:36,611
[gentle music]

2306
01:33:52,017 --> 01:33:54,716
[upbeat music]

2307
01:33:54,803 --> 01:33:57,457
[gentle music]

2308
01:34:09,861 --> 01:34:12,516
[upbeat music]

2309
01:34:16,172 --> 01:34:17,564
♪ My name is Thumbelina

2310
01:34:17,652 --> 01:34:19,088
♪ I'm three feet tall

2311
01:34:19,175 --> 01:34:22,265
♪ My Mommy always told
me, fuck, you're small ♪

2312
01:34:22,352 --> 01:34:25,485
♪ My neighbors, they tease
me, it sends me in a roll ♪

2313
01:34:25,572 --> 01:34:29,794
♪ I fuck them up for
money, after all ♪